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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And precisely what was his blood pressure, cardiac troponin level, hematocrit, brain natriuretic peptide level, and oxygen saturation reading on ambient air, huh man? :bonk: 

He did not volunteer all that , your royal exalted poo bahniss.  Lol 

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8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

     The zookeeper passed by the monkey's cage and was astonished to see the primate reading two books side-by-side:  The Holy Bible, and Darwin's "The Origin of Species."

     "Why are you reading those two books?" he asked the monkey.

     The monkey responded, "I'm trying to determine whether I'm my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

That was close to funny.  Keep up the sruggle.

 

Do you know why cannibals dont eat clowns?

 

They taste funny 

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We have the solution:

 

 

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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47 minutes ago, Boiler said:

We have the solution:

 

 

Maybe she and Grandma Gaga can team up.

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3 hours ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Do you know why cannibals dont eat clowns?

They taste funny 

The staleness of this is the yeast of your worries.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

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12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

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Viral video advises washing fruit and vegetables with soap: Here's why that's a bad idea
 

https://www.foxnews.com/science/viral-video-advises-washing-fruit-and-vegetables-with-soap-heres-why-thats-a-bad-idea

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Just a little humor from Down Under.

 

Coronavirus-fighting Australian scientist hospitalized after getting magnets stuck in nose
 

https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-australian-scientist-hospitalized-magnets-stuck-in-nose-20200331-idaeyw2a2zfjnegvka7djpwqwq-story.html

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91522341_2599984903602986_79178773252056

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

91522341_2599984903602986_79178773252056

Breaking News: LA, SF, Chicago, NYC, Philadelphia, Seattle, Portland all join #TeamCoronavirus and become Covid-19 sanctuaries.

 

Trump is clearly not pro-life, and is no better than Hitler by trying to commit genocide on Covid-19. 

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22 hours ago, laylalex said:

Ahhh, okay. But really, if you are interested in what's going on in the second largest city in the country (and the largest county) that article has a LOT of data that you might find useful. :) 

I'll check it out, thanks

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8 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

91522341_2599984903602986_79178773252056

 

Why cases in Houston and Arizona then?  Oh wait, because one has nothing to do with the other... 

 

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https://xkcd.com/1138/

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1 hour ago, Lemonslice said:

Why cases in Houston

Officially or not, Houston is also a sanctuary city.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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