After Wiping Out Half The Universe, Thanos Calls For Unity

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a lengthy campaign to wipe out half of all life in the universe, controversial environmental activist Thanos has called for humanity to come together, end their divisions, and unify.

 

The environmentalist activist gave a victory speech after accomplishing his plan to acquire the Infinity Stones, place them in a specially designed glove, and snap his fingers to end billions of lives.

 

"Now that I have destroyed half of all life in existence, it is time for unity," Thanos said in a speech Tuesday. "I know I treated you all as enemies and called for your total destruction, making it my life's mission to

slaughter half the organic life in our reality. But now it is time for our universe to heal."

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/after-wiping-out-half-the-universe-thanos-calls-for-unity/

 

 

[Crtcl Rice Theory 2,432]

Hmm...who is Thanos in this almost humourous satire? Hmm, thinking.

[Crtcl Rice Theory 2,432]

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Edited November 11, 2020 by CanAm1980

[laylalex 7,284]

These are very strange times indeed -- I actually laughed at a Babylon Bee article.

[Dashinka 24,493]

1 hour ago, CanAm1980 said:

This is what humourous looks likr

Who is Alec Baldwin?

[Prizm123 1,086]

 

and the sequel

 

 

[laylalex 7,284]

1 hour ago, Prizm123 said:

and the sequel

 

 

OMFG the sequel   Sean Connery made me lose it, I shot tea out of my nostrils.