How Dogs and Men Are the Same

[almaty 19]

Stirring the sh--, hey brother? :lol:

well, brother arijit not around today sister..

[~Jackie~ 30]

twisty knickers.......

jackie

(((brother dean-i apoligize for my twisty knickers))))))))))

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Stirring the sh--, hey brother? :lol:

well, brother arijit not around today sister..

It's all good with me. I didn't see why everyone got in such an uproar over the other one. And I am a woman.

[Kez/JWolf 6]

OMG your jokes are so funny........

Loved the one in the now closed thread too......

Kez 100% female and not bothered by a few jokes....

Kez

Edited June 13, 2007 by Niagaenola

[almaty 19]

twisty knickers.......

jackie

(((brother dean-i apoligize for my twisty knickers))))))))))

aw, no apologies ever needed from my sweet sister jackie ...brother dean

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

[isleta521 5]

[Kez/JWolf 6]

Here one.......

Subject: FW: FBI JOB OPENING

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter

what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife

sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.

I had to beat the SOB to death with the chair."

MORAL : Women are evil

Don't mess with them

Kez

[Lance27 19]

[doodlebug 3]

Here one.......

Subject: FW: FBI JOB OPENING

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter

what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife

sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.

I had to beat the SOB to death with the chair."

MORAL : Women are evil

Don't mess with them

Kez

omg

roflmaoooo!!!!!!!

I've read that before but it STILL cracks me up!!

[derekkj 0]

And another one - this is turning into the joke thread

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at

the ####### table. A very attractive blonde

woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet

twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a

single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I

feel much luckier when I play topless.'

With that, she stripped to the waist;

rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on,

baby.... Southern Girl needs new

clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped

up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES!

YES! I WON! I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers... and

then picked up her winnings and her clothes,

and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other

dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,

'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know... I

thought you were watching.'

Moral

---

Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all

blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are

men.

[trueimage 0]

lol

[JoeMama 0]

Stirring the sh--, hey brother? :lol:

well, brother arijit not around today sister..

It's all good with me. I didn't see why everyone got in such an uproar over the other one. And I am a woman.

Because you're cool and they're not.

[almaty 19]

Here one.......

Subject: FW: FBI JOB OPENING

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background

checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the

men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter

what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife

sitting in a chair.

Kill Her!!!"

"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the

gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.

I had to beat the SOB to death with the chair."

MORAL : Women are evil

Don't mess with them

Kez

...good one sister Kez

[rclouse 0]

Polygamy: being married to too many wives.

Monogamy: same thing.