Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,251]

36 minutes ago, Neonred said:

You are such a charmer TBoneTX.

The never-ending procession of rubias agrees with you, si man!   

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Thrilling Most-of-Saturday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the southwestern avocado salad* at Wendy's, ingest we man.

     *WUOC expiring tomorrow, financially savvy and strategic we man

 

Wonderful nearly-2-hour siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din with ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B. just concluded, ingest we man.

First Mexican restaurant closed early, New Year's Eve man.

Second Mexican restaurant closed early, New Year's Eve man.

Many'rd Mexican restaurant was closing early but we were in time, Many'rd time's the charm man.

We had 2 cheese enchiladas, 2 beef tamales, rice/beans, beef taco, ingest we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. mooched half of an enchilada, want cheese ex-she man.

We negotiated a trade for one of her tamales, successful Business Typhoon we man.

 

On way back, gassed the T-B.-mobile, Manycember Many'st necessity man.

Between old & new T-B.-mobiles, and excluding the wild goose chase for restaurants, we drove exactly Many,000 miles during the year, couldn't do that twice in a row if we tried man.

 

Chance to set popcorn record endangered, overstuffed we man and wee man.

We are determined to break it even if we get violently sick, intrepid we man.

Will pick movie(s) if Mini-B. ever gets off VR on his Oculus, obsessed wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Thrilling Continuation-of-Saturday report, see man:

 

Miu oblivious to neighborhood fireworks, dozing* miu man.

     *in our office chair, out of all possible places for miu-dozing man

 

Movie night Spiderman 2, watch Two Guys man.

All-time weekly popcorn record equaled, Many (2+2) ingested by Two Guys man.

Resolution to break record on Sunday, resolve Two Guys man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Happy New Year, whee man.

And, depending on booze imbibed, Newpy Hap Year, hic man.

 

Many fireworks set off in neighborhood, as usual man.

Could actually see some, first time man.

Local cops probably going aysheep trying to stymie offenders, illegal in city limits man.

Fruitless, no doubt man.

 

Miu unperturbed and wanted her Many'th din-din of the day, forget it miu man.

Must try to get Mini-B. into bed, zzz wee man.

Edited January 1, 2023 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,562]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The never-ending procession of rubias agrees with you, si man!   

Yes, but it seems...

 

Heck, it's a new year.  I think I'll start it off by being nice and not using that snarky remark I was going to.

 

Happy News Year.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Snark within reason isn't sharking... er, shocking, no man.

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We had zero alcohol last night but feel completely hung over, mystery man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Thrilling -- no, man; Historic -- Sunday report, see man:

 

The previous weekly popcorn-consumption record has been smashed, report proudly we man.

The previous high mark was Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2+1), impressive man.

Many (2+2) more bowls were consumed today, ingest Two Guys man.

The new total, perhaps never to be surpassed, is Many (2 Manyzen +1), so let it be written man.

And, had there been more time, even this could have been extended, poor time-management man.

We are proud of our Two Guys accomplishment and deem it worthy of an upvote, si man.   

 

We up-woke far later than usual, hung-over teetotaler we man.

Mini-B. went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for a playdate, couple of hours man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Movie night was Spiderman Many (2+1), not nearly as good as the first two man.

Regardless, it served as the vehicle to eclipse the popcorn record, good enough for us man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest traditional getaway-Sunday fare wee man.

Din-din for us was onecan of beef stew, bought at Saturday's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came to watch AFV, sociable/groggy ex-she man.

Mini-B. left, great Two Guys week but sad we man.

Miu restlessly wondering where Big Brudduh went, never comprehends explanation miu man.

Feather-roller deposited at our feet, expectant miu man.

Shall service miu, play we man with miu man.

Edited January 2, 2023 by TBoneTX

[laylalex 7,284]

My husband says he should be allowed to try this because he is pretty sure he will not be left "physically and psychologically damaged" by the attempt. Luckily we do not have any kebab shops nearby.

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/man-who-ate-124-kebabs-7987027

[TBoneTX 45,251]

1 hour ago, laylalex said:

he should be allowed to try this

A guy who has retained his guy-ness would not utter those bolded words, no LL ma'am.

Regardless, a Real Guy will eat What He Wants When He Wants, we endorse and encourage this man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Stupendously Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Was rousted from bed by miu intensely lobbying for miu-breakfast, focused miu man.

Lunch was onecan Costco chunk chicken and onebag nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

Din-din was several (ongoing) bowls of Aldi-brand raisin bran, ingest we man.

Did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Awaiting uninhibited frolicking with the rubias any minute now, wild partier we man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Overnight, miu left 2 feather-rollers on our bedroom floor, subtle miu man.

Miu left another in the hall and yet another at the head of the stairs, subtle miu man.

Miu is currently batting around a Scotch-tape roll, subtle miu man.

[Neonred 3,562]

18 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Overnight, miu left 2 feather-rollers on our bedroom floor, subtle miu man.

 

You are lucky that is all she left...

[TBoneTX 45,251]

6 minutes ago, Neonred said:

You are lucky that is all she left...

She's fastidious in her box, and she barfs less than any previous T-miu, fortunate we man.

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Thrilling Tuesday report, si man:

 

Went to bank with $Many,000,000,000,000 POTS-receipt deposit, red carpet bow/scrape everyone man.

 

Lunch was onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

In afternoon, WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) called, in town WCG man.

Met for din-din at favorite Chinese buffet, socialize and ingest man.

(One familiar waitress, not "ours," present, FYI Bro G man.)

 

WCG and we each consumed Many (2+2+1) full plates, ingest we and WCG man.

WCG actually paid, good thing we were sitting down during this amazing event man.

WCG the only human bean who's consistently cheaper than us, highest respect for this man.

Edited January 4, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,251]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Din-din was Burger King* with Mini-B., ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Every tree in the neighborhood has cut loose its leaves during the past Many days, egad man.

We are faced with a true OPIOID crisis, as follows man:

O ther

P eople's

I nfernal

O ak leaves

I nfesting our

D riveway, grrrrr man.

 

We are especially peeved at our next-door neighbors, a pox on the 'hood man.

They fired Miguel the Lawn Mexican months ago because they got a lawnmower, OK on its face man.

However, they have used the mower exactly Many (2+1) times in nearly a year,  man.

They have Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- able-bodied denizens to do the work, grrrr man.

However, they assign yard duty to their youngest child, Many (2x2x +2+1) years old man.

He does a partial job at best and never finishes, no accountability man.

We have been tempted to mow their yard ourself, done it before man.

We are now tempted to call Miguel the Lawn Mexican to get rid of the leaves, pay for it ourself man.

If neighbors come out and scream at him, too bad man.

We're just sick of the condition and the spillover of their leaves,  man.

Comments solicited, solicit we man.