Save The Last Rants For Me

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. got Mini-B. this morning,  man.

Drove straight to the Rojo's casa for:

        1.  Watching the Ecu-Qatar kickball game;

        2.  Retrieving Cousinette Mini-B. from airport; and

 Many.  Having a welcome party for Cousinette Mini-B.*

 

*Cousinette Mini-B. coming from Nueva York where she can't learn English or find a job, frustrated junior she man.  Will stay in the Rojo's casa with his 2 daughters (companionship + English + hunt-jobbing) and then stay with Cousin Mini-B. in ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa while ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. are in Ecu and then return to the Rojo's casa and is anyone here confused yet, headache man

 

Lunch was a carry-out 'roni 'za from local 'za emporium, ingest half we man.

Gassed the T-B.-mobile at contiguous gas station, ingest T-B.-mobile man.

 

Conquered Many (2+1) laundry loads, heavy week man.

Had to wait Many hours for zzz-ing miu to vacate bed that we needed to remake, intrusive zzz-ing miu man.

Watched AFV without Mini-B., empty casa man.  

 

Din-din will probably be most or all of the remaining half-'za, potentially ingest we man.

 

Uninhibited cavorting with the rubias begins imminently, cavort we man.

Edited November 21, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Update, see man:

We indeed consumed the other half of the monstrous 'roni 'za, ingest we man.   

[Neonred 3,562]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Update, see man:

We indeed consumed the other half of the monstrous 'roni 'za, indigestion we man.   

fixed it for you

[TBoneTX 45,244]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

fixed it for you

Was actually digested quite well, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Mama T-B. trying to recover from flu and having blood-pressure crises, good grief man.

She wasn't even yelling at us or at Uncle T-B., what a waste of multiple BP crises man.

If it ever quits raining*, we shall procure (nonurgent) groceries and drop them, agree senior she with we man.

      *Texas weather not Many, oj nie

As for us, we are ready for a nap already, need zzz we man.

Miu is our current role model in this regard, zzz miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Miu mini-update, see man:

 

Friday night, we got fed up with lack of grilled/in-gravy Fancy Feast Petites, not in stores man.

We ordered from chewy.com, long time since previous order from there man.

Stuff available and promised Tuesday delivery, fine man.

Stuff delivered on Sunday, mirabile visu et dictu man.

Gluttonous miu will consequently be kept out of trouble for a long time, relieved we man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

"Drizzerable" day like Saturday, stay in casa we man.

Mama T-B. feeling better and beginning to nag us again, recovering senior she man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Din-din was the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs from last week, ingest we man.

Uninhibited frolicking with the rubias begins imminently, frolic we man.

Edited November 22, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling (?) Tuesday report, see man:

 

At one hour before noon (= Many a.m.), took some Mini-B. clothes to resale shop, often purchased man.

They took a Manyzen items, including some they'd rejected before, always worth second try man.

They paid us $Many.Many ($2x2x2x2 +1.2x2x2x2x2x2 -1), successful Business Typhoon we man.

We have visited Many (2+2+1) or Many (2+2+2) times and always left with a profit, $i man.

 

From there, went to Aldi straight up the road, convenient man.

Got several items for Mama T-B., recuperating senior she man.

We called to announce our impending arrival, call we senior she man.

Mama T-B. had had a slight relapse after doing too much yesterday,  senior she man.

She insisted that we drop the stuff at her doorstep, essentially self-quarantining senior she man.

We had our own solo carry-bag, best for Aldi groceries man.

Mama T-B. said she'd leave plastic bags outside her door for us to transfer items,  man.

We pointed out that the stuff was heavy* and Mama T-B. of shaky balance,  man.

     *most of reason for asking us to procure it in the first place,  man.

Mama T-B. refused to budge and said she'd carry it in herself,  man.

We transferred the stuff into the plastic bags and called with that news,  man.

Fortunately, Mama T-B. didn't break a hip or get bonkus of the conkus by falling over, amazing man.

 

Returned to casa and found list of vittles desired by Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

We had to get with him for other reasons, ordered by Mama T-B. earlier man.

Went first to (a different) Aldi, get everything there that we could man.

Aldi OUT of many usual items, supply chain man.

Went to legacy supermarket for rest of items, place absolutely mobbed  man.

Left place with splitting headache, ouch man.

Found message from Uncle T-B. on phone (left in T-B.-mobile) for another item,  man.

Returned to get it, increased headache man.

Delivered stuff, appreciative senior he man.

Spent 2 more hours getting maturing CDs transferred, easy but time-consuming man.

Spent more time helping Uncle T-B. get into his other financial accounts, technologically impaired senior he man.

Spent more time reloading Uncle T-B.'s weekly pill-organizer, organizationally impaired senior he man.

 

Went to food court at nearby mall, famished we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was teriyaki chicken (augmented portion), ingest we at half-past Many (2+2+1) p.m. man.

 

Returned to casa and was confronted by outraged miu, Many hours overdue for treats man.

Got yelled at over phone by Mama T-B. for "doing" Uncle T-B.'s work instead of "supervising" his doing it,  man.

 

Napped like an illegitimate male child for an hour-plus, heavy zzz we man.

Awoke to text from Mama T-B., thanking us for what we had done today,  man.

[Asia 2,498]

Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Happy Columbus Day to all in Poland, oj tak!   

 

And exactly WHERE have YOU been, young lady?   

Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Wednesday miu report, see man:

 

We were barely Many% awake when we felt something on our chest, weighty issue man.

Gregarious miu plopped herself on Daddy, overdue-for-breakfast miu man.

Miu did not consider that Daddy can't get out of bed with a miu atop him, no man.

We eventually lurched up and serviced expectant miu, dogs have masters mius have servants man.

Miu was served a Fancy Feast Petites, beef flavor, satisfied miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Today, Manyvember Many'rd, is the Many'th (2x2x2x2 +1th) anniversary of losing Papa T-B., sigh man.

Like this year, it was the day before Thanksgiving, sigh man.

Mini-B. is the only thing that has kept Mama T-B. alive ever since, devoted senior she man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Went back to bed for a nap after servicing miu, zzz #1 we man.

Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Left casa to up-pick Mini-B. for expanded Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Read Baba-Mail funnies and some sub-Reddit stuff, read Two Guys man.

Watched most recent Andor episode, wonderful series man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Went to Burger King for drive-through din-din WUOC, financially savvy we man.

Din-dinned and watched several older Urban Rescue Ranch episodes, Two Guys man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. and dragged off to some caucus with the Rojo, blah man.

 

Took nap #2 after the above, zzz #2 we man.

Preparing to service miu as commanded, serve miu we man.

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Happy Thanksgiving to all*, si man.

     *except to bad absent Asia, where it's Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Half-Thrilling Half-Thanksgiving* Half-Report, half-see man:

      *Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak

 

Went to Dollar General and got some stuff, open today man.

Got a $Many-off-$Many coupon for Saturday, financially savvy we man.

 

Went to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s for T'giving lunch, ingest we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., Cousin Mini-B., and Cousinette Mini-B. there, Mama T-B. still too weak to attend man.

Consumed 2 plates, ingest we man.

Confirmed that "piggish gringo" is gringo puerco and not puerco gringo, grammatical we man.

 

Delivered small plate to Mama T-B., deliver we to senior she man.

Mama T-B. lectured us about various stuff for several minutes, nearly normal senior she man.

This delay enabled us to exit her place in the mother of all monsoons, deluge man.

Even with umbrella, managed to get rather soaked, forgot soap/shampoo we man.

 

At casa, immediately serviced demanding miu, time for miu-treats man.

We shall now siesta in heartiest fashion, tryptophan overload man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Belated Half-Thrilling Other-Half-Thanksgiving Other-Half-Report, belatedly see man:

 

Din-din was, with breaks between, approx. 1/Many'rd of the package of chocolate-cheap cookies from Dollar General, ingest we man, and onecan of corn from Aldi, ingest later we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took the descendants to the Rojo's casa for his Thanksgiving repast, freeload ex-she man.

They stayed overnight to watch Ecu's second World Cup game, Many a.m. man.

We told her to bring us a plate of leftovers and to tell us what flavor the poison was, pre-identify we man.