Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Saturday GS report, see man:

 

Went to an alleged "Manyfamily" GS.  Complete joke, grrrr man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Schizoid Saturday report, see man:

 

What a (first half of) day, egad man.

At half-of-half-past 2 a.m., we heard a crash downstairs, oh brother man.

Miu had knocked over and broken something that someone was coming to buy in mere hours,  man.

We admonished miu and searched frantically for repair supplies, not particularly well-stocked we man.

We found ONE tube of SuperGlue, a small paintbrush, and a noncongealed can of walnut stain, wow man.

 

The glue was wholly inadequate, humongously heavy object man.

The stain was passably adequate but wasn't going to dry in time, si and no man.

We did our best and resolved to arise at o'dark-thirty to summon aid, truncated zzz for we man.

 

We arose after Many (2+1) hours of zzz, impaired we man.

Our repair-savior was sleeping in, zzz he man.

We managed to put off potential buyer for an hour, good man.

She then wanted to reschedule for afternoon because of a casa emergency, even better man.

 

Repair was made, Gorilla Glue man.

After letting it hardening for several hours, we thought that it would hold man.

However, buyer never contacted us back or responded to inquiry, no man.

We suspect that, at best, she was exhausted and frazzled, hope that's all we man.

If she out-flaked, we shall have to search for a new buyer,  man.

 

Note, see man:  The above would never happen and has never happened with ANY Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, unbreakable construction man.

     *order yours today, si man

 

Lunch was a few spoonfuls of Costco chicken salad straight from the tub, ingest we man.

We went out briefly, to Post Office, kids' resale place, and worthless GS, venturous we man.

Resale place took several of Mini-B.'s clothes, about half of the small batch brought man.

We made $Many ($2+2+1) + half-of-half a buck, successful Business Typhoon we man.

 

At casa, napped for a highly necessary hour, zzz needy we man.

Spent rest of day cooling our heels in awaiting noncontact from buyer, waste of time man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni + 2 Aldi "everything" bagels, ingest we man.

 

Party with the rubias in full gear at this writing, SWAT Team poised outside man.

 

On Sunday is Mama T-B.'s Many'th birthday brunch, chauffeur senior she we man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Prepped for Mama T-B.'s birthday party, prep we man.

Retrieved Mama T-B., up-pick senior she we man.

 

Party co-hosted by Cousinettes T-B., 2 different cousinettes man.

Just the right number of attendees (specifically, Many) to avoid overcrowding, perfect number man.

Mini-B., ex-Mrs.-T-B., and Cousin Mini-B. were there, all Many man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was one heaping plate of excellent party-food, ingest we man.

Had to struggle not to fall into postprandial nap, fight zzz we man.

 

We know approximately when Mama T-B. tires of parties, know we senior she man.

We suggested leaving at precisely the right time, prescient we man.

Returned Mama T-B. to residence, return we man senior she man.

 

Returned to casa and ministered to demanding miu, treats and first din-din man.

Warshered laundry, launder we man.

Deeply zzz'd for over an hour, highly necessary zzz man.

 

Dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Baked laundry, domestic we man.

 

Up-picked Mini-B., Two Guys week man.

Recited the "We're Two Guys" mantra in British, hilarious man.

Watched AFV, Two Guys tradition man.

Basketballed on back patio with Mini-B., motivated wee man.

Folded laundry, domestic we man.

De-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Mini-B. completely out-zonked, exhausted wee man.

Hoping for a great Two Guys week, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Recited the "We're Two Guys" mantra in British, hilarious man.

Colonist version, see man:

"We're Two Guys, si man!

We eat WHAT we want WHEN we want, si man.

We fart WHEREVER we want WHENEVER we want, si man.

We leave the toilet seat UP, si man.

And, in this house, no girl can tell us what to do -- not even Mommy, no man!"

 

Bri'ish version, see man:

"We are Two Gents, verily, wot!

We consume any comestible of our liking at any time of the day or night, indubitably, yes.

We emit intestinal gas from our anuses in any place and in wanton fashion, true, certainly.

We leave in raised position the seat of the commode in the Water Closet, indeed, verily.

And, in our residence of habitation, no female can direct us contrary to our wishes of impulse -- not even Biological Mother, undoubtedly not!"

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had complained about earwax for weeks, hear wee man we man.

We took him to the doc for prospective removal, chaperone wee man we man.

Doc tried lavage ineffectively, gave up too soon in our opinion man.

He recommended a time-basis treatment involving nightly earwax-removal solution, squirt we into wee man.

 

First squirting was this eve, squirt we man.

Mini-B. receptive & some progress, continue for 2 weeks man.

 

Lunch was at Chick-fil-A, ingest Two Guys man.

Beastly expensive (no coupons, grrr man) and obvious shrinkflation, egad man.

 

Din-din was nuked bagged corn and "Korean-style BBQ beef" from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

We considered it to be pretty good, OK for we man.

Mini-B. rated it Many (2+2) out of Many (2x2x2 +2), unimpressed wee man.

On the bright side, this was a first-time experiment that need not be repeated, si and no man.

 

Played basketball with Mini-B., majorly outshoot we man wee man.   

Mini-B. initially didn't want Movie Night, break Monday string man.

When it was too late, he changed his mind,  man.

We agreed to do it on Tuesday, agree Two Guys man.

To keep string of Mondays intact, we shall call today "Tuesday" and Tuesday "Monday," solution man.

 

Mini-B. zzz-ing soundly, exhausted wee man.

Party with the rubias incipient, uninhibited we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mini-B. rated it Many (2+2) out of Many (2x2x2 +2), unimpressed wee man.

 

I think I would call that a NOT Many (2+2) out of Many

[TBoneTX 45,260]

52 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I think I would call that a NOT Many (2+2) out of Many

Many = Many regardless of whether it's Many or not, si and see and  man.

"Many or not, here we come, si man!" si man.

No charge for this free P-math lesson, no man.*

     *if you buy a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat at market price, $i man

Today's din-din will be delayed because we must caucus with our doctor, acute bummer issues man.

[Neonred 3,562]

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

No charge for this free P-math lesson, no man.*

     *if you buy a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat at market price, $i man

 

Thanks.

I have a spare pre-owned toilet seat at home since I just installed a brand new one.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,260]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

I have a spare pre-owned toilet seat at home

It is INFERIOR, si man!  We will sell you a top-of-line unit at a handsome 0.00000002% discount off full retail, $i man.

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

I just installed a brand new one

It is INFERIOR, si man!  See above, see man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Another potential buyer self-revealed for our sale item, pur$ue negotiation$ we man.

 

Got approx. 1 hour of zzz consequent to aching hip & knee, hip individual we man.

Spent over 2 hours trying for doc appointment, frustrating man.

Finally called clinic directly and got in with own primary doc, divine providence man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

Concluded verbal caucus with potential buyer and headed for doc, conclude and head we man.

Verrrrry long drive in traffic, Many miles man.

Got meat-tenderizer in hip & knee, great till lidocaine wears off man.

Must take it easy for next day or two, restrictions man.

We shall see how this all feels on Wednesday, cross-fingering we man.

 

Cousin Mini-B. retrieved Mini-B. from skool, reliable CM-B man.

We got Mini-B. only a few minutes later than usual, fortuitous return traffic man.

 

Din-din was one entire tray of Costco lasagna, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Many episodes of The Twilight Zone, Rod Serling a genius man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

In-person caucus with potential buyer at Many a.m. on Wednesday, hopeful we man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Special Wednesday announcement, see man:

 

The abovementioned sale item is sold and gone, si man.

We earned $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2) -- si man, $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2) -- $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2+2) above list price, $i man.

This confirms our esteemed status as a successful Business Typhoon, $i man.

We shall celebrate by indulging in a siesta, zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

We shall celebrate by indulging in a siesta, zzz we man.

Except that, of all the places to zzz in the casa, miu has usurped our bed,  man!

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It is INFERIOR, si man!  We will sell you a top-of-line unit at a handsome 0.00000002% discount off full retail, $i man.

I don't think even NASA's toilet seats are $many,000,000, so you'll need more than a sub-$.01 discount to close the sale, man ...

[TBoneTX 45,260]

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I don't think even NASA's toilet seats are $many,000,000, so you'll need more than a sub-$.01 discount to close the sale, man ...

And exactly WHO is the more $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon here, anyway, huh huh huh DA man?!

 

In other news, we and miu achieved our first-ever combined Daddy/Miu nap together, zzz we and miu contiguously man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the rest of the Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

Din-din was potsticker dumplings from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Garage door malfunctioned, partial opening then stoppage man.

Called technician who came at Many (2x2x2) p.m., impressive man.

Door behaved, so changed capacitor and greased line, fix he man.

After he left, door misbehaved, call back he we man.

Tech then condemned system, Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) years old* man.

     *twice expected lifespan, fortunate we man

Bought another online with defrayal from $Many00 Home Despot gift card, financially savvy we man.

Tech will return on Thursday to replace old system**, dedicated he man.

     **an old Genie back when Genie was good, avoid in favor of Chamberlain now man

 

Miu has arisen from nap and wants attention, know miu we man.

Miu prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with zealously hoarded upvote inventories!