All things Corona Virus

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

8 minutes ago, Sonotony said:

What are you talking about!?!?

 

The media has been 100% fair, helpful, informative and non-partisan 

CNN: Adam Schiff ought to invite the virus to a non-partisan impeachment hearing on Trump.

Lefty media on front pages: "It's over. [Trump face looking down]"

 

[fast forward to virus hearing]

 

Adam Schiff: Thank you all for coming to this extraordinary hearing. This amazing virus tried to spread from an undisclosed location somewhere on this planet to stop Trump from destroying America, but clearly Trump is intent on subverting the Constitution and America.

Adam: Now, Covid, I understand this is a stressful time for you, Trump as we speak is trying to find ways to commit genocide on your kind. How is this tolerable in a diverse, welcoming country like the United States?

Covid: It's not, even though I just came to America through the respiratory tract of--

Adam: See, Trump has clearly conspired against the United States and against immigrants by attacking this peaceful migrant. Is there any end to this President's bigotry?

Devin Nunes: Covid, where did you originate fro--

Adam: We'll have no attempts to out the virus here, ranking member Nunes is out of order. 

Elise Stefanik: Covid, what kind of virus--

Adam: We'll have no attempts to out the virus. How did it make you feel, Covid, when Trump slandered you in front of the cameras and on Twitter?

Covid: I felt threatened, it was embarrass--

Adam: In the last 5 minutes my staff has written up articles of impeachment against the President, approved by Chairman Nadler of the House Judiciary. In light of the emergent situation we'll just vote on it now to send to the floor, clerk will call the roll. Actually, to hell with it, we know we have a majority, we'll just go to the floor now. Committee dismissed. *hits gavel*

 

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23 minutes ago, Sonotony said:

Will Joe Biden be there?

In his basement, staying 6ft away from the Ladies would do his head in.

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BTW my local Supermarket looked pretty normal yesterday, just missing the paper products and you had to pay with a card.

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Flipped over to CNN for a bit

 

I learned

 

The Virus is racist

FEMA i falling apart

If you dont have direct accessibility to Jared Kushner you get no help

 

I got sick and turned channel 

sounds like you could do more productive things, like fall off a ladder, than watch that drivel.

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[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

sounds like you could do more productive things, like fall off a ladder, than watch that drivel.

Sometimes you got to take a peek

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

A reporter just asked Trump if he was planning to pardon the Tiger King. 😄😄😄

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

'I'll take a look': Trump jokingly responds to question about pardoning 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/04/08/trump-pardon-tiger-king-joe-exotic-president-jokes-hell-take-look/2974314001/

[yuna628 9,676]

Remember to always hold your loved ones close and never take a day for granted.

 

 

 

Edited April 9, 2020 by yuna628

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

5 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

 

sounds like you could do more productive things, like fall off a ladder, than watch that drivel.

Sadly, for some people. work might actually be SAFER than staying at home tryna avoid covid.  *cough*

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

1 minute ago, Voice of Reason said:

Sadly, for some people. work might actually be SAFER than staying at home tryna avoid covid.  *cough*

heck i'm tired just watching all the work you do in the photos 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

6 minutes ago, Voice of Reason said:

Sadly, for some people. work might actually be SAFER than staying at home tryna avoid covid.  *cough*

Planing on going for a walk and using my ZTR mower tommorow,  since my wife is off and can call EMS.

Of course being Filipina she first chastised me for being carless, checked to see if I reslly tore the mirror off, then checkec the drivway cam to if the camera caught it.

After that I got a how is your leg 

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

2 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Planing on going for a walk and using my ZTR mower tommorow,  since my wife is off and can call EMS.

Of course being Filipina she first chastised me for being carless, checked to see if I reslly tore the mirror off, then checkec the drivway cam to if the camera caught it.

After that I got a how is your leg 

ZTR mower?  Oh lawd, please tell me you have kevlar shin guards and steel toe boots and ballistic face shield???

Edited April 9, 2020 by Voice of Reason

[Ban Hammer 13,347]

11 minutes ago, Voice of Reason said:

ZTR mower?  Oh lawd, please tell me you have kevlar shin guards and steel toe boots and ballistic face shield???

i hate ztr mowers.