Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,792]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

So I go out the door and of course someone is hungry too.

English-only outside the regional forums, obtuse D ma'am!

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Mcdonalds it was

Going slumming, huh D ma'am?  NEVER any coupons there, no man!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1 hour ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

Work phone conversation is interrupted by a sudden question:

-"Where are you from?"

-"The UK"

-"Do you still live there?"

-"No, I'm in California"

-"Wow! Your English is great".

And your British is probably even better, si AAW man or ma'am.

 

It is high time for a haiku in Spanish, see man:

 

[ahem, harrumph]

Soy un atun, si;

No una tilapia --

Soy solo atun.

 

[Translation, see man]

I am a tuna, yes;

Not a tilapia --

I am only a tuna.

 

(Good, good, si man -- especially the "soy un atun si no una tilapia soy solo atun" part, si man!)   

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Finally, some scintillating repartee*, gratifying man.

     *and excellent haiku, si man

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu demanded and was served breakfast, demanding-and-breakfasted miu man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-prepared gut bombs and onecan of Food Club diet cola, ingest we man.

 

Commute to casa took forever, flashing stoplight man.

Should have commissioned the POTS helicopter, too late now man.

 

Entered casa and dropped everything, necessary man.

Had to serve miu-treats to demanding miu, treat miu properly we man.

 

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) bun-length hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

Opened mail, one piece of which was a delinquent tax bill for Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s closetless casa, ha man.

 

Full contingent of LEOs again stationed outside to break up undue revelry and debauchery as soon as it might erupt, incorrigible party-animal we man.

[Ontarkie 14,145]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

English-only outside the regional forums, obtuse D ma'am!

Going slumming, huh D ma'am?  NEVER any coupons there, no man!

It was the first time since moving here and will be the last time. I picked it for the kids and they are really close. I wish they actually still fried the burgers. Why on earth do they think steam bath microwaved burgers is good is beyond me. 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

steam bath microwaved burgers

Cheap and filling, reality D ma'am.

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Rant, see man:

Why do Chinese buffets display "steamed fish" when they should have calmed it down first, huh man?  And what did the fish get steamed about in the first place, huh man?

[SalishSea 17,516]

16 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

Work phone conversation is interrupted by a sudden question:

-"Where are you from?"

-"The UK"

-"Do you still live there?"

-"No, I'm in California"

-"Wow! Your English is great".

USCIS would like to request that you have your birth certificate translated from British to 'Murican.

[Ontarkie 14,145]

30 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Cheap and filling, reality D ma'am.

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Rant, see man:

Why do Chinese buffets display "steamed fish" when they should have calmed it down first, huh man?  And what did the fish get steamed about in the first place, huh man?

And as long as ppl keep buying them like that they get away with it. 

 

 

I don't eat fish here in Arkansas unless I know 100$ what it is. 

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And your British is probably even better, si AAW man or ma'am.

 

It is high time for a haiku in Spanish, see man:

 

[ahem, harrumph]

Soy un atun, si;

No una tilapia --

Soy solo atun.

 

[Translation, see man]

I am a tuna, yes;

Not a tilapia --

I am only a tuna.

 

(Good, good, si man -- especially the "soy un atun si no una tilapia soy solo atun" part, si man!)   

Beautiful bilingual piece of poetry. 🙏

 

[Adventine 3,189]

Speaking of fast food restaurants, we sold one of our branches today! It'll be a huge load off my husband's shoulders (and mine, too). We're going out for ramen to celebrate. I haven't had good ramen since I was in the Philippines!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

You mean you have fast food and didn't tell us or offer us any, huh huh huh A ma'am?

Bad delinquent miserly A ma'am!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT miserly MISERLY A ma'am!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

8 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

Beautiful bilingual piece of poetry. 🙏

 

And with such unparalleled emotional poignancy, si man!

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

And with such unparalleled emotional poignancy, si man!

I emphatically concur.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Miu mellowed out after breakfast, mellow miu man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-made gut-bombs, ingest we man.

 

Evening with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Mini-B. quite upbeat, good day for wee man man.

Din-din was Burger King drive-through WUOCs, financially savvy we man.

Looked at month's worth (Manycember) of funny Baba-Mail items, signs pets fails man.

Watched a Many (2+1) Stooges video, funny man.

Returned Mini-B., bye wee and sigh we man.

 

Gloriously napped for an hour, zzz we man.

Settled in for computer stuff, here be we man.

Miu awakened from miu-tower and promptly sat halfway on keyboard, invasive miu man.

Miu-hair (the chief export product of mius) is all over our desk, need a blow-leafer for removal man.

3 minutes ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

I emphatically concur.

LPoP (Last Post on Page) and therefore unread, tradition of Rant Thread man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was pizza provided by a Super Bowl bet-winner, ingest free we man.

 

Stayed at POTS office deep into the night, labor we man.

Finalized contract for another medium-sized European country, provide POT$$$$$ we man.

 

Miu frantically glad to see us, abandoned miu man.

Insisted on miu-treats, drop everything to comply we man.

 

Din-din was bagged (si, man) beef stew, fully cooked not bad and ingest we man.

Dessert was blueberries, dip into Mini-B.'s stash we man.

 

Miu sat on our lap through entire TV late news, enlapped miu man.

 

SWAT teams from multiple agencies bullhorning us to knock off the insane partying, fed-up LEOs man.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

(Silent upvoting Asia!  Silent, SILENT upvoting UPVOTING Asia!)

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Before bed on Thursday-night-as-of-Friday, massively interacted with miu, miu and we man.

Miu both a wildmiu and down from her miu-tower, proximal miu man.

Vigorously brushed every inch of miu at great length, double or Manyple miu-coverage we man.

Vigorous game of "chase the thrown miu-toys," pouncing huntress miu man.

Miu still energy-filled afterwards, probably too much caffeine for miu man.

Used feather-pole, attack-and-catch miu man.

We complimented miu on being a good huntress, compliment miu we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) chicken-salad sandwiches, Costco spread and buns man.

 

Stayed late at POTS office finalizing full-country contract$, finalize we man.

Din-din was 2 double Fish Filets from McDonald's, beastly expensive man.

 

Met at casa by displeased miu, Where Was Daddy When We Wanted Miu-Treats man.

Served miu-treats to miu, partially mollified miu man.

 

Unsuccessfully attempted nap, no zzz we man.

Snacked on onecan of French-style green beans*, useless for kill-appetiting man.

     *bought dented at supermarket closeout bin, financially savvy we man

Snacked on onecan of corn**, more filling man.

    **procured free at recent ES, financially savvy we man

Multi-agency SWAT team bullhorning us to knock off the wild partying, neighbors complaining man.