Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3

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BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

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[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The other day a cat crossed the street in front of me and my wife with a squirrel hanging from its jaws...

[almaty 19]

man, that squirrel was frisky...

fischy, i hoped you ran over the cat....i hate predators

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

No we were walking on the street.

I've never seen a cat catch a squirrel before - they're usually too fast. My parents cat tried for years, but could never do it and had to settle for small birds.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

This is a bit more hardcore.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england...rcs/3027681.stm

...the badger slowly approached, then attacked him, latching on to his arm and tearing his flesh away.

"I never envisaged I would be seeing my own insides," he said.

"When you actually see your tendons, muscles and nerves, it looks like wire hanging out.

"I once saw a Spielberg movie where a soldier was shot and he looked at his wound with horror on his face. It is only in the last couple of days I realise just how he managed to capture this."

Mr Fitzgerald eventually managed to shake off the badger, who has been named Boris.

..."The house is still spattered with blood and there's a bit of arm flesh on the front door. The whole thing has been traumatic," he said.

[almaty 19]

Badger are ornery

[Sinergy 3]

freakin psycho Squirrel's LMAO

[Nessa 23]

I better watch out myself, lots of squirrels here, I'll never know if there's a psycho one between them

[Sinergy 3]

in my neighborhood those lil turds actually sit on the curb and as soon as i drive close they run out infront of my car. Its INSANE

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I always thought a great device for an assassination scene in a James Bond film would be to have a guy drive his car off a cliff after a passing motorist casually tossed a sackful of enraged ferrets through his open side window.

I imagine it would be rather difficult to control a speeding car with ferrets hanging off your fingers...

[jundp 191]

Um. #######?

The squirrels here are pretty mild. And well, nice Not so sure I'm ready to go back to Germany after that story.

[Ban Hammer 13,346]

freakin psycho Squirrel's LMAO

the story made me think about the "crazy rabid squirrel" in the movie "over the hedge"

[viccardenas 0]

freakin psycho Squirrel's LMAO

the story made me think about the "crazy rabid squirrel" in the movie "over the hedge"

Reminds me of the bunny rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

[Scott & Lai 12]

freakin psycho Squirrel's LMAO

the story made me think about the "crazy rabid squirrel" in the movie "over the hedge"

Reminds me of the bunny rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Or the nut-testing squirrels from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which push Veruca Salt and her father down the garbage chute

[Ladylethal 12]

That squirrel is totally related to the rabitt from Monty Python!