Another Rainy Thursday in OT

[Nessa 23]

gossip?

late for work?

leave early?

[William33 110]

Read the newspaper

Work late

[Ban Hammer 13,594]

plot revenge against a co-worker

[brnidokiegurl 0]

not sure about you all but i never did this one.....

[Nessa 23]

me neither. I'm a saint

fart?

burp?

yawn?

shred papers?

use the fax machine?

use the copy machine?

put a garbage can on your desk and write ''IN'' ?

Edited June 14, 2007 by nessaandcharles

[brnidokiegurl 0]

how you know you didnt do this one yet nessa you dont know the answer

[Sinergy 3]

shoot our co-workers?

[Nessa 23]

how you know you didnt do this one yet nessa you dont know the answer

I just laughed out loud and my co-workers obviously heard it

[brnidokiegurl 0]

and after yesterday i sure cant post this one

Subject: Husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the

store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may

choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a

woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to

the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who

can handle the truth!

[Lance27 19]

Borrowed office supplies for use in the office?

Borrowed office supplies for use at home?

Borrowed a co-workers pen?... and never returned it?

[Emancipation 2]

HA HA HA !!

and after yesterday i sure cant post this one

Subject: Husband store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the

store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may

choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a

woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to

the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who

can handle the truth!

[Nessa 23]

i've heard that one before still funny tho.

[Emancipation 2]

What's the question? After yesterday I'm lost tee hee

[Nessa 23]

what do 41% of us do every week at work....

steal office suplies?

steal toilet paper?

pee and not wash their hands? eek

[brnidokiegurl 0]

how you know you didnt do this one yet nessa you dont know the answer

I just laughed out loud and my co-workers obviously heard it

sometimes i will do that and my boss will say are you on that site again, but i sit right outside her door and she can seeeeeee so sometimes i do have to look a little more busy. i usually wait till she goes out to smoke.....