New Law Would Allow Millennials To Stay On Their Parents' Netflix Account Until They're 35

[Dashinka 24,662]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new bill proposed in Congress would allow millennials to stay on their parents' Netflix account until they turn 35.
 

 

The law would force parents to keep their kids on their Netflix accounts much longer. While traditionally, children have broken away from their parents and gotten their own Netflix accounts when they turn 18, this generation has stayed on their parents' Netflix accounts longer and longer.

"Every millennial deserves universal Netflix coverage," said one sponsor of the bill. "Netflix is a human right, after all."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-would-allow-millennials-to-stay-on-their-parents-netflix-account-until-theyre-35

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

I can't believe Congress is wasting its time with stuff like this.

[Dashinka 24,662]

47 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

I can't believe Congress is wasting its time with stuff like this.

You did check the source right?

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

12 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

You did check the source right?

Did I? 🐵

 

😉

Edited March 4, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[Dashinka 24,662]

1 minute ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Did I? 🐵

 

😉

Yes, Congress is famous for wasting time on such frivolity, that is what makes this one sound so believable.

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

7 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

Yes, Congress is famous for wasting time on such frivolity, that is what makes this one sound so believable.

Right? 

 

But.. I think you've mistaken me for someone who took the bait.

 

Edited March 4, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[Steeleballz 7,550]

22 minutes ago, Bill & Katya said:

You did check the source right?

 

    With good satire, you shouldn't have to check the source. Then again, it's BabylonBee, so good satire is not really going to be part of the equation.

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

Thankfully we have a sense of humor and were able to tell it was satire without checking the source. The source is simply icing on the cake.

Edited March 4, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[laylalex 7,293]

You mean I'm going to have to start paying for my own Netflix???? 

[Dashinka 24,662]

44 minutes ago, Steeleballz said:

 

    With good satire, you shouldn't have to check the source. Then again, it's BabylonBee, so good satire is not really going to be part of the equation.

You could say that about any entity that specializes with political satire.  SNL is a joke, The Onion is not much better than the Bee.  Actually, the best political satire comes from the mainstream media.

[Steeleballz 7,550]

1 hour ago, Bill & Katya said:

You could say that about any entity that specializes with political satire.  SNL is a joke, The Onion is not much better than the Bee.  Actually, the best political satire comes from the mainstream media.

 

  I think the political satire sites are often focusing too hard on the politics, and sometimes neglecting the satire. The best satire focuses on the absurd and lets people work it out for themselves. Political sites lose the subtlety because they are trying to spoon feed people. It's why it sometimes just looks like fake news rather than satire.

[Orangesapples 1,954]

Is this the onion? 

[Dashinka 24,662]

17 minutes ago, Steeleballz said:

 

  I think the political satire sites are often focusing too hard on the politics, and sometimes neglecting the satire. The best satire focuses on the absurd and lets people work it out for themselves. Political sites lose the subtlety because they are trying to spoon feed people. It's why it sometimes just looks like fake news rather than satire.

There was a time when the story I posted in the OP would have been considered absurd.

4 minutes ago, Orangesapples said:

Is this the onion? 

Babylon Bee

[Steeleballz 7,550]

3 minutes ago, Orangesapples said:

Is this the onion? 

 

   It's BabylonBee. The Onion's monopoly on poor satire ended a while ago.

[Steeleballz 7,550]

1 minute ago, Bill & Katya said:

There was a time when the story I posted in the OP would have been considered absurd.

 

 

  I guess we can give them some credit. They did seem to catch one person with this one.