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MENLO PARK, CA—By popular demand, Facebook is awarding everyone a printable medical degree. 

 

Medical degrees used to be hard to get, but now, all you need to do is comment your medical opinions on Facebook. Then, you'll automatically get a message with a link to your very own M.D. You can print it out and hang it on your wall. Then, when someone asks if you have any qualifications to back up one of your medical statements, you can just point to it and say, "Ya burnt."

"The biggest problem with our platform is many people comment on medical things but have no medical background," said Mark Zuckerberg. "Now, everyone on Facebook is officially a doctor. Problem solved."


more at https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-to-award-everyone-printable-medical-degree

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1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

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MENLO PARK, CA—By popular demand, Facebook is awarding everyone a printable medical degree. 

 

Medical degrees used to be hard to get, but now, all you need to do is comment your medical opinions on Facebook. Then, you'll automatically get a message with a link to your very own M.D. You can print it out and hang it on your wall. Then, when someone asks if you have any qualifications to back up one of your medical statements, you can just point to it and say, "Ya burnt."

"The biggest problem with our platform is many people comment on medical things but have no medical background," said Mark Zuckerberg. "Now, everyone on Facebook is officially a doctor. Problem solved."


more at https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-to-award-everyone-printable-medical-degree

Why not. It seems everyone on VJ is an expert epidemiologist 

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Don't even need a medical degree to report this:  my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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Wait, was this an April fools thing or...? I can see computer users of a certain demographic taking it seriously...

 

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Don't even need a medical degree to report this:  my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

Bottle that and sell it! 

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2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Don't even need a medical degree to report this:  my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

YOU DID IT!!!! YOU MADE A FUNNY!!!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 

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1 hour ago, millefleur said:

Bottle that and sell it! 

Given the utter unavailability of hand-sanitizer, good idea, si MF ma'am.

1 hour ago, Voice of Reason said:

YOU DID IT!!!! YOU MADE A FUNNY!!!!!!

YOU DID IT!!!!  YOU WROTE THE RESPONSE (with upvote) THAT YOU SHOULD GIVE TO ALL MY FUNNIES!!!!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Don't even need a medical degree to report this:  my body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.

Now that was funny.  :rofl:

 

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9 hours ago, Voice of Reason said:

YOU DID IT!!!! YOU MADE A FUNNY!!!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: 

I thought the same thing

 Mildly amusing but still humorous.  Wonder if ms tbone wrote it 

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16 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Wonder if ms tbone wrote it 

Mrs. T-B. has no detectable sense of humor for written humor.  Visual is a different story.

13 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

TB bought by P&G.

I cannot be bought, and it was by SC Johnson, not P&G.

4 hours ago, Voice of Reason said:

All both of them.

You attended the math section of NB's spelling skool.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mrs. T-B. has no detectable sense of humor for written humor.  Visual is a different story.

I cannot be bought, and it was by SC Johnson, not P&G.

You attended the math section of NB's spelling skool.

I suspect her lack of sense of humor,  may not be the issue 

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9 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

I suspect her lack of sense of humor,  may not be the issue 

Might be my harem of 6 blondes.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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