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U.S. Government Opens Hundreds Of Convenient Cash 4 Freedom Locations

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U.S.—Following the popular model of Cash4Gold, the U.S. government has started its own unique franchise. Americans will be able to turn in a variety of freedoms and rights in exchange for some quick cash!

“Cash 4 Freedom is able to give you top dollar for your unwanted freedoms”, said congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, “Basic rights, human rights, inalienable rights -- we’ll take 'em all! We’ll even accept the right to go outside, buy seeds, or even just wear Crocs!”

“I got $1200 for trading in my God-given freedoms!” said satisfied customer Rebecca Reimold. “All I did was give up the useless freedoms that I definitely won’t miss when they're gone!” Other Americans were hesitant to hand over their guns, free speech, and freedom of religion, but once they saw that enormous pile of cash they quickly changed their minds. “Now that my gun safe is a money safe I can sleep way better at night!” 

 

more at

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-government-opens-cash-4-freedom-franchise

 

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

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