Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,792]

We have a firm, established technique for eating holiday Peanut M&Ms, see man:

 

1.        Pull out several from bag, see what emerges man.

2.        Even out the number of reds & greens, important step man.

Many. Eat alternating colors from smallest to largest, important step man.

Many. Suck chocolate off larger ones before eating interior peanuts, orderly ingestation man.

Many. Up-screwing the process mandates starting again with fresh handful, "penalty" man.

 

Miu has just stretched out in front of keyboard, exposing fluffy miu-tummy man.

Of our Many (2+1) consecutive mius, this is only miu who likes miu-tummy-rubs, Many'rd miu is the charm man.

[laylalex 7,284]

7 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

You would LOVE Seattle!

I do! I have only been there once, over 10 years ago, in early January if I recall correctly. It was a romantic weekend that didn't turn out well for the relationship but I did enjoy myself anyway.  I remember going to Pike Place Market and the Art Museum, and spent quite a bit of time at a couple of bookstores, I think Elliott Bay Books and Magus Books? I keep planning on going again. This time not breaking up though.  

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man*:

     *to silence the overeager JD ma'am before she eagers over, si man

 

Spectacular day after it warmed up some, Texas weather Many man.

We actually got started shortly after Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., amazing man.

Our route covered Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2) miles, long day man.

We had itineraried Many (2x2x2-1) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs, decent balance man.

 

The first ES had a line of people onto the street sidewalk, forget it man.

The first GS had signs but was nowhere to be found, apartment complex man.

The second GS was phantom, grrrrr man.

We drove Many miles and spent nearly 2 hours before anything resulted, frustrating man.

Got something at one ES out of boredom, oh well man.

Only the last GS and last two ESs were fruitful, see the take man:

 

 -- 2 hand-towels = $2, OK man

 -- The Herman Treasury (second and Many'rd) = $Many ($2+2), deal man

 -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) baked beans, toucans corn, onecan green beans, 

       onecan BBQ beans, onecan Many-bean ([2+1]-bean) medley = free, heaven man**

            **and none expired, ha ha JD ma'am

 -- 2 hand-towels, carpeted doggie-stairs = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 + 2+2 + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Rant, see and grrrr man:

 

No chicken report for many months!

Bad delinquent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

'Twas good to see new areas of the region despite the anemic GS/ES haul, conclude we man.

 

Upon our return to casa, miu demanded and received miu's daily miu-treats, insistent miu man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was onecan of the GS baked beans and a snack-sized rice pudding, ingest we man.

 

A much-needed postprandial siesta was taken, after-dinner zzz we man.

 

In January, we cracked our "Mr. Coffee" coffeepot, clumsy we man.

While awaiting a reconditioned one via Amazon, we went to Big Lots, desperate we man.

We bought a Black+Decker coffeemaker, cheap and available there man.

We used it twice, desperate we man.

It worked as intended, si man.

However, it's a cheap piece of ____, and we dissuade your purchase, dissuade you we man.

We returned it for a no-hassle refund tonight, return to scene of cheap purchase we man.

 

Earlier, miu was draped atop our keyboard, needy miu and unable-to-type we man.

Miu followed us downstairs, needy miu man.

We distracted miu with feather-pole, distract miu we man.

Miu was at first uncertain, not part of usual miu-routine man.

Miu finally participated, participatory miu man.

Miu now asleep atop miu-tower, zzz miu man.

 

Usual SWAT teams congregated outside casa, belay all this wild activity say they* to we man.

     *by bullhorn, honored we man

[SalishSea 17,516]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

**and none expired, ha ha JD ma'am

"None expired" = Manydents.

 

The penultimate post on this thread lacks report of miu's (disdainful) response to carpeted doggie stairs.  😳  

Edited February 6, 2022 by Jorgedig

[TBoneTX 44,792]

14 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

Manydents

No dents, but one dusty lid, specifically JD ma'am.

14 hours ago, Jorgedig said:

The penultimate post on this thread lacks report of miu's (disdainful) response to carpeted doggie stairs.

Doggie-stairs left in garage where miu isn't to go, that's why JD ma'am.

Once in the casa, stairs would be miu-sniffed and miu-conquered, that's what JD ma'am.

Presumptive JD ma'am!  Presumptive, PRESUMPTIVE JD ma'am!

Edited February 6, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Awoke and served breakfast to demanding miu, Dogs Have Masters Mius Have Servants man.

 

Mowed front yard, some grass much OPIOID* crisis man.

    *Other People's Infernal Oak leaves Infesting our Driveway

Zero sweatbands consumed, borderline as to whether we needed one man.

 

Ran errands, run we man.

Got February kids' project from Home Despot, do later with wee men we man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+2) Arby's gut-bombs**, ingest we man.

     **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Single laundry load conquered, domestic we man.

Nice siesta taken, zzz we man.

Warsher dished/de-dished, domestic we man.

Mini-B.'s skool lunch made early, timely we man.

Mini-B.'s weekly skool clothes selected & brought downstairs, always saves massive time man.

 

Din-din was a banana, ingest we man.

 

AFV watched with ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B., enjoyed by all man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. again tried to mooch stuff, forget it ex-she man.

 

Local P.D. & Federal rapid-response teams again positioned outside casa, guard against continued wild partying man.

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

Ordered a pair of earrings from Amazon. 

The package just arrived, containing a black pendant that reads: "Owned by daddy".

I'm so mortified about the BDSM couple that will feel so grossed out when they open their package to find some lame earrings.

[SalishSea 17,516]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

No dents, but one dusty lid, specifically JD ma'am.

Doggie-stairs left in garage where miu isn't to go, that's why JD ma'am.

Once in the casa, stairs would be miu-sniffed and miu-conquered, that's what JD ma'am.

Presumptive JD ma'am!  Presumptive, PRESUMPTIVE JD ma'am!

Are the stairs not intended for miu's use, to climb around the house more efficiently?

[TBoneTX 44,792]

31 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

Are the stairs not intended for miu's use, to climb around the house more efficiently?

Miu is young and can (and does) jump from anywhere to anywhere, explain we JD ma'am.

Doggie-stairs are for our very occasional use, si JD ma'am.

We needed to keep a stepstool both downstairs and upstairs, had one but now have two man.

Doggie-stairs are solid and won't wobble, perfect for once-in-blue-moon use man.

[Ontarkie 14,145]

On 2/5/2022 at 9:04 PM, TBoneTX said:

Rant, see and grrrr man:

 

No chicken report for many months!

Bad delinquent Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

Sorry  nothing much going on with chickens. Soon will be spring and it will be chick hatching and buying by kids so more action then. 

I'm waiting for animal control to do my inspection so I can get my permit. It seems they are down to one officer and a long list. Sad I even have to get this inspection and city license to begin with. 

[TBoneTX 44,792]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm waiting for animal control to do my inspection so I can get my permit.

Overly passive Ontarklar!  Overly passive, OVERLY PASSIVE Ontarklar!   

[TBoneTX 44,792]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We needed to keep a stepstool both downstairs and upstairs

Why a sad vote, huh JD ma'am?

This is to change light bulbs, adjust air registers, etc., see JD ma'am.

You give us a real upvote right now, young lady JD ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 44,792]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. was thrilled to get the traditional corn dogs for Monday breakfast, ingest wee man.

Miu alternately a major wildmiu and sleeping like a rock, hypercomatose miu man.

 

Lunch was onecan of H-E-B beef stew and an "everything" bagel, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was nuked parrots-&-keys and General Tso's chicken, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-Movie Night suggested and accepted, improvisational we and receptive wee man.

Watched a couple of Mark Rober YouTube items, entertaining engineering man.

Watched "Daylight Robbery" by Jim Browning, anti-fraud dude man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.