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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris have been rushed to a nearby burn treatment center after swearing in on the Bible this morning.

 

Their hands immediately burst into flames after touching the holy Word of God. Theologians believe this is primarily due to their support for abortion, though other factors could be at play as well.

"Thoughts and pr--I mean, thoughts and positive vibes to the president and the vice president at this difficult time," said one CNN commentator. "We anticipated having some health scares with Biden

early on, but we had no idea it would happen this soon, and certainly didn't anticipate it happening because he touched a Bible."

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-harris-rushed-to-burn-ward-after-touching-bible/

 

 

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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