Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,329]

13 hours ago, Lil bear said:

As a grandmother of Many (2x2x2)

Number of descendants precised, see LB ma'am.   

P-math-rusty ancestress LB ma'am!  P-math-rusty, P-MATH-RUSTY ancestress ANCESTRESS LB ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

On 3/22/2022 at 12:37 AM, Jorgedig said:

I really need to learn Spanish properly

You really need to explain, to all here, exactly who Jorgé is and who digs him, or whom he digs, or who dug him under, or whatever the juicy details, si JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

14 hours ago, mam521 said:

Miu seems to be bought off with treats, so does that trickery work?

See Thrilling Wednesday Report below, si and sigh mam ma'am.

14 hours ago, mam521 said:

My boy cat was recently diagnosed with diabetes

Oh, no, been there sighed that with previous miu mam ma'am.

14 hours ago, mam521 said:

Next time, we're going to go outside to stick him in the carrier

And what if he escapes, huh mam ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

22 hours ago, Asia said:

2) Many MANY Many,000s there are in my city

Refugee population precised, oj tak.

P-Math-sloppying Asia!  P-Math-sloppying, P-MATH-SLOPPYING Asia!

22 hours ago, Asia said:

No mius

We thought that you had several, if not Many mius, oj tak.

And now someone claims that there are none, oj nie.

Furtive dichotomous Asia!  Furtive, FURTIVE dichotomous DICHOTOMOUS Asia!

15 hours ago, Kor2USA said:

You're a good person Asia

Si, K2U ma'am, and also short and P-math-sloppy, oj tak!

[SalishSea 17,847]

18 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

You really need to explain, to all here, exactly who Jorgé is and who digs him, or whom he digs, or who dug him under, or whatever the juicy details, si JD ma'am.

It is Swedish, not Spanish!   Yor-ga-dig!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Miu's caucus with the vet was to be in mid-morning, seemed reasonable man.

Set carrier near food bowls on Tuesday night, preplanning man.

Attracted miu with treats, racing miu man.

Grabbed miu and threw her into carrier, easy-peasy man.

Miu jumped out just before we closed the lid,  man.

 

Miu warily evaded us for some time and chiefly hung out upstairs, distrustful miu man.

We finally gave up and called vet clinic to reschedule, old story to them man.

 

Lunch was barely Many slices of Costco salami, self-disgusted we man.

 

Miu fell asleep on our computer chair for Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- hours, zzz miu man.

Heaven frowns (at minimum) on anyone who awakens a sleeping miu, rule of life man.

 

Upon leaving skool, Mini-B. lobbied for a little amigo to come over, sociable wee man.

We explained open appointment with miu, explain we man.

Mini-B. flatly refused offer to come along, adamant wee man.

Mini-B. accused us of never inviting little amigos over, got to plan it in advance man.

(We HATE spontaneity in all its forms, plan we man.)

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. agreed to come over to watch Mini-B. play his video games, at least that man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought din-din for Mini-B., some infernal Ecu soup or another man.

 

At half-past Many (2+2) p.m., miu awoke and ventured downstairs, awake-venturous miu man.

Avoided us less than during the morning, more trustful or forgetful miu man.

We grabbed miu and carriered her, success at last man.

Miu objected at top volume, characteristic of miu man.

 

Rescheduled caucus with vet wasn't for another hour, no man.

Got objecting miu there via infernal Skool Zones long after skool was out, hate those man.

Sat with carriered miu in lobby awaiting vet, interminable man.

 

Vet examined miu and pronounced her healthy but at the top of her acceptable weight, heavy considerations man.

Vet shot miu for rabies, unfortunately required even for totally indoor mius man.

Vet manicured miu, blessed relief for miu, us, and furniture man.

Vet Tech plied miu with treats the whole time, make experience pleasant man.

(Nobody offered US any treats, no man.)

 

Got miu back to casa at Many (2+2+2) p.m., starving we man.

Miu much calmer, seemingly universal to all newly manicured mius man.

 

Meanwhile, Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had wreaked havoc in the casa, big surprise there man.

Ex-she opened two rolls of paper towels and hung them backwards, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she cleaned an already perfectly clean toilet with half a paper-towel roll, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she helped self to part of apple pie from Favorite Small Town, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she inspected, if not ingested, Mini-B.'s lunch Pop-Tarts, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she soiled Many (2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2) -- of our dish towels, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she opened (& left open) two drawers after looking for stuff, typical of ex-she man.

Ex-she's vile soupy din-din gave Mini-B. the runs, not-atypical of ex-she man.

We were left to clean up the above and remaining disasters, typical of ex-she man.

 

Mini-B. was hungry ("Dad, I'm starving") after Ex-Mrs.-T-B. fed him, typical man.

Din-din (including for the "I'm starving" Mini-B.) was 2 hot dogs each, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was most of the remaining apple pie, ingest Two Guys man.

Remedial education on How Two Guys Live & Act had to be reinstilled, big surprise man.

And WE had to write up this half of the Thrilling Wednesday report, typer's cramp we man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

16 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

It is Swedish, not Spanish!   Yor-ga-dig!

Do not try to fool, sandbag, or gaslight the fearsome Rant Thread audience, no JD ma'am!

Admit, now and honestly, whom Jorgé digs or who digs him, 'fess up candidly JD ma'am!

[Asia 2,498]

17 hours ago, Kor2USA said:

You're a good person Asia ❤️

Thank you

I don't think so, but when some psycho wants to annihilate a whole nation just because and you can do something, you simply do it because what else would you do? Sit and wait till he comes for you? Not acceptable.

[Asia 2,498]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We thought that you had several, if not Many mius, oj tak.

And now someone claims that there are none, oj nie.

I used to foster two mius but they found their forever home some time ago

[mam521 2,063]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

See Thrilling Wednesday Report below, si and sigh mam ma'am.

Oh, no, been there sighed that with previous miu mam ma'am.

And what if he escapes, huh mam ma'am?

Well, at least you eventually won!  But apparently Miu isn't going to be happy with treat reduction for weight management!  

 

Boy cat won't run away.  He likes to flop down on the concrete, stretch himself out as long as he can make himself and roll back and forth.  Apparently concrete and dirt itch better than scratchy fingers do.  He's also smart enough to realize his food supply is easily obtained indoors!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

19 hours ago, Asia said:

I used to foster two mius

You retrieve those mius or find two others to foster, oj tak!

Bad miuless Asia!  Bad, BAD miuless MIULESS Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

Miu isn't going to be happy with treat reduction for weight management

No matter what time miu is treat-served, she conveniently forgets and lobbies for more later, or maybe it's planned, forgetful or devious miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Took no Heap Strong Medicine before bed, too tired and too short to sleep man.

Paid for it all day, ow ow ow ow OW OW man.

Also awoke drastically late, and not a corn-dog-breakfast day for Mini-B. either,  man.

 

Got Mini-B. to skool amidst longest car line ever, next time take POTS corporate helicopter man.

(Or at least pay Jeeves or Smedley to chauffeur us, off-hours pay man.)

Mini-B. was in a good mood and observed only, "I'd like to talk to the inventor of Skool, si man," si man.

 

Retrieved Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA* who lives Many,000,000 miles away, traffic & tolls man.

     *CPA = Corrupt Price-Adjustor

Mama T-B. also requested milk** and orange juice*** from supermarket, hard to lift senior she man.

     **"Lactose-free, 1% or at most 2% without calcium -- calcium ruins the taste, si man!"

     ***"But only if under $Many, you hear me man?"

We remembered to bring Mama T-B. a Costco milk from the casa, too much for us man.

 

Mama T-B. right at door, eager to get her junk & get downstairs to beat the other seniors to the lunch line man.

For some reason, Mama T-B. didn't yell at us except perfunctorily, streak nearly snapped man.

Sharply inquired as to cost of the orange juice, suspicious senior she man.

Calmed down when we insisted that all others were $Many or even $Many, convincing we man.

Mama T-B. offered us $Many to defray our gas, tolls, etc., reimbursed we man.

We said, "It didn't cost $Many; it cost $Many, si man," and held out our hand for more, $i man.

Mama T-B. replaced the $Many with $Many, avail self of P-math flexibility senior she man.

We should have accepted the $Many****, retrospectively conclude we man.

     ****depending on the value of $Many, highly flexible man

 

Lunch was Costco chicken salad straight from container with use of a tablespoon, ingest One Guy man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. from skool, ex-she man's night man.

We continued to work running the POTS bu$ine$$, capital idea man.

Of course, miu was sound asleep on our office chair again, zzz miu man.

 

Din-din was Many gulped slices of Costco salami, very bad idea on empty stomach man.

We learned that Mini-B. had chicken alfredo + salad, perfect way to halt yesterday's alimentary overactivity man.  

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, latter had meeting outside casa man.

Inside, Cousin Mini-B. was depressed, Paraguay kicking Ecu's culo in World Cup kickball man.

 

At the casa, Mini-B. had Urgent Business, alimentary our dear Watson wee man man.

We had concurrent Urgent Business, alimentary our dear Watson too man.

Fortunately, casa has Many commodes, accommodating accommodations man.

 

Rest of evening proceeded normally, read magazine and book Two Guys man.

Mini-B. also began lobbying hard to not go to skool on Friday, future Sales Director wee man.

 

We are going to have to out-figure what else to have for solo lunches/din-dins without leaving the casa, Sherlock Holmes we man.

However, our ingestionary austerity of the last 2 or Many days has us under Many pounds, looked grim just days ago man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Retrieved Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA* who lives Many,000,000 miles away, traffic & tolls man.

Her CPA lives in interstellar space but probably somewhat closer to earth than Venus -- many (2*2*2*2*2*2+2),000,000 miles away -- or Mars -- many(2*2*2*2*2*2*2 + 2*2*2*2*2 + 2*2*2 + 2*2),000,000 miles away? 🤣

 

/circumference of the earth is approximately many (2*2*2*2+2*2*2+1),000 miles; you cannot actually be farther than that from anywhere and still be on earth, even with LA traffic

[TBoneTX 45,329]

3 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Her CPA lives in interstellar space but probably somewhat closer to earth than Venus -- many (2*2*2*2*2*2+2),000,000 miles away -- or Mars -- many(2*2*2*2*2*2*2 + 2*2*2*2*2 + 2*2*2 + 2*2),000,000 miles away?

Got it, first try, si and A+ in P-math DA man.

3 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

/circumference of the earth is approximately many (2*2*2*2+2*2*2+1),000 miles; you cannot actually be farther than that from anywhere and still be on earth, even with LA traffic

He was right on the red line of that, si got it again first try and A+ in P-math DA man.

Edited March 25, 2022 by TBoneTX