Save The Last Rants For Me

[SalishSea 17,847]

On 3/14/2022 at 10:48 PM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Heap Strong Medicine again failed miserably, going to discontinue the new stuff man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-made ham sandwiches, indict them man.

 

Went to Costco after leaving the POTS facility, mob scene man.

Gas lines were nearly backed up into the store driveways, mob scene man.

Our shorter line moved quickly, small blessings man.

Gassed the T-B.-mobile for only $Many,000,000, grrrrr man.

Got our Many (2+2+1) store items* for under $Many00, small miracle man.

     *including on-sale huge bag of Cape Cod potato-cheaps, big mistake man

 

Miu mobbed us for treats the instant we entered the casa, demanding miu man.

 

Din-din was the other half of last week's bagged salad, ingest but sick of salad we man.

Vegetables are what food eats, conclude we yet again man.

 

Attempted nap failed miserably, out-stressed and over-vegetabled we man.

 

Watched late TV news while stroking lap-miu with one hand and eating Cape Cod cheaps with the other, ambidextrous we man.

 

Snacking on Costco chicken salad* with use of a tablespoon, ingest we man.

     *which expires April Many'th, must ingest now man

 

Bad silent uncommunicative Asia!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT uncommunicative UNCOMMUNICATIVE Asia!

Vegetablist!

[SalishSea 17,847]

On 3/18/2022 at 9:11 AM, TBoneTX said:

Can they speak Spanish and can you speak Norwegian, oj huh?

I was able to understand the Spanish in the West Side Story remake, thanks to Sesame Street!   And I can read and understand limited Norwegian (more Swedish) thanks to my upbringing in Seattle's Ballard neighborhood, snus junction.

 

I really need to learn Spanish properly though.   I now regret taking French in school.   I have never needed it in the workplace.

[SalishSea 17,847]

On 3/4/2022 at 7:58 AM, laylalex said:

I am an aunt.

 

Baby Kai Daniel was born yesterday afternoon and he is perfect. My sister Rachel is doing great and we are absolutely thrilled as a family to welcome a new member! I get to meet him tomorrow. After going through so much as a family recently, on both sides of the Atlantic, Baby Kai is a balm. Welcome to the world, baby boy!

 

I will note that my nearly-a-brother-in-law refers to his new son as the Archduke Kai, because my sister does have some major empress vibes about her. 

 

 

 

 

I have a March baby.  Great month!   Congratulations!

[SalishSea 17,847]

On 3/4/2022 at 11:33 AM, mam521 said:

My British husband complains to the ends of the earth about Toyota drivers...league of their own!  

For Kiwis, it is Honda drivers.  😅  Apparently in NZ, Hondas are driven by grandmas.   Vs just smart people who like good cars, like here.     Fortunately I drive a fairly neutral Subaru.  And I hope to be a grandma, someday.

Edited March 22, 2022 by Jorgedig

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Loquacious JD ma'am!  Loquacious, LOQUACIOUS JD ma'am!

[SalishSea 17,847]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Loquacious JD ma'am!  Loquacious, LOQUACIOUS JD ma'am!

This was the primary complaint of my elementary school teachers. "Spends time visiting with others."

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

11 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

For Kiwis, it is Honda drivers.  😅  Apparently in NZ, Hondas are driven by grandmas.

Honda is an American car company that happens to have a headquarters in Japan.

 

/seriously, they build way more than half their light vehicles (cars, SUVs, crossovers, minivans, pickups, etc.) in the US

[TBoneTX 45,329]

13 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

a headhalf-of-halfers

P-math grammar precised, si and see and DA man!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Awful weather starting at about Many a.m., not the worst of what was out there however man.

Mini-B. awoke us by proclaiming that the weather awoke him, diligent reporter wee man.

Skool excused tardies, generous of them man.

Mini-B. out of sorts from sleepiness, let wee man doze we man.

Mini-B. returned from skool upbeatly, happy with Lunchables Uploaded lunch wee man.

 

Lunch was 2 Costco salami sandwiches with mayo on Texas toast, ingest oh well we man.

 

Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was 2 slices of apple pie from FST (favorite small town), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. fell asleep like a log, or like his little sister the miu, zzz wee man and miu man.

 

Miu has annual vet caucus on Wednesday (a month early), must trick/trap miu we man.

Miu shall also get a Many-wheel ([2+2]-wheel) manicure (a month late), claw all miu man.

We shall report on this suspenseful event, don't hold your breath too long man.

[Asia 2,498]

On 3/18/2022 at 5:11 PM, TBoneTX said:

Why are we not surprised to hear this, oj huh?

How many have been relocated into Wroclawcyzykwolodymrskiicyzk, oj huh?

How many are now living with you and the mius, oj huh?

Can they speak Spanish and can you speak Norwegian, oj huh?

Can they speak Norwegian and can you speak Spanish, oj huh?

Are they allergic to the mius, oj huh?

Are the mius allergic to them, oj huh?

 

So many questions, oj tak.

So few answers, oj nie.

1) Dunno

2) Many MANY thousands there are in my city

Many) No mius and no refugees living with me. Not enough space.

Many) I have no idea. I can speak a little Russian. Had learnt for two years in a primary school and seems like some of it stuck. I've discovered it now, while so many TV reporters and all are talking to Ukrainians and they speak in Ukrainian or Russian (tho Ucrainian is much different than Russian, although they share an alphabet).

Many, Many, Many) No idea lol.

I'm taking a few days break from voulunteering at the train station where these refugees arrive and some of them spend a few days there. Too much bad emotional stuff to deal. I so wish they could take a break from it too, but it's impossible

Edited March 23, 2022 by Asia

[Redro 4,611]

7 hours ago, Asia said:

1) Dunno

2) Many MANY thousands there are in my city

Many) No mius and no refugees living with me. Not enough space.

Many) I have no idea. I can speak a little Russian. Had learnt for two years in a primary school and seems like some of it stuck. I've discovered it now, while so many TV reporters and all are talking to Ukrainians and they speak in Ukrainian or Russian (tho Ucrainian is much different than Russian, although they share an alphabet).

Many, Many, Many) No idea lol.

I'm taking a few days break from voulunteering at the train station where these refugees arrive and some of them spend a few days there. Too much bad emotional stuff to deal. I so wish they could take a break from it too, but it's impossible

You're a good person Asia ❤️ 

 

 

[mam521 2,063]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Awful weather starting at about Many a.m., not the worst of what was out there however man.

Mini-B. awoke us by proclaiming that the weather awoke him, diligent reporter wee man.

Skool excused tardies, generous of them man.

Mini-B. out of sorts from sleepiness, let wee man doze we man.

Mini-B. returned from skool upbeatly, happy with Lunchables Uploaded lunch wee man..

 

Miu has annual vet caucus on Wednesday (a month early), must trick/trap miu we man.

Miu shall also get a Many-wheel ([2+2]-wheel) manicure (a month late), claw all miu man.

We shall report on this suspenseful event, don't hold your breath too long man.

Our district delayed opening by 2 hours.  Good thing or Kid1 and I would have been stuck out in the thick of it.  And well, we've discussed the driving 'round here previously, so phew! Dodged a bullet there. 

 

Kid2 won't take Lunchables to school anymore.  Says they don't stay cold enough.  

 

Miu seems to be bought off with treats, so does that trickery work?  My boy cat was recently diagnosed with diabetes so we've been back and forth to the vet frequently of late.  His countermeasure tactic is to start peeing as you're trying to shove him in his carrier.  Next time, we're going to go outside to stick him in the carrier so when he decides to unleash the urine, it's a non event for cleaning purposes! 

[Lil bear 4,228]

On 3/22/2022 at 12:43 AM, Jorgedig said:

For Kiwis, it is Honda drivers.  😅  Apparently in NZ, Hondas are driven by grandmas.   Vs just smart people who like good cars, like here.     Fortunately I drive a fairly neutral Subaru.  And I hope to be a grandma, someday.

As a grandmother of 8…a young and v active grandma.. and a HONDA driver… I shall feign taking great offense at the comment on behalf of my neighbours in Australias “eastern” states 🤪

[laylalex 7,289]

On 3/21/2022 at 10:57 PM, Jorgedig said:

This was the primary complaint of my elementary school teachers. "Spends time visiting with others."

Mine was "melts down too easily." 

[Boiler 45,564]

58 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Mine was "melts down too easily." 

You were on America's Next Top Model?