9 Things I Hate About Everyone

[almaty 19]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ### to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Nessa 23]

lmao the bus one is so true

[Yaads 0]

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Thanks I needed that

[brnidokiegurl 0]

ummmm what time is it??

[Nessa 23]

I do that point at my wrist when I ask the time

[William33 110]

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

[Minya's wife 24]

:lol:

I also have one...that perhaps some can relate to.

I'm a smoker and it always annoys me when someone comes up to me and asks:

"Can I borrow a cigarette?" WTH? How can you borrow something that you're going to 'consume' and not return?

-P

[Nessa 23]

I hate cigarettes askers, go buy your own damn cig

[William33 110]

:lol:

I also have one...that perhaps some can relate to.

I'm a smoker and it always annoys me when someone comes up to me and asks:

"Can I borrow a cigarette?" WTH? How can you borrow something that you're going to 'consume' and not return?

-P

Or do you have an "extra" cigarette...nope, only 20 in the pack..

[one...two...tree 2,762]

In New Guinea, pointing at your wrist means you're looking for a good time with a cheap hooker.

Edited June 21, 2007 by Steven_and_Jinky

[almaty 19]

In New Guinea, pointing at your wrist means you're looking for a good time with a cheap hooker.

damn, i need to put new guiena on my list of places to visit...

[Jackie&Yosdani 0]

LMAO

Love #1

[Savanphil 3]

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? I'm guilty

:lol:

[MissStacey 1]

I always point at my crotch when asking where the washroom is.

Is that a faux-pas now?

[Nagishkaw 510]

I always point at my crotch when asking where the washroom is.

Is that a faux-pas now?

Depends on the person your asking, Stacey.