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How about the Race Across America or the Tour Divide on a tandem?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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1 minute ago, Boiler said:

How about the Race Across America or the Tour Divide on a tandem?

Lol, no tandem. Voldy used to say he was surprised I managed to get a pushbike to go in a mostly straight line. There will be no car or bike racing for me. That is alllll him.

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On 3/7/2020 at 12:23 PM, laylalex said:

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2020/mar/05/nine-out-of-10-people-found-to-be-biased-against-women

 

It's International Women's Day tomorrow. Try not to be biased, and that goes for all of us, of every sex and gender. 

My wife used to remind me how important this day is, and she always expected something very special from me.

 

Fortunately I have broken her from these outrageous expectations.  It just took a little time.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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NOTE TO MOTHERS! On #InternationalWomensDay it is your responsibility to remind your daughters that no matter what they do in life, and no matter how much they achieve, they will *always* be oppressed. Understanding this is the key to their empowerment.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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Well, my mother texted me to remind me that if it wasn't for one particular woman I wouldn't be here and she expects more visits home now that I'm living closer and did I see Warren last night on SNL? That was the IWD message I got from my mother. 

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She has a point:

 

 

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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16 minutes ago, Boiler said:

She has a point:

 

 

I caught most of the cold open last night and shrieked when Warren herself appeared. I love her mom energy. Alex said like Judge Janeane I am going to live forever which I thought was not funny and not accurate. He of course thought it was quite amusing. 

 

Did I mention I think we set a date? October 24th. It works with half term. Assembling the girls in 2 weeks for dress shopping. Tomorrow I'm going to start looking for a venue. 

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5 hours ago, laylalex said:

Well, my mother texted me to remind me that if it wasn't for one particular woman I wouldn't be here and she expects more visits home now that I'm living closer and did I see Warren last night on SNL? That was the IWD message I got from my mother. 

So March the 8th is a 2nd Mother’s Day?

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1 minute ago, Bill & Katya said:

So March the 8th is a 2nd Mother’s Day?

Third

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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4 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

So March the 8th is a 2nd Mother’s Day?

 

2 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Third

It was an excuse to remind me to call and/or come visit. Apparently I missed an opportunity for brunch with her and my sister. I do not think it was a bottomless brunch though. 

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March 22nd - hit her twice she will be impressed.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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10 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

So March the 8th is a 2nd Mother’s Day?

 

9 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Third

Who has two or three mothers???

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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3 minutes ago, laylalex said:

UK mother's day is not on the same day as the US one. UK one also has some religious overtones I believe. 

Silly me.  Kind of like how we celebrate Christmas twice.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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1 minute ago, Neonred said:

Silly me.  Kind of like how we celebrate Christmas twice.

Sort of but vaguely, more akin to how you miss Boxing Day. and Good Friday and Easter Monday.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

 

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