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[TBoneTX 45,006]

Must anonymize ourself and go underground, si JD ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Miu raced around like a wildmiu all morning, wild miu man.

Lunch was again our casa-made gut-bombs, ingest we man.

Din-din was a supermarket-deli sub sandwich, ingest we man.

De-curbsided the garbage can, domestic we man.

Restoratively napped for less than an hour, mini-zzz we man.

Multiple law-enforcement SWAT teams surrounded our casa and told us to knock off the racket, party-animal we man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

(we are forgetting our manners, oj tak)

Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone in Poland, oj tak!   

[TBoneTX 45,006]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Multiple law-enforcement SWAT teams surrounded our casa and told us to knock off the racket, party-animal we man.

An upvote from Asia, oj tak.

Wild-and-crazy Asia!  Wild-and-crazy, WILD-AND-CRAZY Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Happy Groundhog Day*, si man!

    *in Poland, Happy St. Patrick's Day**, oj tak

  **every day of the year except March Many'th (2x2x2x2 + 1)th, oj tak

 

In celebration, we and Mini-B.*** sang the Groundhog Day song, celebratory Two Guys man:

      ***on Two Guys evening, Two Guys man

   [ahem, harrumph]

 

"Oh, we put our foot in the groundhog's hole;

  the groundhog said, 'Lord bless my soul!'

  'Take it out!  Take it out!  Remove it!  Remove it, si man!'

 

  So we took our foot from the groundhog's hole;

  the groundhog said, 'Lord bless my soul!'

  'Put it back!  Put it back!  Replace it!  Replace it, si man!'"

Edited February 3, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., upon being queried, said that there's no word for "groundhog" in Spanish, no man.

The closest, a blanket term for such critters, is marmota, oh well man.

They have no groundhogs, woodchucks, et al. in Ecu, obviously a Many'rd-World country man.

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Upvoting-yet-lurking uncommunicative Asia!  Upvoting-yet-lurking, UPVOTING-YET-LURKING uncommunicative UNCOMMUNICATIVE Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Scintillating non-us Wednesday repartee, yawn-except-for-us man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Miu absolutely, incontrovertibly, indisputably a wildmiu this morning, wild miu man.

 

It reached Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) degrees F. during the day, Texas weather Many man.

It is now Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) degrees F. at most now, Texas weather not Many man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) casa-made gut-bombs, ingest we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys evening, retrieve wee man we man.

Mini-B. eager to use laser-pointer to play with miu, eager wee man.

Departure delayed because ex-Mrs.-T-B. moved the pointer and forgot where,  ex-she man.

Mini-B. quite upset but recovered rapidly, resilient wee man.

 

Pointed out bird poop on windshield, important Two Guys bonding activity man.

Mini-B. observed, "How come birds poop in colors opposite to cars' colors, huh man?  If it's a black car, they poop white; if it's a white car, they poop black, si man!"

We said, "This is a classic example of wondrous evolution in action, si man."

 

Din-din was drive-through Wendy's small double combos*, ingest at casa Two Guys man.

    *bought WUOCs, financially savvy we man

Had to serve miu-treats before anything else, insistent miu man.

Successful Mini-B./miu laser-pointer interaction, pleased wee man.

Read Many funny Baba-Mail items, now done with Manyvember man.

Returned Mini-B., no more Two Guys till Sunday man.

 

Gassed the T-B.-mobile, gas we man.

Napped for a blessed hour, zzz we man.

Inspected ominous weather report on late TV news, egad man.

Miu now awaiting standard nightly service, brush/play man.

[SalishSea 17,736]

J-D seeks news of interesting weather nationwide.  It is 46f and boring here.

[cdneh 3,112]

13 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

J-D seeks news of interesting weather nationwide.  It is 46f and boring here.

I've got a quarter of an  inch of freezing rain with a few inches of snow on top of that I'd be  happy to pass  on

[Lil bear 4,139]

28 minutes ago, Jorgedig said:

J-D seeks news of interesting weather nationwide.  It is 46f and boring here.

SW Missouri so we just got the southern edge of the weather .. just dug out my closest stack of wood for the fire. As its our primary heating I can no longer ignore the rapidly emptying inside wood box ! 

Edited February 3, 2022 by Lil bear

[SalishSea 17,736]

Oh, wow!  Stay warm, you guys.  

[Ontarkie 14,190]

Freezing rain/sleet or if you ask the kids snow. It's 25 outside with the feels like 15. My feet are frozen and I actually have socks on. More coming tomorrow. 

Stay safe and warn

[laylalex 7,284]

Unfortunately it has been absolutely lovely here recently, low to mid 60s F and sunny skies. This was what it was like outside when I went to take a PCR test yesterday:

 

No COVID as it turns out, but I have the flu.  Flu is a very exotic diagnosis these days! 

[Lil bear 4,139]

Took a most wonderful night walk up my looong driveway just a few minutes ago. 6 inches of fresh unmarked snow .. apart from the tracks from “our” doe as she crossed into the woods. Temperature 15  but the weather app says it feels like 1… but no wind , quiet and still. Mmmmmm. A good way to wind down and close out the day. 3 more inches to come overnight then i need to dig out the car and see if I can drive up the hill to the road!