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Democrats Warn We Shouldn’t Reopen The Country Until We Can Be Safe From Trump Getting Credit For A Good Economy

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—While President Trump and some Republican governors are pushing to reopen the country soon, Democrats are much more cautious as they see a looming disaster if America ends the shutdown early: Trump getting credit for a growing economy.

 

“Right now, we have record joblessness, and GDP is certainly going to take a huge hit,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. “That’s exactly what you want in an election year when you’re running against an incumbent. If we reverse that too soon, we’re basically helping Trump’s reelection.”

 

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-we-shouldnt-reopen-the-country-until-we-can-be-safe-from-trump-getting-credit-for-a-good-economy

 

 

 

 

 

 

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sl1pstream
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There's no way the economy would recover from this before November, even if everything opened again today.   BB still sucks at satire.

Steeleballz
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I don't usually expect to find satire in a Babylonbee thread.  Thanks 90DF and sl1pstream.

TBoneTX
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This is too close to the truth to really be funny.

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This is too close to the truth to really be funny.

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There's no way the economy would recover from this before November, even if everything opened again today.

 

BB still sucks at satire.

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2 hours ago, sl1pstream said:

There's no way the economy would recover from this before November, even if everything opened again today.

 

BB still sucks at satire.

Wash your mouth out! Lysol should do the trick.

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2 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Wash your mouth out! Lysol should do the trick.

Is that sarcasm or are you going to run for president?

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3 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

I am a very stable genius..and you are fake news!/s

I made a blog that says that you're fake news so you're fake news!

 

I know a doctor in musicology, so I know better than you!

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1 minute ago, sl1pstream said:

I made a blog that says that you're fake news so you're fake news!

The worst ratings ever on your blog, you're an emarassment, even lower ratings than CNN if  that is even possible. 

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5 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

The worst ratings ever on your blog, you're an emarassment, even lower ratings than CNN if  that is even possible. 

Hi, Mr Future President, this is OAN, with a question.

"Is it true that Democrats would open the country TODAY and reveal that this virus was sent here by Barrack Hussein Obama (some people forget that but I think it's really important) but don't because they're tired of all the winning?"

 

 

Edit: I really forgot where I was going with that question but I guess that adds to the authenticity.

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2 hours ago, sl1pstream said:

Hi, Mr Future President, this is OAN, with a question.

"Is it true that Democrats would open the country TODAY and reveal that this virus was sent here by Barrack Hussein Obama (some people forget that but I think it's really important) but don't because they're tired of all the winning?"

 

 

Edit: I really forgot where I was going with that question but I guess that adds to the authenticity.

I am glad you asked that incredibly softball question.  As you know, I inherited a mess. No president, some are saying in history or maybe even ever has had it as bad as me, and I get no credit from CNN or NYTimes, which as you know is fake news.

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Just now, 90DayFinancier said:

I am glad you asked that incredibly softball question.  As you know, I inherited a mess. No president, some are saying in history or maybe even ever has had it as bad as me, and I get no credit from CNN or NYTimes, which as you know is fake news.

We only ask the hard-hitting questions, sir. When you eventually become president, will you still remember how much we love you? As a follow-up, do you love us too or do you want me to fire myself and go back to writing for Babylon Bee?

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1 hour ago, sl1pstream said:

We only ask the hard-hitting questions, sir. When you eventually become president, will you still remember how much we love you? As a follow-up, do you love us too or do you want me to fire myself and go back to writing for Babylon Bee?

Just stay the way you are, I am going to make you ambassador of some former Russian satellite.

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53 minutes ago, 90DayFinancier said:

some former Russian satellite

Known in consular-officer lingo as the "Ickystans."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This is too close to the truth to really be funny.

I did watch Bill Maher say that he wanted a economic downturn to force Trump out

11 hours ago, 90DayFinancier said:

Just stay the way you are, I am going to make you ambassador of some former Russian satellite.

Can I be a Ambassador to the Philippines please ma'am?

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