Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Heap Strong Medicine remarkably effective, not too crippled we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-prepared ham sandwiches, indict all Many man.

Note to self, self-see man:  Next time, use hamburger buns and not Texas Toast, si and no man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. e-mailed Mini-B.'s skool report card to us and to Mama T-B., make the grade man.

Mama T-B. will go aysheep because all grades not Many00, impossible standards senior she man.

 

Din-din was the remaining half of last week's bagged salad, not too mushy man.

 

Wonderful and overslept siesta, over-zzz we man.

 

Snack was some blueberries LONG past their useful life, unenthusiastically ingest we man.

 

Miu wanted early brushing, dutifully service miu we man.

Miu now wanting more attention, invasive miu man.

 

It is St. Patrick's Day again today in Poland, oj tak.

Silent lurking Asia!  Silent, SILENT lurking LURKING Asia!

[Ontarkie 14,145]

52 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Tell him now to take a long walk off a short pier, no one better than you ma'am D ma'am.

 

or, option ma'am:

 

2.  Run this by a lawyer, and then indict a ham sandwich ma'am.

His reply to my email was sketchy and no way will be using them. I'm calling the warranty company tomorrow to tell them they need to get someone who is competent out here.

Singing something like that would leave me with a bill. I know the theory is they can't predict accidents. But isn't that why they carry insurance? If I sign that I can guaranty my insurance would say too bad so sad why did you sign such a thing. 

 

49 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Heap Strong Medicine remarkably effective, not too crippled we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-prepared ham sandwiches, indict all Many man.

Note to self, self-see man:  Next time, use hamburger buns and not Texas Toast, si and no man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. e-mailed Mini-B.'s skool report card to us and to Mama T-B., make the grade man.

Mama T-B. will go aysheep because all grades not Many00, impossible standards senior she man.

 

Din-din was the remaining half of last week's bagged salad, not too mushy man.

 

Wonderful and overslept siesta, over-zzz we man.

 

Snack was some blueberries LONG past their useful life, unenthusiastically ingest we man.

 

Miu wanted early brushing, dutifully service miu we man.

Miu now wanting more attention, invasive miu man.

 

It is St. Patrick's Day again today in Poland, oj tak.

Silent lurking Asia!  Silent, SILENT lurking LURKING Asia!

I like Texas toast

 

Grats to Mini B

 

Taking kids to get new glasses tomorrow. Their eye doctor moved into walmart.  We used Success Vision last year. They eye doctor was fine but the store side to get the kids glasses was not the best. The warranty there is kind of yukky for kids, so I will see what walmart offers. Might be worth going back to JCP for the glasses as they cover the repairs no matter how many times the kids break them.

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Taking kids to get new glasses tomorrow.

Probably get them all in Mexico for the price of one pair in the U.S., si D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,145]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Probably get them all in Mexico for the price of one pair in the U.S., si D ma'am.

Oh man I didn't think of that. I really need to send the Hillbilly 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

4 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I really need to send the Hillbilly

New single-vision lenses in new frames in less than an hour, si and whee D ma'am.

However, complicating issues ma'am:

   1.  Do the Mexicans speak Hillbilly, huh man?

   2.  Do the Mexicans understand Spanish in thick Hillbilly accent, huh man?

Might be better off paying full inflated gringo prices, consider D ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,145]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

New single-vision lenses in new frames in less than an hour, si and whee D ma'am.

However, complicating issues ma'am:

   1.  Do the Mexicans speak Hillbilly, huh man?

   2.  Do the Mexicans understand Spanish in thick Hillbilly accent, huh man?

Might be better off paying full inflated gringo prices, consider D ma'am.

That is nice, 

 

1. They would probably be ok, he doesn't sound like some other Hillbillies

2. He doesn't speak Spanish so no accent lol 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

31 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

he doesn't sound like some other Hillbillies

Marriage to a fake hillbilly, unforgivable ma'am!!!   Reported, si ma'am!!!!!

32 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

He doesn't speak Spanish

Illiterate Hillbilly, oj tak!  Illiterate, ILLITERATE Hillbilly, oj tak!

 

All of this brings up this classic memory, see man:

HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

An Arkansas couple, both rednecks and therefore realistically Ontarklar & Hillbilly, had Many (2x2x2+1) children, definitely sounds like Ontarklar man.  They went to the doctor to see about getting Hillbilly "fixed," ouch man.

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally caused them to make the decision -- why, after Many (2x2x2+1) children, would they do this, huh man?

Hillbilly replied that they had read in a recent newspaper article that one out of every Many (2x2x2+2) children born in the United States was Mexican, and he and Ontarklar did not want to risk having a Mexican baby, because neither of them spoke Spanish, no man.

[SalishSea 17,516]

On 2/13/2022 at 11:57 PM, TBoneTX said:

Catching up just now, huh JD ma'am?

Delinquent JD ma'am!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT JD ma'am!

Full-price at Dollar General, as we recall,  JD ma'am.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

Typical Sunday, q.v. earlier man.

Yes, but my delinquency is with good reason!  I am obsessively working on my dollhouse!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

5 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Yes, but my delinquency is with good reason!  I am obsessively working on my dollhouse!

Self-excusatory delinquent dollhousing JD ma'am!  Self-excusatory, SELF-EXCUSATORY delinquent DELINQUENT dollhousing DOLLHOUSING JD ma'am!   

[Ontarkie 14,145]

2 pairs of glasses, with anti glare and transition lenses for the kids. 1 yr free warranty and it covers everything other then if they lose them. Not usually our issue  all for the nice price tag of 95 bucks 

 

Now I'm trying to figure out food for the monsters as they are hungry and of course the Hillbilly went out to eat at lunch so he's not hungry 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

all for the nice price tag of Many bucks

Nice price tag precised, see and   D ma'am.

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

the Hillbilly went out to eat at lunch so he's not hungry

Bad irresponsible unhungry Hillbilly!  Bad, BAD irresponsible IRRESPONSIBLE unhungry UNHUNGRY Hillbilly!

[SalishSea 17,516]

59 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Self-excusatory delinquent dollhousing JD ma'am!  Self-excusatory, SELF-EXCUSATORY delinquent DELINQUENT dollhousing DOLLHOUSING JD ma'am!   

Making 1:12 knee wall attic storage cabinets is not easy!  I spent like 3 hours gluing tiny hinges today 😂

[Ontarkie 14,145]

So I go out the door and of course someone is hungry too. 

 

Mcdonalds it was

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

Work phone conversation is interrupted by a sudden question:

-"Where are you from?"

-"The UK"

-"Do you still live there?"

-"No, I'm in California"

-"Wow! Your English is great".

Edited February 16, 2022 by Allaboutwaiting

[TBoneTX 44,792]

3 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Making 1:Many knee wall attic storage cabinets

Cabinet ratio precised, see and  JD ma'am.

3 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

I spent like Many hours gluing

Gluing duration precised, see and  JD ma'am.

P-math-impaired JD ma'am!  P-math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED JD ma'am!