Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,286]

11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

new home for the last Many days

P-math error, LL ma'am!   

11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

January Many

Q.v., LL ma'am!   

11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

on the brink of my late Manys

Q.v., LL ma'am!   

11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

when I was almost Many

Q.v., LL ma'am!   

 

Your egregious errors aside, make no mistake that we are all cheering for you two, si LL ma'am.

This is exciting and a long time in the making, si LL ma'am.

And your marriage has healthily matured, well-deserved by both of you LL ma'am.

11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

we've grown into our skin

What variety of snake are you, huh LL ma'am?   

Edited May 9, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,286]

In other exciting news, miu hacked two hairballs in middle of kitchen floor, step in one we man.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

And happy Many'th (2+2th) anniversary on VJ tomorrow, whee LL ma'am!   

[laylalex 7,284]

10 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

And happy Many'th (2+2th) anniversary on VJ tomorrow, whee LL ma'am!   

I hadn't even realized that! Thank you.

 

When I joined Alex hadn't even proposed yet, it was just something we were talking about. There was no apparent rush because he was here on an L1B. Now our I-751 window is opening in July which seems impossible -- didn't we just get married? 

[Boiler 45,486]

We are here to support him, on whatever basis he is looking to remove conditions.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

6 hours ago, laylalex said:

didn't we just get married?

Still have that newlywed feeling, huh LL ma'am?  Awwwww... 💋

6 hours ago, laylalex said:

our I-Many window

 , LL ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Took no Heap Strong Medicine before bed, rest kidneys we man.

Writhing all night from throbbing pes anserine* bursa, won't repeat that mistake man.

     *sounds like some person or planet from a Star Wars-type movie, si man

 

Monsooned like an illegitimate male child in the morning, q.v. above man.

We went out in this for Many (2+1) errands, venturous we man.

First was to Post Office, mail we man.

Next was to Costco Business Warehouse, had item not at Costco Warehouse yesterday man.

Many'rd was to Aldi, up-stock on nonperishables man.

Had we waited one hour to leave the casa, rain would have diminished to a sprinkle,  man.

 

Breakfast/lunch** (at 2 p.m.) was Many (2+2+2) frozen salisbury steaks from Aldi, ingest we man.

     **and, as it turns out, for din-din, satiated we man

How convenient just to eat it and not have to store it in the freezer first, efficient we man.

 

Was Many'th (2x2x2 +2+1th) anniversary of having euthanized Cat T-B. #1, bye initial miu man.

Gave current miu extra love, mius are important man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias in full gear, take break to file Thrilling Report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,286]

A MONSOON HAIKU, see man:

 

Lagoons in back yard:

A Many'rd (2+1rd).

More forming, sigh man.

 

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Slept in, aided by Heap Strong Medicine, zzz we man.

Monsoon quit around noon, pleasant surprise man.

 

Did not leave casa except to retrieve Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Mini-B. ravenously hungry after skool, ravenous wee man.

Din-din from Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man and ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. uninterested in funny Baba-Mails after just a few, oh well man.

Mini-B. wanted us to go back to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to show us his video game, motivated wee man.

Out-sacked there as Mini-B. played with self-commentary, enthused wee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. began cooking tomorrow's din-din, preparatory ex-she man.

Ex-she man offered us a little, surprise man.

Rice (what else from an Ecu) and beef cubes of break-jawwing texture, solid man.

And, of course, all poisoned with cilantro, revolting disgusting noisome accursed substance man.

We are reminded that we divorced well, si man.

 

Revelry with the rubias begins after late TV news, cavort uninhibitedly we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,286]

On 3/6/2023 at 3:07 PM, TBoneTX said:

"Let Sleeping Dogs Rant," man.

"Let Ranting Dogs Lie,"  man.

"Let Sleeping Rants Lie,"  man.

"Yore Rant Ain't Sleepin' All th' Way Under th' Porch*,"  man.

       *Texas version, si man

1.a.  Which of the above names for the new thread, huh man?

1.b.  If not one of these, then what, huh man?

2.     Whose turn to start the new thread, huh man?

 

Reply as a priority, si man.

[Chancy 6,241]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And, of course, all poisoned with cilantro, revolting disgusting noisome accursed substance man.

 

I feel you.  To me, cilantro tastes like soapy water in the bath.  Apparently it's genetic.  Sucks because I like TexMex, but those restaurants put cilantro in everything 😣

 

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

"Let Sleeping Dogs Rant,"

 

^ My vote.  I like sleeping.  Lie(ing) is against the TOS 🐶

 

[TBoneTX 45,286]

1 hour ago, Chancy said:

cilantro tastes like soapy water in the bath

It tastes worse than that, si C ma'am.

1 hour ago, Chancy said:

those restaurants put cilantro in everything

We specify "NO CILANTRO!" on every visit, mandatory man.

1 hour ago, Chancy said:

I like sleeping.

Hmmm... no cilantro... si zzz... where were you when we were single, huh C ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We erranded today, cool new verb man.

Lunch (covering breakfast/din-din) was at Arby's WUOC, financially savvy we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, rejuvenate we man.

 

Sunny and breezy all day, dry out backyard lagoons man.

Mowed entire lawn, industrious we man.

Air quite soupy, much humidity therein man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands (Many [2+1] job, 1 recovery) were consumed, perspirational we man.

Brought ourself back to life somehow, recover under ceiling fan with miu in lap man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man.

 

Party with the rubias begins in an hour, cavort we man.

Edited May 12, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Friday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We attended the itineraried list, si man.

The GS and the Many'th (2+2th) ES yielded nothing, oh well man.

The first, second, and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- mostly full roll wax paper = $1, deal man

 -- partial jug Gain laundry soap = $1, deal man

 -- Many (2+1) Nelson Doubleday guides* = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck), deal man

        *Leadership, Listening, Conversation for sharing with Mini-B.

Total = $Many-&-a-half ([$2x2x2] + half a buck)

[TBoneTX 45,286]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was a hot dog + Pepsi = $1 + half a buck at a Costco proximal to an ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last Two Guys week, ingest we man.

 

Delivered a requested purchase + Mother's Day card to Mama T-B., visit senior she man we man.

Mama T-B. actually decided on a replacement home-office chair, unbelievable man.

Mama T-B. too tired to want to yell at us much, good timing we man.

 

Got rest of pending Two Guys Week stuff at legacy supermarket near Mama T-B., tired we man.

We should have gone to Aldi or a cheaper place,  financially unsavvy we man.

 

Ordered Mama T-B.'s chair (from Amazon Warehouse) upon return to the casa, order we man.

 

Might see what GSs/ESs remain for Saturday, unmotivated we man.

Must save energy for uninhibited party with the rubias, cavort later we man.