Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Miu was exceptionally active last night, active miu man.

Miu insisted on a double session of "toss & chase the balls & mice," insistent miu man.

Miu then ferociously attacked her feather-wand, dangled by we man.

After miu-breakfast in the morning, miu thundered around upstairs like a beefalo, energetic miu man.

 

We got going before half-past Many (2+2+2) a.m., propitious start man.

However, events progressed a la above, q.v. man.

We even abandoned last two itineraried stops in favor of groceries, cut losses we man.

 

Lunch was at a local-chain fish restaurant, on route man.

Ordered too much and too fried, too long to ingest we man.

Didn't make us sick, but didn't make us happy, reminder of why we visit once every Manycade or so man.

 

The Aldi where we went had corn dogs, Major Food Group for wee man man.

The H-E-B where we went looked like a Soviet Union market, out of everything man.

 

We reached the casa at half-past Many (2+2) p.m., exhausted we man.

First order of business was to serve miu-treats, insistent miu man.

We fridged/pantried the groceries and went straight for a nap, zzz we man.

 

Upon awakening, unenthusiastically prepared for mow-lawning, needed shower anyway man.

Mowed front and approximately one-Many'rd of the back, suitable for Mini-B.'s week man.

 

No din-din, q.v. lunch man.

 

Called Mama T-B. to hear about her computer woes, aysheep senior she man.

Went to local H-E-B to (surprisingly) procure Lunchables Uploaded, delightful for Mini-B. man.

Party with existing rubias commencing until we can replace them, reconstitute rubia population we man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Special Sunday ES report, see man:

 

We had Many (2+2) ESs itineraried for Sunday and attended all Many (2+2) of them, diligent we man.

 

As it resulted, the only one that we SHOULD have bothered with was the one within a mile of the casa,  but who knew man.

 

The take, see man:

   -- toucans (large ones) baked beans; can overstuffed ravioli; unopened box tall kitchen bags;

            2 forks = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onecan of baked beans*, ingest we man.

  *not one of the toucans just bought, but rather a slightly older one from a previous ES, specifically man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. delivered Mini-B. in time for AFV, watch we and wee and ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. emphasized that Mini-B. had had a big din-din, yeah right man.

Mini-B. wouldn't shut up about how hungry he was, eloquent wee man.

He had a snack-pack of cookies and an apple just during AFV, emphasize the point man.

After ex-she man left, we served onecan of Aldi spaghetti rings + meatballs, finally satiated wee man.

Our concurrent din-din was the onecan of overstuffed ravioli from today's ES, ingest we man.

 

Party with the rubias starts after Mini-B. is definitely asleep, keep racket down man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. thrilled with breakfast of corn dogs, Major Food Group man.

Lunch was onecan of Chunky soup, ingest we man.

Din-din was two Hungry Man "Smokin' Backyard BBQ" frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was "The Sign of Zorro" from Many years ago, great movie man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn ingested, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. asleep, so party with the non-Ukrainian* rubias resumes, wild man we man.

     *Negligent Asia!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfasted miu thundered upstairs like an aysheep beefalo, aysheep miu man.

 

Mama T-B. had several requests of us, we serve senior she man.

Many (2+1) supermarket items* and take 2 electronics to Best Buy recycling, agenda we man.

     *"I need to get in line for lunch before Many (2x2x2 +2+1) a.m., be here before then man!"

     *"And I don't want to spent $Many for any of that, either, no man!"

 

We found all Many (2+1) grocery items in one place cheap, relief man.

Mama T-B. seized the store receipt, scrutinized it, and didn't go aysheep, si and see and no man.

We took the electronic items, remove we man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us at all, hope senior she isn't sick man.

 

Best Buy didn't open till Many a.m., very strange man.

We had about half an hour to kill, murderous we man.

We were within range of Arby's, slurrrrrrrp man.

We had up-to-date Arby's coupons, financially savvy we man.

Lunch was an in-restaurant Arby's $Many meal, beef-&-cheddar + curly fries ingest we man.

Then dropped stuff and returned to casa to nap, return and zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. jovial after skool, Lunchables Uploaded reaction by wee man man.

Din-din was nuked-in-bag green beans and Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) oz. of beef pot roast, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After din-din, played backyard kickball, practice soccer moves wee man.

Then consecutive showers, sweaty Two Guys man.

A good Two Guys day, conclude we man.

 

Now for continuing party with the non-Ukrainian rubias*, deprived we man.

    *Negligent deprivational Asia!  Negligent, NEGLIGENT deprivational DEPRIVATIONAL Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken noodle soup from a long-ago ES, ingest we man.

 

Went out and got all our hairs cut, shorn we man.

 

We were surprised that Mini-B. picked Gen. Tso's chicken for din-din over pot pies, surprise we man wee man.

 

Accordingly, din-din was nuked corn and Gen. Tso's chicken, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Coaxed Mini-B. into back yard to practice his soccer tricks, exercise we and wee man.

 

Mini-B. asleep, so nightly party with the rubias recommences, par-TAY man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu surprisingly quiescent after breakfast, quiescent miu man.

Spent all day alternately sleeping in Big Brudda's chair and his bed, zzz miu man.

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) breaded chicken tenders from over 2 weeks ago, don't waste food so ingest we man.

 

This was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s eve with Mini-B., free we man.

Partied half-heartedly with some of the rubias, debauchery we man.

Kicked them out after a while, need to replace 1, 2, or most likely Many rubias we man.

 

Din-din was half the bagged salad, drenched in balsamic vinaigrette (?), ingest we man.

Dessert was a banana nearing the end of its edible life, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. returned, sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s disgusting Ecu din-din had upset his stomach, big surprise there man.

We left Mini-B. in warm shower for as long as he wanted, quite a while man.

Administered allergy medicine, surprisingly no objection from wee man.

Mini-B. fell asleep rather quickly, exhausted wee man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,086]

On 4/6/2022 at 7:44 PM, TBoneTX said:

We were surprised that Mini-B. picked Gen. Tso's chicken for din-din over pot pies, surprise we man wee man.

What did Gen. Tso eat since you took his chicken, huh, man?

 

Also, saw PRG's removal of conditions was approved (saw letter from USCIS in informed delivery, then checked case status), now unconditionally American, awaiting new card that says so.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

10 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

What did Gen. Tso eat since you took his chicken, huh, man?

He's inside Ontarklar's chicken coop right now, steal he man.

10 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

PRG's removal of conditions was approved

Hoorah for PRG, si DA man!   

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Having been unwilling to descend from miu-tower last night, miu was needy this morning, connect the dots please miu man.

 

Lunch was a surprisingly good cold-cut sub sandwich from a supermarket, ingest we man.

 

Another record-setting week of Pre-Owned Toilet Seat $ale$, $i man.

 

Din-din was Costco burgers, mandatory on Movie night man.

Mini-B. had one loaded, lettuce tomato ketchup ingest wee man.

We had two double-ketchupped, ingest we man.

Actually, we left half of one of ours for Mini-B., half-ingest we and wee man.

 

Movie night was "The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin," quite enjoyable man.

We were pleased to remember the opening of the theme song from Many Manycades ago, mental acuity we man.

We were reminded of what a talented actor Roddy McDowall was, talented he man.

We were reminded that Suzanne Pleshette was just about the most beautiful non-rubia of all time, gorgeous she man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Edited April 9, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Not very enthusiastic even when considering the rather compact route, no and no man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- Many (perhaps [2+2] Manyzen) party cups; thick warshcloth; leather sunglasses case; 

       full bottle Tresemme conditioner = $2, steal man

  -- boxed Many-pack ([2+2+2]-pack) Basmati rice = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Miu absolutely aysheep after breakfast, zoom miu man.

Took Mini-B. to breakfast* at Burger King, ingest Two Guys man.

    *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Then dropped Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for play dates, excited wee man.

 

No lunch because of breakfast, substitute we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from little amigo's casa, and of course Mini-B. took an electronic cord that wasn't his,  wee man and turn around to return it we man.

 

Din-din was beef pot pies (large), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Impromptu movie night when we realized that "The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments" was on, commanded to watch it yearly man.

Watched nearly 2 hours of it, fading wee man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Finished Mini-B.'s weekly book on schedule, have it down to a science we man.

Just finished before Mini-B. zzz'd out, exhausted wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday (and miu) report, see man:

 

Miu absolutely aysheep almost all day, hyper miu man.

Zooming everywhere, zoom miu man.

Thunder like rampaging beefalo, rampaging miu man.

Knocked all papers off Mini-B.'s desk, destructive miu man.

No obvious reason for aysheep miu, enjoy active miu while miu is young man.

 

Mini-B. visited Mama T-B. today, overjoyed senior she man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup from a previous ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was Spaghettio's + meatballs, traditionally ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was toucans of chicken noodle soup, good for lunch so ingest for din-din we man.

 

Interviewed prospective new rubia by phone, interview we she man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Din-din was Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest we man.

Overslept nap afterwards, obviously need zzz we man.

Party with the rubias continues unabated, wild we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,086]

On 4/8/2022 at 9:35 PM, TBoneTX said:

Hoorah for PRG, si DA man!   

Actual card will be delivered while we are on vacation, because of course it will.

 

Most of my immediate family (parents, 3/4 of siblings) will be meeting up at some point or another over the next week or so. Mini-Dave has not seen his cousins except on Zoom yet. Also will be his first of very likely many trips on a plane.

 

I almost never was on an airplane before moving to California (and about 3x a year after that), though I had done it a few times (a couple of school trips, a couple of family trips, and a few job interviews).

PRG had taken exactly one trip by airplane before flying to Hong Kong to meet me.

If things ever get back to normal between Covid and the Russia/Ukraine war, will expect mini-Dave to take 2-3 trips by plane a year, one of them transatlantic.