Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy

[neilsqueen 433]

I so needed this laugh!!!! Keep em coming

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

18 hours ago, sl1pstream said:

Hi, Mr Future President, this is OAN, with a question.

"Is it true that Democrats would open the country TODAY and reveal that this virus was sent here by Barrack Hussein Obama (some people forget that but I think it's really important) but don't because they're tired of all the winning?"

 

 

Edit: I really forgot where I was going with that question but I guess that adds to the authenticity.

I just wanted to comment that OAN to me needs to seriously step up it's game. The video content looks like it's 2008 and not 2020. Even on live broadcasts it is significantly worse than any other outlet out there.... That is why I tend to watch MSNBC when the anointed one speaks. 

[sl1pstream 551]

27 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I just wanted to comment that OAN to me needs to seriously step up it's game. The video content looks like it's 2008 and not 2020. Even on live broadcasts it is significantly worse than any other outlet out there.... That is why I tend to watch MSNBC when the anointed one speaks. 

I mean, their personalities look and act like they belong in an Anchorman movie, so at least they're consistent.

[90DayFinancier 910]

3 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I did watch Bill Maher say that he wanted a economic downturn to force Trump out

Can I be a Ambassador to the Philippines please ma'am?

Absolutely, right after you make the deal to purchase Greenland. 

[Steeleballz 7,550]

    I don't usually expect to find satire in a Babylonbee thread.  Thanks 90DF and sl1pstream.

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

5 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

 

Can I be a Ambassador to the Philippines please ma'am?

You take Manila, I’ll take cebu

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

45 minutes ago, Randyandyuni said:

You take Manila, I’ll take cebu

I'd rather just stay in Davao 

[laylalex 7,284]

Every time I see this topic title in the list, I think it says

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Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until Trump Gets A Good Credit Rating

and then I think: well, I guess we'll be on lockdown for a lot longer.

[Randyandyuni 2,682]

1 hour ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I'd rather just stay in Davao 

No consulate there is there?

[Crazy Cat 41,836]

On 4/27/2020 at 1:12 PM, Ban Hammer said:

 

 

WASHINGTON, D.C.—While President Trump and some Republican governors are pushing to reopen the country soon, Democrats are much more cautious as they see a looming disaster if America ends the shutdown early: Trump getting credit for a growing economy.

 

“Right now, we have record joblessness, and GDP is certainly going to take a huge hit,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. “That’s exactly what you want in an election year when you’re running against an incumbent. If we reverse that too soon, we’re basically helping Trump’s reelection.”

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-we-shouldnt-reopen-the-country-until-we-can-be-safe-from-trump-getting-credit-for-a-good-economy

 

 

 

 

 

 

Most won't say it out loud, but this is exactly what some of the Dems are thinking.....

[90DayFinancier 910]

2 hours ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

I'd rather just stay in Davao 

Lovely people, and pineapples and mango, you can keep the durian!

 

 

[sl1pstream 551]

1 hour ago, Lucky Cat said:

Most won't say it out loud, but this is exactly what some of the Dems are thinking.....

And this is why this junk gets fact checked.

Edited April 29, 2020 by sl1pstream

[90DayFinancier 910]

2 hours ago, Lucky Cat said:

Most won't say it out loud, but this is exactly what some of the Dems are thinking.....

Or is it what some think the Dems are thinking and won't say outloud, but they are saying outloud about the Dems.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

1 hour ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Lovely people, and pineapples and mango, you can keep the durian!

 

 

That's funny right there because my wife LOVES Durian with a passion. I have had many people look at me weird while I have been at the Asian markets buying Durian while living in CA and here in NC as well. Luckily I have a couple good machetes to open it with so she can eat it. I am used to the smell now but I hate the taste. 

1 hour ago, sl1pstream said:

And this is why this junk gets fact checked.

I have heard it first hand on Bill Maher on a couple of occasions. 

 

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2018/06/09/maher_im_hoping_for_a_crashing_economy_so_we_can_get_rid_of_trump_bring_on_the_recession.html#!

Edited April 29, 2020 by Cyberfx1024

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

5 hours ago, Lucky Cat said:

Most won't say it out loud, but this is exactly what some of the Dems are thinking.....

It's true, and funny! Of course, what makes it even funnier is the left's reaction to satire.

 

Can't humor, can't meme, can't fact check. 

Edited April 29, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds