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Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy."

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

- U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."

- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

- Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

- Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

- Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

- Your Buddies

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

-- U.S.A. Ammo

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[Lance27 20]

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/Top_15_...ic_Book_Panels/

[Lance27 20]

That batman sure has a dark side

Lois prefered a robot to superman?

The Archie series was the funniest though

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an arsehole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'arsehole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an arsehole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'arsehole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an arsehole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first arsehole# (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW arsehole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an arsehole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two ####### to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called arsehole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an arsehole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "arsehole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, arsehole," and hung up.

Then I called arsehole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, arsehole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your #######," I answered, "Well, arsehole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two ####### beating the ####### out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

Edited June 23, 2007 by RaspberrySwirl

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[Lance27 20]

LMFAO

Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying "Hello."I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude .

When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an arsehole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'arsehole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an arsehole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'arsehole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi,this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an arsehole!" and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking Spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first arsehole# (I had is number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW arsehole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"He said, "Yes, it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?" He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch, and the car's parked right out in front."

I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every evening after five."

I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

He said, "Yes?"

I said, "Don, you're an arsehole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two ####### to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called arsehole #1. He said, "Hello." I said, "You're an arsehole!" (But I didn't hang up.) He asked, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah," He screamed, "Stop calling me," I said, "Make me," He asked, "Who are you?" I said, "My name is Don Hansen." He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?" I said, "arsehole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow ranch, I have a black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, arsehole," and hung up.

Then I called arsehole #2. He said, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, arsehole," He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." I said, "You'll what?" He exclaimed, "I'll kick your #######," I answered, "Well, arsehole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch two ####### beating the ####### out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.

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This is kinda odd, but the cat is using a SPORK. Woot!

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/9Cm5n5Hp/

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http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm

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Useful Military Warnings

"Aim towards the Enemy."

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

- U.S. Army

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

- Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

- U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."

- U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

- Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

- Col. David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."

- Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

- Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

- Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Unknown Army Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

- Your Buddies

(And lastly) "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

-- U.S.A. Ammo

never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

friendly fire......isn't

incoming fire has the right of way

doing anything in combat can get you shot, including nothing.

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Lily playing

Lily and her bed that's way too big for her

Lily and Puck

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Aww, that is adorable about Lily and Puck. It is so good that she has an older cat to help socialize her as well - it will certainly make her a happier cat when she grows up.

Here is one of Bear when he was a 4 week old kitten playing with a too big toy:

and here is one of his brother Lion also playing with a too big toy:

Edited July 2, 2007 by Kathryn41

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Oh my gosh, Bear and Lion are so adorable

Yeah, they're getting along better than I expected but Puck keeps "biting" her down(I don't think he's hurting her, just holding her down) and scares her off so she hides. But not for too long, she's goes right back to bugging Puck heh. We're not letting them stay together unsupervised until, well, not sure. Until she gets a bit bigger to start with >.<