Putin's Arctic invasion: Russia lays claim to the North Pole - and all its gas, oil, and diamonds

[Nagishkaw 510]

Russian subs have been cruising Nothern Canadian waters for quite a long time now. This is nothing new.

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I thought Santa owned the North Pole??????

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I thought Santa owned the North Pole??????

Putin would send him some Cruise Missiles for Xmas.

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Could we just plant a flag in the middle of the North Pole and say it was ours?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Does anyone remember this?

I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue.

I was able to get a sense of his soul.

And Pootey-Poot?

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I say let Putin have it. Relocate him there at once. Just him.

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ET,

Let him have a pickaxe so he can atleast look for that oil.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

ET,

Let him have a pickaxe so he can at least look for that oil.

Okay. I'm a reasonable guy.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

ET,

Let him have a pickaxe so he can atleast look for that oil.

I'd rather he dig for it with his man-pole

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Eh, much of the area is a lot closer to Canada (I noticed that Alert is much closer to the North pole than any part of Russian territory)--so Harper should make a counterclaim. After all, Canada has plenty of practice (Northwest Passage territorial claim, which the US holds in contempt).

[JoeMama 0]

ET,

Let him have a pickaxe so he can atleast look for that oil.

I'd rather he dig for it with his man-pole

If he runs out of steam, who do you suggest get "behind" him and push?

[almaty 19]

putin is kgb..more smoke and mirrors to make the russian people believe he is the MAN...after that shitfaced yetlsin...

[Saddle Bronc 124]

putin is kgb..more smoke and mirrors to make the russian people believe he is the MAN...after that shitfaced yetlsin...

Would a counter S&M claim (such as I "suggested" Harper do) shut Vlad up?

[almaty 19]

always thinking brother sriniv

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

ET,

Let him have a pickaxe so he can atleast look for that oil.

I thought global warming was melting the ice? hmmmmmmm. I guess not. WTH is the mean green machine?