All Things Coronavirus (Part 2)

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Acknowledged, but once we begin having to prove our health status to authorities, that opens uneasy doors.

[Boiler 45,510]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/04/sweden-and-denmark-plan-digital-vaccine-certificates-for-travel-covid

 

Sweden and Denmark are looking to have some sort of online database, not sure how that will work with EU privacy laws.

 

There seems to be a market in fake tests so presumably fake vaccine will be next.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

This thread now 250 + pages. 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

8 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

This thread now 250 + pages. 

This thread now 51 pages.

Five out of four people bad at math.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

15 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

This thread now 51 pages.

Five out of four people bad at math.

Five out of four people forgot to add the previous thread that maxed out. 

[Steeleballz 7,550]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

This thread now 51 pages.

Five out of four people bad at math.

 

56 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Five out of four people forgot to add the previous thread that maxed out. 

 

  If you guys would show your work for those math problems, we could be up to page 52 by now. 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

11 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

the previous thread

If it's the previous thread, then it can't be this thread.  Got it, first try.

 

Reminds us of this dialogue, held in Dallas:

Guy #1:  Want me to prove that you're not here?

Guy #2:  OK.

Guy #1:  Are you in Houston?

Guy #2:  No.

#1:  Are you in Austin?

#2:  No.

#1:  Are you in Corpus Christi?

#2:  No.

#1:  Well, if you're not in any of those places, then you must be somewhere else, right?

#2:  Right.

#1:  So if you're somewhere else, then how can you be HERE?

Edited February 6, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

10 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

If you guys would show your work for those math problems

We grew up learning New Math, which operates on the SWAG principle.  No work needed.

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A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting in a street café, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street.  First, they see two people going into the house.
  Time passes.  After a while, they notice three people coming out of the house.
  The physicist:  "The measurement wasn't accurate."
  The biologist:  "They have reproduced."
  The mathematician:  "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
 

 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

If it's the previous thread, then it can't be this thread.  Got it, first try.

 

Reminds us of this dialogue, held in Dallas:

Guy #1:  Want me to prove that you're not here?

Guy #2:  OK.

Guy #1:  Are you in Houston?

Guy #2:  No.

#1:  Are you in Austin?

#2:  No.

#1:  Are you in Corpus Christi?

#2:  No.

#1:  Well, if you're not in any of those places, then you must be somewhere else, right?

#2:  Right.

#1:  So if you're somewhere else, then how can you be HERE?

This a contortion of the previous thread that some monkey shut down because of some 199 page draconian rule. It counts

[Neonred 3,562]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We grew up learning New Math, which operates on the SWAG principle.  No work needed.

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A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting in a street café, watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street.  First, they see two people going into the house.
  Time passes.  After a while, they notice three people coming out of the house.
  The physicist:  "The measurement wasn't accurate."
  The biologist:  "They have reproduced."
  The mathematician:  "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
 

 

How many times do I have to read this tired joke?

Don't you have anything new?

Maybe I have just been here too long.

[Steeleballz 7,550]

45 minutes ago, Neonred said:

How many times do I have to read this tired joke?

Don't you have anything new?

Maybe I have just been here too long.

 

    We could do the math, but if your keyboard has the infinity symbol, probably close enough to just go with that.

 

  

 

 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

4 minutes ago, Steeleballz said:

 

    We could do the math, but if your keyboard has the infinity symbol, probably close enough to just go with that.

 

  

 

 

if he stepped outside the 6 or 7 same old jokes, he might accidently be funny. why risk such a thing!

 

I am sitting on the edge of my chair waiting on the Beto Beto thing. The van paints suit thing has made its weekly rotation  My grammar fails are way more entreating 

[Ban Hammer 13,337]

a proverb just for vj:
you can't teach an old monkey new jokes.....

[Steeleballz 7,550]

5 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

if he stepped outside the 6 or 7 same old jokes, he might accidently be funny. why risk such a thing!

 

I am sitting on the edge of my chair waiting on the Beto Beto thing. The van paints suit thing has made its weekly rotation  My grammar fails are way more entreating 

 

   I don't blame TBone for that part. I mean, we are always talking about the same 6 or 7 topics so there is not really a whole lot to work with.

 

   We just need write a program tied into the existing censor and using a timer function. Then If the same joke pops up and less than 3 months have passed, replace everything with asterix's. Everyone wins! 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

6 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

If the same joke pops up and less than 3 months have passed, replace everything with asterix's.

For the price of just a few (dozen) upvotes, I shall lobby Captain Ewok to integrate this into the site's word-filter system.