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[TBoneTX 45,571]

7 hours ago, Steeleballz said:

You just didn't know it had a name.

A grasshopper walked into a tavern and sat down at the bar.

The bartender said, "Say, did you know that we have a drink named after you?"

"Really?" said the grasshopper.  "You have a drink named Ed?"

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

13 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

A grasshopper walked into a tavern and sat down at the bar.

The bartender said, "Say, did you know that we have a drink named after you?"

"Really?" said the grasshopper.  "You have a drink named Ed?"

A piece of string walks in to a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says are you a piece of string, because I do not serve strings in this bar?"

The string, thinking quickly says, "I'm a frayed knot!"

[TBoneTX 45,571]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar and all forgot the punchline, so they turned around and left.  THE END.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar and all forgot the punchline, so they turned around and left.  THE END.

A minister, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar.  The bartender glances at them and says, "I think I spotted a typo."

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Now that one's worth repeating.  Once.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

A rapist, a money launderer and thief walked in a Bar.

 

The bartender said. Good evening President Clinton and Secretary Clinton the usual? 

[sl1pstream 551]

40 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

A rapist, a money launderer and thief walked in a Bar.

 

The bartender said. Good evening President Clinton and Secretary Clinton the usual? 

And this is why there aren't any good, huge right-wing comedians. 😛

Edited April 13, 2020 by sl1pstream

[Ban Hammer 13,419]

2 minutes ago, sl1pstream said:

And this is why there aren't any good, huge right-wing comedians. 😛

there are, just left wind comedians don't get the punchline.

[sl1pstream 551]

17 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

there are, just left wind comedians don't get the punchline.

We do, it just stopped being funny after the first million jokes. At some point y'all just need to come up with a new punchline.

[Ban Hammer 13,419]

50 minutes ago, sl1pstream said:

We do, it just stopped being funny after the first million jokes. At some point y'all just need to come up with a new punchline.

now you know how many conservatives feel about the punchline of "trump/orange man bad"

[sl1pstream 551]

10 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

now you know how many conservatives feel about the punchline of "trump/orange man bad"

Have you actually watched any comedy that wasn't right-wing over the last few years? That's not really a punchline in any of them.
There are some that deal with the actual real consequences of his and the republican party's actions, but they're never as simple as "trump bad" and never the main focus of the special.
Aside from that, there's still a huge difference between building a joke around the consequences of his policies and using the same lazy lie as your punchline every time.

Edited April 13, 2020 by sl1pstream

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

2 minutes ago, sl1pstream said:

Have you actually watched any comedy that wasn't right-wing over the last few years? That's not really a punchline in any of them.
There are some that deal with the actual real consequences of his and the republican party's actions, but they're never as simple as "trump bad" and never the main focus of the special.
Aside from that, there's still a huge difference between saying that he's bad and using actual lies as your punchline.

Have you? I used to watch every major roast since the 90s, especially the CC roasts, all rife overwhelmingly with left wing comedians and celebrities, before it devolved into orange man bad tirades and made the entire thing weird even for those people. Looking at how the left react at comedy even by those they politically agree with, it's clear this TDS has affected their sense of humor, among other things.

 

Not to worry, the rest of us still have one regardless. 👍

 

 

[Ban Hammer 13,419]

6 minutes ago, sl1pstream said:

Have you actually watched any comedy that wasn't right-wing over the last few years? That's not really a punchline in any of them.

Aside from that, there's still a huge difference between building a joke around the consequences of his policies and using the same lazy lie as your punchline every time.

of course!  congress is a full time comedy show.

and what same lazy lie would that be?

[Dashinka 24,628]

3 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Have you? I used to watch every major roast since the 90s, especially the CC roasts, all rife overwhelmingly with left wing comedians and celebrities, before it devolved into orange man bad tirades and made the entire thing weird even for those people. Looking at how the left react at comedy even by those they politically agree with, it's clear this TDS has affected their sense of humor, among other things.

 

Not to worry, the rest of us still have one regardless. 👍

 

 

Do people on the Left actually think Samatha Bee is funny?

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

6 minutes ago, Dashinka said:

Do people on the Left actually think Samatha Bee is funny?

She can be, she just recognizes her differentiated appeal is no longer to actual comedy. 

 

Same logic behind the left's "Wolfe" thing, without irony, saying Trump can't handle a joke even though he's been on one of the very roasts I mentioned where people joked to his face about him fantasizing about his daughter, joking about assassination, etc. Wife and I watched that roast a few days ago and its still funny. 

 

Interestingly, their reaction is also comedy, they just don't know it.

 

Edited April 13, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds