Headless zombie wanders San Francisco

[mawilson 2,133]

Since western businesses have already lost an estimated five billion working hours

to Google Maps' Street View facility, as employees eschew their duties to scour the

US's highways and byways for hot Las Vegas babes and **-puffing lawyers, it should

come as no surprise that it didn't take them long to find the first evidence of the

headless zombie menace threatening San Francisco:

As those of you who've seen 1978 bloodfest Dawn of the Dead will recall, a head-shot

is the only sure way to stop the undead in their tracks. In this case, however, an

alternative plan is clearly required.

Street View link here.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

That'll be a tough one - no head to shoot it in.

At least its got no gums to bite anyone.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

That'll be a tough one - no head to shoot it in.

At least its got no gums to bite anyone.

All he can do is fondle someone to death.

[almaty 19]

or hug them tight

[one...two...tree 2,762]

or hug them tight

That would be the end of San Francisco.

[almaty 19]

or hug them tight

That would be the end of San Francisco.

i am sure that corpse has been buggered already....no comment, where the head went too

[one...two...tree 2,762]

or hug them tight

That would be the end of San Francisco.

i am sure that corpse has been buggered already....no comment, where the head went too

Give me head takes on a whole new meaning.

[almaty 19]

or hug them tight

That would be the end of San Francisco.

i am sure that corpse has been buggered already....no comment, where the head went too

Give me head takes on a whole new meaning.

also, give me head until i am dead...

[Saddle Bronc 124]

Contrary to Mark's point, undead can be stopped by putting an ashwood stake through the heart region.

So--whittle an 2 metre ash dowel to a pencil point, sinter that and poke.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Contrary to Mark's point, undead can be stopped by putting an ashwood stake through the heart region.

So--whittle an 2 metre ash dowel to a pencil point, sinter that and poke.

What if you just throw them into one of those tree shredders? I'll bet that would slow 'em down.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Ways to kill the

.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Ways to kill the

.

Dead Rising...if they could have only taken it beyond a concept.

Shawn of the Dead, actually had a good story line and good character development - things that many action games just haven't figured out how to do well.

[JoeMama 0]

I look at that zombie and all I can think about is giving that headless chopf##k a kick to the balls! It's not like he's going to see it coming! He couldn't cry for help either!

[Saddle Bronc 124]

I look at that zombie and all I can think about is giving that headless chopf##k a kick to the balls! It's not like he's going to see it coming! He couldn't cry for help either!

Eh, best way is to take the sintered-ash penciled dowel I descriped earlier and poke the zombie there; maybe one could take a forked branch and make a multiprong dowel (to be used like an ashwood pitchfork) and make it more effective.

[almaty 19]

Ways to kill the

.

Dead Rising...if they could have only taken it beyond a concept.

Shawn of the Dead, actually had a good story line and good character development - things that many action games just haven't figured out how to do well.

i agree..a great film..i did not see the cop one..i wonder if it was any good?