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Javier talks in his sleep all the time. Most of the time in spanish so I don't really know what he is saying but still it's not very understandable. How is she sure this is what she heard? And, even if it was her close friends, if it is such a big deal, I think I would have kept it to myself.

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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When I fall asleep tonight, I'm going to say "Iith should beith richith".....followed by "Iith would likeith some ice creamith nowith"

You have to make sure someone hears you though...

When a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it....

This is true........I can't believe I'm so stupid. You can't expect to become rich just by saying it without someone else hearing it......that would be crazy!

Crazy indeed!

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And, even if it was her close friends, if it is such a big deal, I think I would have kept it to myself.

Maybe she trusted them.

Moral of the story.....never trust your friends. That....and ask for better stuff in your sleep.

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And, even if it was her close friends, if it is such a big deal, I think I would have kept it to myself.

Maybe she trusted them.

Moral of the story.....never trust your friends. That....and ask for better stuff in your sleep.

Ain't that the truth. Maybe I need to study up on my spanish a little more. You never know what Javier might be asking for. :lol:

Just couldn't stay my @ss away!

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thats a bunch of bs lol.. stupid girl for telling the scholars.. and well.. im not even gonna talk about the customs.. and how still people follow that #######..

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that chopf##k was not sleeping... :yes: ...............just a puss

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As the wise Jasman would say...... " :wacko: "

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They are complete idiots...you can't take anything that was said in his sleep as serious...dumbasses...

I see you echoed my comment, albeit more politely. :thumbs:

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As the wise Jasman would say...... " :wacko: "

hehe... exactly!

Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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And, even if it was her close friends, if it is such a big deal, I think I would have kept it to myself.

Maybe she trusted them.

Moral of the story.....never trust your friends. That....and ask for better stuff in your sleep.

Ain't that the truth. Maybe I need to study up on my spanish a little more. You never know what Javier might be asking for. :lol:

Yeah.....all this time you thought he was saying Quiero VJ, but remember those V's and B's sound awfully similar in Spanish!

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They are complete idiots...you can't take anything that was said in his sleep as serious...dumbasses...

I see you echoed my comment, albeit more politely. :thumbs:

I just cannot stand when my religion is wrongly interpreted...

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They are complete idiots...you can't take anything that was said in his sleep as serious...dumbasses...

I see you echoed my comment, albeit more politely. :thumbs:

I just cannot stand when my religion is wrongly interpreted...

Please clarify

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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Like in Malaysia, a man can divorce his wife by sending the "triple talaq" via text message:

1 D1V0RC3 U X3 LOL OMG

Me -.us Her -.ma

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