Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,250]

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 +2+2) degrees

Proofread your work,  man!

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

mom is driving me nuts

Their job, sigh man.

3 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2x2 -(2+2+2) years old in Many (2+2+1) months

See first observation,  man!

Mama T-B. is Many (2+1) months older than Mama G., senior shes ma'ams.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Din-din* will probably be onecan of beef stew or onecan of Aldi chili, consider for ingestation we man.

Going to watch "It's a Wonderful Life," traditional man.

 

Taking Mini-B. & Mama T-B. to lunch at IHOP tomorrow, ingest we and wee and senior she man.

Called to confirm that IHOP is open, 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 / 2x2x2 -1 man.

 

Edited to add, revise we man:  Din-din was onecan of green beans, previously bought from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man

Edited December 25, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,562]

52 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Din-din* will probably be onecan of beef stew or onecan of Aldi chili, consider for ingestation we man.

Going to watch "It's a Wonderful Life," traditional man.

 

Taking Mini-B. & Mama T-B. to lunch at IHOP tomorrow, ingest we and wee and senior she man.

Called to confirm that IHOP is open, 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 / 2x2x2 -1 man.

 

Edited to add, revise we man:  Din-din was onecan of green beans, previously bought from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man

And Beano?

[TBoneTX 45,250]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

And Beano?

We central chimpanzees don't care if we fart, no man.

Unsure about you lesser primates, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Rant, grrrr man:

 

What with all the technological advances in recent years, why don't all SpaghettiO's come out of the can naturally without the need to scrape them laboriously with a spoon, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Miu awoke us in hopes of miu-breakfast, accommodate miu we man.

Dished the warsher early, domestic we man.

 

Weather in the Manys with no clouds or breeze, almost tolerable man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. delivered Mini-B. in timely fashion, amazing man.

 

Took Mini-B. & Mama T-B. to IHOP for lunch, only place open man.

Place quite busy, Many-minute ([2x2x2 +2]-minute) wait man.

We ordered the "ultimate brunch," order we man.

We were served the "ultimate BLT," curious man.

Too greasy/slimy to eat by hand, forget it man.

Bun could NOT be cut even with steak knife, petrified product man.

Managed to finish most when waitress finally returned, belated she man.

We demonstrated uncuttability of remaining bun, demonstrate we man.

Manager almost immediately cut price of it in half, cut she man.

This is yet another example of how/why we are a financially savvy Business Typhoon, si man.

 

Opened presents with Mama T-B., generous senior she man.

Returned to casa with Mini-B., Two Guys man.

No AFV again this week, wall-to-wall basketball man.

(Mini-B. crazy about basketball, in hog heaven wee man.)

 

Din-din for Mini-B. = onecan S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us as yet undetermined, delayed ingestation we man.

Going to pick up forgotten stuff from ex-Mrs.-T-B., safari man.

Except for petrified bun, a pretty good day, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Chilling Sunday addendum,  man:

 

While dashing from televised to real basketball, Mini-B. left sliding patio door Many (2+2) inches open, uh-oh man.

Sure enough, miu squeezed through, liquid miu man.

Several tense minutes were spent (in the dark) trying to lure prodigal miu back inside, egad man.

Use of both food bowls achieved the goal, extra wet din-din for miu man.

 

This means that miu now knows that back door is an Exit to Freedom, conditioned miu man.

We shall have to be extra-vigilant as to her proximity to it, no more escapes man.

This is not a pleasant prospect,  man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Sunday-never-ends report, good grief man:

 

Mini-B. wanted to stay up for all-day basketball marathon, ABC/ESPN man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys and we for din-din man.

Miu fell asleep atop miu-tower, shameless unapologetic miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Belatedly thrilling Monday report, belatedly see man:

 

Did not leave casa all day, no man.

Mini-B. went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for playdate with amigo and chica yakfest, play wee and yak she man.

No lunch, involved in Successful Business Typhoon financial/legal matters man.

Din-din was Many (half a huge bag) of Potsticker dumplings, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Home Alone, seen before but requested again man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Wild party with the rubias after Mini-B. asleeped, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

Got back from the Keys yesterday around dinner time.  Had my mother with us the entire time since heading down Friday morning.  Oh, WOW.  I'm exhausted from listening to her, mostly complaining.  Everything costs too much.  Heard way too much about her "gas" and other bodily functions I won't mention here.  Why don't her grandchildren call her more? Etc, etc...

 

I'll have to give her a pass.  She is my mother after all and she will be 90 in 5 months.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

she will be Many in Many months

"And why don't you remember ANY of your P-math, young man, huh man?!"

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Still too cold, but otherwise spectacular outside, Texas weather almost Many man.

 

Ran Many (2+1) errands, run we man.

The Many'rd was to Wendy's, lunch man.

Got 2 chicken combos at $2 off each, financially savvy we man.

Also got Mini-B. a key-tag for a free Frosty Jr. all next year, for $2, financially savvy we man.

Lunch was aforementioned chicken combos, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Remembered a gift stashed in the T-B.-mobile trunk, remember we man.

It was the magnetic dart board from the recent ES, just $Many man.

Mini-B. loved it, play Two Guys man.

Miu pulled several darts out of scoring position, participatory miu man.

 

Mini-B. found his BBMany (BB[2x2x2]) from Many years ago, find wee man man.

Batteries in controller were Radio Shack AAA, that's how old man.

Batteries in body were DieHard AA, that's how old man.

Got thing working, delighted wee man.

Miu scared of BBMany, fraidy-miu man.

 

Din-din was 2 beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night began with pints of ice cream, good planning we man.

Mini-B. consumed most of Cookies & Cream, ingest wee man.

We consumed half of banana nut, ingest we man.

Consumed thereafter were Many (2+2) Costco popcorns, ingest Two Guys man.

Watched an Urban Rescue Ranch and then Home Alone 2, hadn't seen latter in a while man.

A good Two Guys day, hooray Two Guys man.

[Neonred 3,562]

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

"And why don't you remember ANY of your P-math, young man, huh man?!"

I'm a problem student with a bad attitude and no respect for the teacher.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm a problem student with a bad attitude and no respect for the teacher.

"You're grounded, si man!  Go to your room, si man!"

[Neonred 3,562]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Mini-B. found his BBMany (BB[2x2x2]) from Many years ago, find wee man man.

Batteries in controller were Radio Shack AAA, that's how old man.

 

Doesn't Radio Shack still sell AAA batteries?

 

I'll have to check the Radio Shack on our island in the Keys.  Noticed this past week it is still open.