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[TBoneTX 45,259]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

On ES trip, we drove right by FCB (Favorite Chinese Buffet), drive-by man.

After self-debate, decided not enough time or hunger to partake, conclude we man.

Lunch was onecan of dollar-store chili at the casa, actually pretty good ingest we man.

 

Two of Mini-B.'s birthday presents arrived, timely man.

One, a basketball, arrived after Many weeks and might not be the right one, oh well man.

We inflated it, seems high-quality man.

 

The other, 2 ball caps from "Mini-Bone's Machinery" in northern Missouri, were by expensive 2-day man.

We had found such a cap at a thrift store while in Iowa in August, $1 man.

Mini-B. loved it but somehow it disappeared, big mystery man.

Wrote company on their "contact us" webpage but didn't hear, had to call them man.

Nice lady co-owner bent over backwards to help on time, amazing man.

Her postage was nearly $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2) more than what we paid for the caps, sweetheart she man.

We shall send her fotos (Spanish spelling) of Mini-B. wearing each cap, surely delighted wee man man.

 

We must wrap the above + other items while Mini-B. sleeps, zzz-ing wee man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Two Guys din-din Two Guys man.

Movie night was F.R.E.D.I., barely OK man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes double digits for the week, 2x2x2 +2+1 bowls man.

 

Miu sat at length on our lap twice today, sedentary miu man.

 

Now for our wrap-job, Wrap Artist we man, followed by party with the rubias, uninhibited we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Addendum, see extra man:

 

Just wrapped Mini-B.'s presents, traumatic man.

Miu awoke and parked herself on the wrapping paper, invasive miu man.

 

Going to take Mini-B. to a miu show on Saturday, long drive man.

Sunday is a family lunch at a restaurant, ingest everybody man.

Monday is a 2-hour basketball marathon with his amigos, arranged by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Tuesday is Mini-B.'s Many'th birthday, spend it in skool man.

[Neonred 3,562]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

On ES trip, we drove right by FCB (Favorite Chinese Buffet), drive-by man.

After self-debate, decided not enough time or hunger to partake, conclude we man.

Should have at least stopped in to say "Hi" to your potential girlfriend!

 

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

One, a basketball, arrived after Many weeks and might not be the right one, oh well man.

 

How many different types of basketballs are there?

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Now for our wrap-job, Wrap Artist we man, followed by party with the rubias, uninhibited we man.

OK, but are the rubias uninhibited??

 

[TBoneTX 45,259]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Should have at least stopped in to say "Hi" to your potential girlfriend!

Too skinny, probably too young, and English not the greatest, sigh man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

How many different types of basketballs are there?

The one that he apparently wanted was a psychedelic color, drug-dream man; this one is more muted, oh well man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

are the rubias uninhibited??

They don't have a brain cell between them and are thus highly suggestible, si and whee man.

[Neonred 3,562]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Too skinny, probably too young, and English not the greatest, sigh man.

 

Skinny, young, and doesn't talk too much?  

Sounds like the perfect woman!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Skinny, young, and doesn't talk too much?  

Sounds like the perfect woman!

TOO skinny, perhaps too young to relate to, and communication limited by language, sigh man.

And not a rubia, no man.

Sounds like we need to keep looking, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Thrilling Two Guys Saturday report, see man:

 

This was a superb Two Guys day, si man.

 

Breakfast at Burger King WUOC, financially savvy we and ingest Two Guys man.

Then long drive to a miu-show, fancy mius man.

Mini-B. got to touch some fancy mius, permission of owners man.

 

On way back, saw a pulga very nearby, indoor flea market man.

Mini-B. not enthused but agreed to look, unenthused see wee man.

Found vendor selling games for his PSMany (PS[2+2]), wee man still uses this man.

We got Many (2+1) of these for Mini-B. at a cash discount, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. very well pleased, pleased wee man.

 

Closer to casa, stopped at Mexican supermarket, always fun man.

Got Mini-B. a bag of Takis, spicy Mexican cheaps man.

 

At casa, Mini-B. engaged in VR on his Oculus, virtual wee man.

We attempted a nap, hosed by lawn crew next door man.

 

Din-din was 2 Boston Market "beef pot roast with vegetables" frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Played some after-dusk basketball, pleased wee man and ow ow ow ow ow we man.

 

Mini-B. then requested another movie night, request wee man of we man.

Watched Top Gun, very good man.

(Mini-B. voluntarily fast-forwarded past the adult parts, sensible wee man.)

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Total = Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, satisfactory Two Guys achievement man.

 

Readied Mini-B. for bed and finished week's book, perfect timing man.

Too close to TV late news to get Mini-B. to sleep, watch Two Guys man.

Then saw final (decisive) play of wild-card game, satisfactory end to evening man.

 

This was a superb Two Guys day, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Mini-B.'s birthday weekend continues, participate we man.

 

Mini-B. requested and received 2 PB*J sandwiches for breakfast, accommodating we man.

     *crunchy, good descendant man

 

Lunched at a Chili's with the following in attendance, roster man:  we, wee man, ex-Mrs.-T-B. man, Mama T-B., Cousin Mini-

B., & Cousin T-B. from California, quorum man.

 

Got there right at opening, open seating man.

After confirming absence/exclusion of pico/cilantro, we had "Cajun Pasta," ingest we man.

 

Cousin T-B. gave Mini-B. a book, probably for when wee man is older man.

Mama T-B. gave Mini-B. $Many00, see below man.

We gave Mini-B. the following, see man:

   -- a book, si man

   -- a basketball that displays psychedelic colors in certain light, delighted wee man

   -- 2 ball caps from "Mini-B.'s Machinery" in Missouri, delighted wee man

We and Mini-B. modeled the caps to send fotos to the company, very cooperative they man.

 

At the casa, Mini-B. extracted a promise from us, extract wee man from we man:

"Will you hold my $Many00 so Mom doesn't take it and make it disappear, huh man?"

We solemnly agreed, agreeable we man.

 

Mini-B. went out to play with his new basketball, enthusiastic wee man.

Came inside twice to wipe dust from it, protect special surface wee man.

 

We napped while Mini-B. did virtual reality on his oculus, happy wee man.

Once up, we watched some wild-card football, Two Guys activity man.

Then watched AFV, Two Guys activity man.

 

Up-packed Mini-B. for transfer to ex-Mrs.-T-B., end of Two Guys week man.  

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had spent all week prepping a surprise at the casa, prep ex-she man.

Ex-she man had split Mini-B.'s & Cousin Mini-B.'s beds into separate bedrooms, reorganize ex-she man.

As usual with the decorating, ex-she man did a sensible & tasteful job, well-done ex-she man.

An exhausted Mini-B. seemed to approve, approbation from tired wee man man.

 

Amidst all this, we managed to conquer the Many (2+1) laundry loads and dish the warsher, domestic we man.

 

Monday is a 2-hour basketball caucus at a sports place for Mini-B. + amigos, half a Manyzen committed man.

Tuesday is Mini-B.'s actual birthday, spend in skool man.

We conclude that the combined parental effort is fittingly celebratory for our little descendant, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Went to a Costco Business Center, first time man.

Much the same as a regular Costco, observe we man.

Came away with only 2 items more than the 2 that we'd gone in for, restrained we man.

Best part was negligible customer traffic, relieved/unfrazzled we man.

 

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Siesta #1 was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Went a very long distance to Mini-B.'s basketball caucus with amigos, sojourn we man.

No real need for us to have gone, not needed we man.

Did confirm that Mini-B. was having lots of fun, sweaty wee man.

 

On way back, stopped for giant carry-out 'roni 'za, order we man.

As we left, saw the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with ex-she man, Mini-B., & amigos drive in, observe we man.

 

Din-din was aforementioned 'roni 'za, ingest all but Many (2+1) slices we man.

Siesta #2 thereafter, re-zzz we man.

We do not want to involve the bathroom scale, overindulge we man.

 

Miu sound asleep on Mini-B.'s bed for hours, zzz miu man.

 

Wild party with the rubias commences imminently, uninhibited we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

On 1/15/2023 at 10:30 PM, TBoneTX said:

Tuesday is Mini-B.'s actual birthday, spend in skool man.

Also mine, have to work, man.

But going out for dinner, and have made cake and ice cream for after.

 

/Between weekends, MLK day, teachers' association meetings, and snow (Ohio, Wisconsin, and upstate New York 0, San Diego Many) rarely had school on my birthday growing up.

 

The first few years PRG was here she insisted on making her own birthday cake, rather than taking her chances with my baking or having me buy one despite my best efforts to convince her otherwise.

This year I made my own birthday cake because I'm on a diet so not using a normal cake and she doesn't know how to bake for that.

[laylalex 7,284]

We went up to our new, about to be under construction house to meet with the contractor/architect to discuss renovations. We got there a few minutes before he did, and we were checking out the rooms -- especially the ceilings and seals on the windows/doors -- to see if the monsoon weather that has been lashing SoCal had seeped in. (It had not.) But what Alex discovered was that we had...forgotten to lock the front door when we left last Saturday afternoon.  Well, I guess that tells us something about safety in our little cul de sac.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Also mine

Happy Many'th birthday, si DA man, and Many* more, si DA man!   

     *depending on the definition of Many, oj tak

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

going out for dinner

Din-din report and leftovers expected, si DA man.

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I made my own birthday cake

Welcome to the reality of marriage, si and sigh DA man.

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I'm on a diet

Won't work, never does, oj nie.

2 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

she doesn't know how to bake

Welcome to marriage and never too late to trade her in, si and no DA man!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Half-Thrilling Half-Tuesday report, read with one eye only man:

 

Dreamed about rubias, so what else is new man.

Brunch was the remaining Many (2+1) slices of 'roni 'za, ingest we man.

'Za box and week's garbage bag made it into neighbor's bin well before pickup, timely we man.

 

Ran errands to bank*, CVS, & Walgreens, errant we man.

     *red carpet duly displayed by awe-stricken staff, respected Business Typhoon we man

With use of coupons/store sales, we saved $Many, financially savvy we man.

 

Siesta now planned, pre-zzz we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

renovations

Remember to first discuss novations, cart before horse LL ma'am.

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

seals on the windows/doors

You send the seals -- and the walruses, if any -- back to the zoo this minute, young lady LL ma'am!   

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

forgotten to lock the front door

The burglars broke in through the back door, exited the front, and failed to lock it, don't blame yourselves LL ma'am.

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

cul de sac

English-only outside the regional forums, si and  LL ma'am!

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Won't work, never does, oj nie.

Have lost many (2*2*2*2*2) pounds between diet, exercise, and medication since summer, though backslid a bit over the holidays, actually.

Some numbers said I was borderline diabetic when I had an often-delayed physical last summer, hence finally got serious about it.

 

6 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Welcome to marriage and never too late to trade her in, si and no DA man!

Really, I like cooking (admittedly, I make the main course or pizza on weekends and dessert; PRG does all other cooking).

But I guess if someone's figuring out how to bake without using regular flour and sugar (I think I have Many different sugar substitutes in the pantry right now), it's me 🤣

 

Also, exactly one woman wanted to see me again after spending more than a few days with me, so I'm keeping her around. 🤣