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39 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Is that how much you're charging for therapy? Your co-pay is less than my therapist's, too bad it would be crossing state lines. 

That was rating the strongness of his sarcasm. On an Olympic gymnastics scale

 

I am to broke for therapy.  Humpty Dumptys home boys and what not 

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30 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

That was rating the strongness of his sarcasm. On an Olympic gymnastics scale

 

I am to broke for therapy.  Humpty Dumptys home boys and what not 

Ah okay. I was thinking you were a bargain. But your comments are priceless, really. ❤️  

 

I'm sorry to hear therapy's financially out of your reach. :( It has brought me so far over the past couple of years, and my new therapist (we do all sessions remotely now) has really helped me in being more assertive and self-confident after years of thinking I was a horrible person (conditioning by terrible partners).

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16 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Ah okay. I was thinking you were a bargain. But your comments are priceless, really. ❤️  

 

I'm sorry to hear therapy's financially out of your reach. :( It has brought me so far over the past couple of years, and my new therapist (we do all sessions remotely now) has really helped me in being more assertive and self-confident after years of thinking I was a horrible person (conditioning by terrible partners).

Sweet pea when I said I was to broke for therapy,  i should have said broken.

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1 hour ago, laylalex said:

Ah okay. I was thinking you were a bargain. But your comments are priceless, really. ❤️  

 

I'm sorry to hear therapy's financially out of your reach. :( It has brought me so far over the past couple of years, and my new therapist (we do all sessions remotely now) has really helped me in being more assertive and self-confident after years of thinking I was a horrible person (conditioning by terrible partners).

note that vj mods provide free therapy...

also - cut alex's sandwiches diagonally.

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4 hours ago, laylalex said:

He always gets them on the diagonal

Two guys are in an airport men's room, peeing into a trough urinal.  The guy on the left glances at the guy on the right and says, "You're Jewish, right?"

"Why, yes, I am!" says the second guy, mildly surprised.  They continue peeing.

"And you're from Chicago, right?" asks the first guy.

"Why, yes, I am!" says the second guy, more surprised.  "How did you know?"  They continue peeing.

"And your mohel was Rabbi Schvartz, wasn't it?" asks the first guy.

"Why, yes, he was!" says the second guy.  "Say -- we've never met before.  How do you know all about me?"

"You know how Rabbi Schvartz cuts on the bias?" asks the first guy.

"Yeah," says the second guy.

"You're peeing on my leg."

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11 hours ago, laylalex said:

Is that how much you're charging for therapy? Your co-pay is less than my therapist's, too bad it would be crossing state lines. 

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