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This story sounds fishy.

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Tail of the Sea: Man Complains of Stomach Pain, Doctors Find a Large Fish in His Rectum

Posted at 6:30 pm on June 9, 2020 by Alex Parker

 

[...]  A man in China accidentally shoved a large fish up his rectum.  [...]

 

Continues here: https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2020/06/09/man-china-abdominal-pain-emergency-room-tilapia-rectum-surgery-remove-fish/  

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Ban Hammer
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this sounds like a red herring.

Cyberfx1024
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I will have to dig out a picture of this water I found in one off of Topanga Canyon in a little store called Country Natural Food. It was supposedly the purest water in the world that was attuned to t

Nature Boy 2.0
Nature Boy 2.0

May I suggest a eccentric Alaskan recluse with a unhealthy fetish for crazy Russian women, 

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3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This story sounds fishy.

Not surprising.  ER Drs. often relay stories of interesting things found in interesting places.

 

I will add to the thread.  Loved the one where the inmate smuggled little blue pills into prison, I wonder if he disclosed to his customers where they came from.

 

https://www.medicaldaily.com/bottoms-6-strange-things-stuck-peoples-rectums-309132

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2 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Not surprising.  ER Drs. often relay stories of interesting things found in interesting places.

 

I will add to the thread.  Loved the one where the inmate smuggled little blue pills into prison, I wonder if he disclosed to his customers where they came from.

 

https://www.medicaldaily.com/bottoms-6-strange-things-stuck-peoples-rectums-309132

Why not, that’s most likely where the results were probably used

 

 

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Over the years I've heard amazing tales from my sister of the things they have to get out of a person's butt and stomach... things you wonder how the person isn't dead already. It's often the really elderly that shove the most puzzling objects..

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Had a friend attending nursing school tell us a story of a man who came in during her clinical phase with a softball where fish should not go.  Totally bizarre,  right? 

 

About 3 years later, my now ex-wife had the same guy come in during HER clinicals.  Same object stuck in the same place.  His story?  "I slipped and fell on it."

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I worked in an ER in a military hospital in Germany, the rectum  is not the only target ....

 

I saw a person that attempted a self vasectomy, ended up with total removal

 

Someone lost a bet that involved placing a class ring on their manhood, castrated because of gangrene

 

lightbulbs rectally inserted, lots of surgery to repair

 

There are lots more, these are the most tasteful

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4 minutes ago, Voice of Reason said:

Had a friend attending nursing school tell us a story of a man who came in during her clinical phase with a softball where fish should not go.  Totally bizarre,  right? 

 

About 3 years later, my now ex-wife had the same guy come in during HER clinicals.  Same object stuck in the same place.  His story?  "I slipped and fell on it."

foul ball!

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32 minutes ago, Randyandyuni said:

I worked in an ER in a military hospital in Germany, the rectum  is not the only target ....

 

I saw a person that attempted a self vasectomy, ended up with total removal

 

Someone lost a bet that involved placing a class ring on their manhood, castrated because of gangrene

 

lightbulbs rectally inserted, lots of surgery to repair

 

There are lots more, these are the most tasteful

Who goes so long with a class ring where it should not be and allows it to become gangrenous?

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Dashinka said:

Who goes so long with a class ring where it should not be and allows it to become gangrenous?

 

 

It swelled and got stuck, just 6-7 hours, ever see them geld sheep?

 

 

 

 

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