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19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

As of a couple of days ago around here, 19-county region, pop. 7,600,000:

 

~13,000 diagnosed cases = 0.0017% of population

   354 deaths = 0.0000465% of population

 

Gee whiz.

Your not good at math, are you? 

 

7,600,000 pop and 13000 cases = 0.17%

 

deaths are 0.00465%

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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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A family friend that falls into the high risk category, has been in the hospital since this whole COVID stuff started. We were very alarmed by this but they had many negative tests since that day. Eventually they thought they had them stabilized and they discharged them to a rehab/nursing home. Knowing the state statistics with such facilities (the majority of our deaths) we were even more concerned. My sister spoke to them two weeks ago, probably the longest they had talked in a long time, and they were cheerful and ready to 'get out and get home'.

 

This week we could not get any info about them and it took some detective work on our part and several individuals demanding help from outside sources to get a wellness check. Apparently they had suddenly become ''sick'' and the home was more than happy to let them get to near death. After some struggle the family managed to facilitate immediate removal and now they are in the ICU. Tonight they are in the OR trying to save their life. Sepsis and COVID (oh yes now positive!) has ravaged their body to the point they may lose both legs and kidneys are failing. I honestly don't think they will make it...

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3 hours ago, yuna628 said:

A family friend that falls into the high risk category, has been in the hospital since this whole COVID stuff started. We were very alarmed by this but they had many negative tests since that day. Eventually they thought they had them stabilized and they discharged them to a rehab/nursing home. Knowing the state statistics with such facilities (the majority of our deaths) we were even more concerned. My sister spoke to them two weeks ago, probably the longest they had talked in a long time, and they were cheerful and ready to 'get out and get home'.

 

This week we could not get any info about them and it took some detective work on our part and several individuals demanding help from outside sources to get a wellness check. Apparently they had suddenly become ''sick'' and the home was more than happy to let them get to near death. After some struggle the family managed to facilitate immediate removal and now they are in the ICU. Tonight they are in the OR trying to save their life. Sepsis and COVID (oh yes now positive!) has ravaged their body to the point they may lose both legs and kidneys are failing. I honestly don't think they will make it...

Sad. Sorry

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On 5/14/2020 at 9:15 PM, Neonred said:

not good at math

Not good at decimal placement, certainly.

 

Actually, 5 out of 4 people are bad at math, and I'm at least one of them. :P 

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Not good at decimal placement, certainly.

 

Actually, 5 out of 4 people are bad at math, and I'm at least one of them. :P 

After the division you need to multiply by 100 to get %

 

But I certainly enjoyed pointing out your mistake!  LOL

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If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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On 5/16/2020 at 5:56 AM, Ban Hammer said:

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You laugh but its bloody annoying.  Some lady, wrong way down the aisle, two of us waiting to go down the aisle, and lady is trying to wave us by.  I got annoyed and said no, YOU go, i need to go down there and its not my fault you cant pay attention to the arrows. 

The aisle isnt wide enough at the end to get down side by side so I couldn't even squeeze by like I normally do with people who cant be bothered. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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I think that the worker and the manager handled this very professionally:

 

Not wanting to wear a mask because of HIPAA (????how) doesn't mean you get to enter the store without a mask. She was presented with the option of having her shopping done for her and yet that wasn't satisfactory because she needed to buy "private things." What's so private? Tampons? An enema? Lube? It's not like the checkout person isn't going to clock your two-pack of Fleet or your K-Y. And if you choose self-checkout (which that Gelson's may not even have), it's not like their computers aren't taking stock of that. 

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On 5/16/2020 at 7:34 AM, Neonred said:

I certainly enjoyed pointing out your mistake!  LOL

       A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street café, watching people going into and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.

       First, they see two people going into the house.  Time passes.  After a while, they notice three people coming out of the house.
       The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate."
       The biologist says,  "They have reproduced."
       The mathematician says,  "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
 

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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6 hours ago, 90DayFinancier said:

He forgot to carry the 1?

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde enter a bar.  They approach the bartender, who asks for their orders.

"What'll you have?" he asks the brunette.

"A Bee-Ell," says the brunette.
"A Bee-Ell?" asks the bartender.

"Yes!" says the brunette.  "A Bud Light, you idiot!"

 

"What'll you have?" the bartender asks the redhead.

"A Cee-Ell," she responds.
"A Cee-Ell?" asks the bartender.

"Yes, you idiot!" answers the redhead.  "A Coors Light, a Coors Light!"

 

"What'll you have?" the bartender asks the blonde.

"A fifteen," she replies.
"A fifteen?" asks the bartender.
"Yes!" says the blonde.  "A Seven-&-Seven. Don't you know ANYTHING?"

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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