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[TBoneTX 45,329]

Special Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We will take Mini-B. to a birthday party on Sat., so we GS'd briefly today, streak still alive man.

One GS (dud) and one ES, see the take man:

 

 -- nearly full box blue vinyl exam gloves = $2, deal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We have a project for Asia, oj tak.

Asia is to find us a rubia ucraniana, Ukrainian blonde man.

 

Said RU should be between the ages of Many and Many, oj tak.

She should be drop-dead gorgeous, oj tak.

Her figure should be Many-Many-Many, oj tak.

She should not be any shorter than Many manymanys, oj nie.

Her body mass index should be no higher than Many, oj nie.

She should not be high-maintenance, oj nie.

She should know some English, oj tak.

She should be proficient in P-math or smart enough to learn, oj tak.

 

Eagerly assistive cooperative alacritous Asia!  Eagerly assistive, EAGERLY ASSISTIVE cooperative COOPERATIVE alacritous ALACRITOUS Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Mini-B., despite corn dogs for breakfast, still didn't want to go to skool, ingest but no wee man man.

 

Lunch was a Subway*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

New girl made the thing with as few of the ingredients as possible, State Jail felony man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco hamburgers**, ingest Two Guys man.

   **1 + 2/Many'rds for us, 1 + 1/Many'rd for Mini-B., ingest specifically man

 

Then was Movie Night, traditional for Two Guys man.

Watched "Many,000 Leagues Under the Sea," amazing man.

Mini-B. approved wholeheartedly, enjoy wee man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After movie, way behind schedule, past bedtime for wee man man.

Mini-B. set record for quickest shower ever, 2+2+1 minutes man.

Got both readings in, magazine + book man.

A good Two Guys evening, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS report, see man:

 

We hit two GSs during run-erranding today, both paid off with the take man:

  -- yellow competition-weight frisbee* = $1, OK man

  -- leather business-card holder = $1, deal man

Total = $2

 

*see Thrilling Saturday report, see man

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Saturday repartee*, yawn man.

    *except for our Saturday GS report, see above man

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We hit the two GSs during the course of erranding, geographically efficient we man.

 

Lunch was Subway BOGO free**, ingest Two Guys man.

       **WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

We got a half-hour nap before Mini-B.'s amigo's birthday party, fortunate we man.

 

Took Mini-B. to party, Two Guys man.

No rubias there, no man.

In fact, except for one kid, we were the only bolillo, white bread we man.

 

Probably Many degrees outside, Texas weather Many man.

All but Many (2+1) parents dropped their kids and left, can't fathom that man.

We conversed interestingly with those Many parents, socialize we man.

 

Daddy Amigo grilled Costco burgers & hot dogs, ingest one of each we man.

Parents went to a lot of effort, obvious and impressive man.

Had a "game truck" there for an hour or so, interesting concept man.

 

Parents served half-white/half-chocolate cake, enabling choice for all man.

Mommy Amigo bought trick candles by mistake, non-blow-outable man.  

 

Stayed for Many (2+1) hours, Mini-B. getting tired man.

We & Mini-B. needed showers, hot Two Guys man.

Took new frisbee from the morning's GS and went into mowed back yard, opportune time man.

Mini-B. enjoyed it, enjoy frisbee wee man.

 

Mini-B. then wanted to play soccer with us, request wee of we man.

We aired up the kickball, first use since probably Manyvember man.

We & Mini-B. quite sweaty, make showers worthwhile man.

 

Mini-B. showered first, luxuriate in it wee man.

Agreed that it was a great idea, agree wee with we man.

We showered next, highly necessary man.

 

Din-din was beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

What with early showers, plenty of reading time, imminent man.

A good Two Guys day, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s, ecstatic senior she man.

Lunch was onecan of Chunky soup, not from ES but bought WUOC, ingest and financially savvy we man.

 

Our unparalleled skill with processing laundry enabled us to start load #Many baking before we left to retrieve Mini-B., accomplished Thread Laundress we man.

 

All laundry was done before Many p.m., record man.

All chores done by half-past Many (2+2+2+1) p.m., close to a record man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was Aldi spaghetti rings + meatballs, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was onecan of corn from a previous ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Went in back yard to enable Mini-B. to practice soccer techniques, motivated wee man.

 

AFV not on TV, stoopid Oscars man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Cousin Mini-B. came over at usual time, retrieve Mini-B. man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. spilled part of a snack bag of popcorn on our driveway, man.

Assemblage watched two Many (2+1) Stooges shorts, hilarious man.

Said goodbye to Mini-B. with mutual recitation of "We're Two Guys!", we + wee man.

 

Miu expressed usual dismay at Mini-B.'s absence, happens every time man.

We explained (yet again) to miu and brushed/played with her, We're One Guy and One Miu man.

Nothing left to do except eventually de-dish the warsher and party uninhibitedly with the rubias, end of report man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man.

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-made gut-bombs, Costco chicken salad on buns ingest we man.

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs on Aldi buns, ingest we man.

Postprandial nap attempted but failed, sinus headache from oak pollen man.

Brushed/played with miu early, interact while miu is awake and needy man.

Wild party with the rubias beginning at any moment, party-animal we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. has allergies or a cold (again) and got an excused tardy to skool, per Ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Lunch was same as Monday, ingest again we man.

Din-din was some roast beef donated by Mama T-B.*, ingest we man.

     *who would be furious to learn that we ingested it all at once, any excuse to yell at us senior she man

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias about to begin, signing off we man.  

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had an early business appointment, leave at o'dark-Many ex-she man.

We took Mini-B. to skool, sleepy semiorganized wee man.

 

Lunch was same as Tuesday & Monday, q.v. man.

 

Left POTS office early for weekly evening with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was Burger King*, ingest chicken fries and double cheeseburgers Two Guys man.

     *all bought WUOCs, financially savvy we man

Viewed remaining Baba-Mail funnies sent by Mama T-B., must restock us senior she man.

Watched old AFV episode, laugh Two Guys man.

Returned fading Mini-B., good Two Guys evening man.

 

Napped like a dead thing for an hour-plus, desperately need-zzz-ing we man.

Party with the rubias has resumed, got no self-control and don't want any we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man.

Lunch was catered for an underling who is retiring from the POTS business*, ingest we man.

     *filthy-rich, but nowhere near as rich as we are, Business Typhoon we man

 

Din-din was excess Chicken Alfredo provided yesterday by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest we man.

Amazingly, it had no cilantro in it, is ex-she-man sick man.

 

Wonderful postprandial nap enjoyed, zzz we man.

Raucous party with the rubias fully underway, SWAT team positioned outside casa man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

We have a full Saturday itineraried, see man:  Many (2x2x2-1) ESs, 2 community GSs, 1 manyfamily GS, 1 regular GS, wow if we can awaken early enough to get going meaningfully man.

 

We have a fullish Sunday itineraried, see man:  Many (2+2) ESs, wow man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Scintillating Friday repartee excepting our pre-ES/GS report, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was our casa-made gut-bombs plus a breakfast taco and two pigs-in-blankets that somebody brought in to the POTS complex, ingest we and promote they man.

 

Din-din was a catered lasagna platter ordered for a meeting by some now-former executive peon, ingest we and fire extravagant they man.

 

The rubias are (of course) eye-candy, but they're beginning to drive us aysheep, replace all Many soon man.

[SalishSea 17,847]

Miu fans tuning in at this juncture are left without tangible news of Miu antics.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

38 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Miu fans tuning in at this juncture are left without tangible news of Miu antics.

No mius is good mius, si or no JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Some days, it's better not to get out of bed, zzz and no man.

We arose early, ambitious itinerary man.

 

The first stop was a community GS, all in one place man.

We had to park Many -- yes, Many -- miles away and walk, waste of time man.

Everyone there priced things like they were Macy's, good grief and grrrrRRRRR man.

 

After this, we had two vastly allopatric itinerary options, look up allopatric man.

One had fewer options at earlier closing-times, long drive man.

One had more options at later closing-times, long drive man.

We picked the latter, conclude we man.

 

The first Many (2x2x2) -- yes, Many (2x2x2) ESs/GSs were duds, absolutely man.

Route traffic, road destruction, and scenery sucked, no ambiance man.

The Many'th (2x2x2+1th) ES yielded the take, drum roll man:

   -- nearly full box Cascade dishwarsher powder = $2, steal man

Total = $2

 

See Thrilling Saturday report for other details, pending tonight man.