Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,598]

We had not compiled our Saturday GS/ES list as of last post, see now man:

 

We have itineraried a maximum of Many (2+2+2+1) ESs, a GS, and an MS, moving-sale man.

The first Many (2 ESs + GS) are proximal, whee man.

Shall try to drag Mini-B. there after breakfast at Burger King*, try we drag wee man man.

     *of course WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Then, we shall attempt the rest of the itinerary, safari we man.

But maybe we will do only Many (2+1) ESs, others rather divorced distance man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We attended all but the allopatric ES & MS, per above man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- Many (2+2+2+2) verrrrry thick hand-towels = $2, unbelievable man

  -- unopened box sweetener packets, ~full Tresemme shampoo = $2, steal man

  -- double-pack napkins, business-card-holder portfolio = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report with set-recordding news, see man:

 

Mini-B. practiced piano of own volition, motivated wee man and  man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Burger King breakfast*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Dropped Mini-B. back at casa, object-to-ESs wee man.

Attended 2 ESs & the GS, first two paid off man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, retrieve we man.

Got watch-battery replaced, timely action** man.

    **pun worth an upvote, issue now man

Went to "One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Dollar-Only," everything priced higher than that now man.

Returned to casa, exhausted we man.

 

Mini-B. still unhungry and entertaining self, independent wee man.

We went to second supermarket, exhausted we man.

Returned by Many p.m., exhausted we man.

 

Lunch/early din-din was 2 beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

We napped like an illegitimate male child for 2 hours, zzz we man.

 

Movie night, Two Guys man.

Watched "White Fang," excellent man.

Many (2+2+2) -- yes, Many (2+2+2) -- Costco popcorns consumed, all-time Two Guys record man.  

We shall almost certainly stop at a maximum of Many (2+2+1) in the future, overstuffed Two Guys man.

Miu slept through entire movie, comatose miu man.

 

Shall involve Cousin Mini-B. for lunch on Sunday, Many (2+1) Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We normally consider a perfect Sunday to be one when we never leave the casa, ensconced we man.

However, today was pleasant, si man.

 

Took Mini-B. & Cousin Mini-B. to lunch at Arby's*, ingest Many (2+1) Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Then returned to casa to do January Home Despot project, constructive wee men man.

Then conquered laundry while wee men played soccer in back yard, all work all play man.

Then cut into huge pecan pie, ingest Many (2+1) Guys man.

Then feel completely overstuffed, We Eat What We Want When We Want man.

 

Returned Cousin Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, supposed to construct closets wee man.

Napped for a glorious nearly-2-hours, zzz we man.

Dished the warsher, quite full man.

 

Took Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to watch AFV, enjoyable man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. on flight back from Miami, conferencing ex-she man.

Thought that she'd booked an a.m. return, p.m. instead ex-she man.  

The Rojo has to pick her up, and flight is late, poetic justice man!   

 

As for us, we must de-dish the warsher and eventually service miu, domestic we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them both man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Aldi fish sticks & nuked mixed vegetables, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. consumed all of his vegetables, sometimes rare man.

He requested more fish sticks thereafter, air-fry Many (2x2x2+2) more we man.

We each consumed Many (2+2+1), satiated Two Guys man.

 

We are obviously an incorrigible party-animal, bring on the booze and dancing and rubias man.

[Allaboutwaiting 2,503]

"Evince time i use autocoscienza Ross Ius The Kind od antecedente i Gert."

 

The previous sentence should read: Every time I use autocorrect this is the kind of sentence I get.

 

Just felt like sharing the unintelligible things my sweet device decides I'm actually typing.  

 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

18 hours ago, Allaboutwaiting said:

unintelligible things

Po prostu spróbuj sprawdzić pisownię po polsku, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2x2x2x2-2) gently expired Costco meatballs cut in half, ingest we man.

 

Went to Mexican supermarket to restock Mini-B.'s small green apples, only place to buy them unbagged man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B. from skool, miss ex-she man wee man and miss wee man ex-she man man.

 

Din-din was onecan of green beans*, ingest we man.

    *unremembered if from an ES, forget we man

 

We remain an inveterate party-animal, party we man!   

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Mini-B. has out-figured a way to tell a miu's sex, see man:

 

1.     Pour some milk in a bowl, si man.

2.a.  If she drinks it, it's a female miu, si man.

2.b.  If he drinks it, it's a male miu, si man.

 

He also reports that the shovel is a ground-breaking invention, si man.

We are proud to be the ancestor of a descendant who's such a cheap off the old block, si man.

[Chancy 6,242]

On 1/22/2022 at 9:12 PM, TBoneTX said:

Saturday ES/GS report

 

Not ES/GS, but LS report from me -- Library Sale

 

When MrChancy and I went to get me a library card, we found out that our local library now has a small section with books for sale.  The books cost 50 cents for 1 book, or $3 for a basket full of books.  Baskets like the shopping baskets at grocery stores.  Of course we went for the $3 deal.

 

There weren't enough books we were really interested in, but our half-full basket was still a great deal for $3, as we got some rare books and newer editions of our old favorites.  When we were about to pay, the librarians said they will charge us only $2 instead of $3, because our basket was not full.  We didn't refuse their generosity, even though we were thinking, "JUST TAKE OUR MONEY!"

 

After we left the library, MrChancy looked up the rare books we got.  Turns out one of them is already out of print, and pre-owned copies are being sold on Amazon for at least $90

 

[TBoneTX 45,598]

2 hours ago, Chancy said:

LS report from me -- Library Sale

These are good, too, si C ma'am.

2 hours ago, Chancy said:

1.  the librarians said they will charge us only $2 instead of $Many

2.  because our basket was not full.

Many.  We didn't refuse their generosity

1.  Expected price precised in P-math, si C ma'am.

2.  So you either were or weren't a basket case, huh ma'am?

Many.  Smart financially savvy C ma'am!  Smart, SMART financially savvy FINANCIALLY SAVVY C ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,598]

2 hours ago, Chancy said:

pre-owned copies are being sold on Amazon for at least $Many

Sale price precised in P-math,  C ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the rest of the expiring Costco meatballs, looked double 'cuz we halved them man.

 

Miu sat on our lap Many times today, affectionate miu man.

Miu was jockeying for an early serving of miu-treats, ulteriorly motivated miu man.

 

Mini-B. really irked at us for trying to include rice pudding + cinnamon in his skool lunch, outraged wee with we man.

 

Din-din was Hungry Man "Smokin' Backyard BBQ" frozen dinners, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Trying to pry Mini-B. off his phone in prep for pre-bedding, hopeless task man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

3 hours ago, Chancy said:

we were thinking, "JUST TAKE OUR MONEY!"

Bad misled C man & C ma'am!  Bad, BAD misled MISLED C man & C ma'am!   

 

The only time we like hearing the above is when customers desperately want ANY of our pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Needed a nap even before we awoke in the morning, desire siesta we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chili, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad and chicken strips + BBQ sauce, ingest Two Guys and finish one minute before Mini-B.'s piano lesson man.

 

Mini-B. self-supervised his piano lesson and again did stellarly, periodically eavesdrop we man.

 

"Waiter!  I can't eat this soup, no man!"

"I'm sorry, sir; I'll call over the manager, si man."

"Why can't you eat our soup, sir, huh man?"

"I don't have a spoon, no man!"

 

We are currently snacking on holiday M&Ms*, red/green man.

     *bought half-price closeout at supermarket, financially savvy we man

The technique is both simple and formal, see man:

      1.  Extract equal numbers of each color from bag, extract man.

      2.  Ingest from smallest to largest in alternate color-order, compulsive man.

Many.  Suck the chocolate off the largest peanuts, slow down nonstop ingestation man.

 

It being Thursday, we dished and must de-dish the warsher, running low on forks man.

 

Miu was a wildmiu much of the day and intrepidly mooched miu-treats, like new flavor miu man.