Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 44,391]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Doesn't Radio Shack still sell AAA batteries?

All the Radio Shacks in our area were closed down Many years ago, sigh man.

You're lucky to still have one, one of our favorites man.

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Wednesday-morn miu report, see re miu man:

 

Miu awoke us by sitting on our stomach Many (2+1) times, alarm-clocking miu man.

After serving miu breakfast, we went out to get the newspaper, retrieve we man.

When we came in, miu dashed out front door, oh no man.

 

We and Mini-B. chased miu around bushes, elusive miu man.

Food bowls attracted miu only so far, partial success only man.

Mini-B. finally caught miu, wee man catch miu man.

Miu scratched Mini-B., elusive miu man.

Food bowls finally attracted miu inside, big relief man.

We and Mini-B. lectured miu, unrepentant miu man.

 

Miu has been active and highly restless lately, unsure why man.

Probably need new and distracting activities to amuse miu, occupy miu man.

Advice is solicited, solicit miu-advice we man.

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Wednesday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Itineraried one GS and one ES, itinerary we man.

ES was a dud, dud man.

GS had one item but too expensive, pass we man.

Skunked, oh well man.

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Our lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. for a while and fed him, ingest there wee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. eventually brought Mini-B. back, ex-she man take then return wee man.

We noticed a small-to-medium-sized rock on her ring finger*, notice we man.

     *"rang fanger" in Texan, correct spelling/pronunciation man

The Rojo had gotten engaged to her on their recent trip, unbelievable man.

 

There is no set date or hurry, no and no man.

Casas are prohibitively expensive, forget buying one man.

Skools are also a consideration, two Skool Districts man.

They might even have to wait until the offspring** are grown & gone, all pre-Manyagers man.

      **Mini-B. and the Rojo's 2 daughters, descendants man

 

We asked if the Rojo had done this because he is jealous of us, inquire we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. kind of shrugged and said, "Gringos," shrug and mutter ex-she man.

 

We were sorely tempted to text the Rojo to say, "Regards and true sympathies," si man.

 

The rubias will be happy with this news, good to keep the rubias happy man.

 

In other thrilling news, din-din was bagged salad and air-fried Costco cod fillets, ingest Two Guys man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. observed the preparation and consumption of din-din and didn't disapprove, observe ex-she man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to know arrangements for New Year's Eve, our week with Mini-B. man.

We agreed to a Mexican din-din, agree-to-ingest we man.

We or ex-she man shall pick up Cousin Mini-B. from his job, then all go, si man.

We shall pay for ourself and for Mini-B., fiscally obligated we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. shall pay for ex-herself and for Cousin Mini-B., financially obligated ex-she man.

 

We let ex-Mrs.-T-B. out through the garage door, protect against miu escapees man.

Edited December 29, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,391]

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. eventually brought Mini-B. back, ex-she man take then return wee man.

We noticed a small-to-medium-sized rock on her ring finger*, notice we man.

     *"rang fanger" in Texan, correct spelling/pronunciation man

The Rojo had gotten engaged to her on their recent trip, unbelievable man.

No comments, huh man?

[Neonred 3,514]

57 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

No comments, huh man?

Sorry, we have been on the road.  Wife wanted to spend the New Years somewhere "cold".  We left yesterday afternoon following an abbreviated work day to head north.  We are in Asheville NC.  Looks like we missed it by one week.  Last weekend in the Keys was colder than this weekend will be here.  Of course last weekend was VERY cold in Asheville.  Just fine by me as I don't care for freezing cold and especially don't feel like driving on sloppy roads.  Still, the 790 mile journey was not that much fun.  Traffic, traffic, traffic.  Fortunately most of it headed south.  Something to take into consideration when heading home.

 

And about the engagement, so sorry for your loss....

[TBoneTX 44,391]

12 minutes ago, Neonred said:

the Many-mile journey

Corrected,  man.

12 minutes ago, Neonred said:

And about the engagement, so sorry for your loss....

The Rojo doesn't know what he's getting into, no man, but if he has that kind of money to burn, $$$$$i man...

And we suspect that this was done defensively, at least in part, because he thinks that we're trying to get ex-her man back, ha man.

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Subway, BOGO WUOC, financially savvy we and ingest Two Guys man.

 

Had rousing game of magnetic darts, play Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B.'s night with ex-Mrs.-T-B., wee man go with ex-she man man.

Din-din was onecan of Costco chunk chicken, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. somehow got Mini-B.'s ancient Oculus exchanged for free at Best Buy, financially savvy-in-this-instance ex-she man.

 

Mini-B. completely exhausted, out-wiped wee man.

Miu was thinking about front-door escape but decided otherwise when we yelled, we man yell at miu man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has 2 New Year's Eve din-dins planned, ingest twice ex-she man.

One is Mexican with us, Mini-B., & Cousin Mini-B., split bill man.

Other is Mexican elsewhere with the Rojo + daughters, Rojo presumably pay for all man.

Latter is prior to NYE celebration, party-animal ex-she man.

We are certainly glad that the Rojo thinks that he has all these buck$ to burn, expensive ex-she man.

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Scintillating Friday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Mini-B. played on his Oculus all day, extreme exercise wee man.

 

Because of din-din plans out on Saturday, we had one extra din-din here, overstocked we man.

This din-din therefore became lunch, titular change man.

Lunch was 2 Hungry Man boneless chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Din-din was air-fried Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was the first Spider-Man movie, not bad man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2x2 +1) bowls for the week, all-time record within striking distance man.

[Neonred 3,514]

On 12/29/2022 at 10:57 PM, TBoneTX said:

We are certainly glad that the Rojo thinks that he has all these buck$ to burn, expensive ex-she man.

I believe pretty much all women are.

[Asia 2,494]

To you all from me, all across the ocean from you  

 

[Asia 2,494]

In 33 (2x2x2x2x2+1 - that's for you T-Bone!  ) days me and my sister will go to our amazing trip to New Zealand which will be the highlight of this year  

Well, keep your fingers crossed for that trip to happen, please. With China opening their borders, who knows how will it escalate... 

[TBoneTX 44,391]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

I believe pretty much all women are.

Posting (in our opinion, too, very true) Content intended to degrade, intimidate, or incite violence or prejudicial action against a broad demographic or group of people (including rubias) identified by a unifying trait or characteristic, si man!

6 hours ago, Asia said:

me and my sister will go to our amazing trip to New Zealand

You and your Polish Commie-babe sister get your butts over to the U.S. right now, young lady, oj tak!   

6 hours ago, Asia said:

 

You get a correct calendar that says either "Happy Columbus Day 202Many" or "Happy St. Patrick's Day 202Many" right now, young lady, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 44,391]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for today, si man.

The GS was phantom, grrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRR man.

 

Both ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- professional medical scale = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal and always wanted one man

  -- picture frame, toucans corn, toucans pork & beans, 2 boxes mac + cheese, onecan pinto beans, 

        onecan beef stew, bottle honey, jar peanut butter (creamy), 2 boxes baking-soda = 

        $Many ($2+1) + half a buck, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck)

[Neonred 3,514]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Posting (in our opinion, too, very true) Content intended to degrade, intimidate, or incite violence or prejudicial action against a broad demographic or group of people (including rubias) identified by a unifying trait or characteristic, si man!

 

You and your Polish Commie-babe sister get your butts over to the U.S. right now, young lady, oj tak!   

 

Opps....

 

And such a subtle come on .  You are such a charmer TBoneTX.