The Homeless Woman

[Kathryn41 3,205]

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a

particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her

for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and

asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of

dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked

"No I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to

spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman

asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. " I haven't had my hair done

in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, " I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,

I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you

for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a

woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and

wine."

[Aymerlu 3]

Love it!

[MaydayDas 1]

[Dawny&Tommy 0]

[Dan J 277]

LOL !

[Saddle Bronc 124]

:lol:

[Nessa 23]

[*JG* 2]

Nice one!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

Bruce Hornsby?

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

Bruce Hornsby?

and get a haircut too

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

Bruce Hornsby?

and get a haircut too

Easy Rider?

[Ban Hammer 13,282]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

Bruce Hornsby?

and get a haircut too

Easy Rider?

George Thorogood

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I thought it was going to have some touching moral about being homeless.

here's your moral: get a job!

Bruce Hornsby?

and get a haircut too

Easy Rider?

George Thorogood

Ah...a great musician.