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it is a joke ..and my sister is not the kind to offend anyone.....

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

Will it make a man lose his sense of humour too?

Here's a great read on Sarah Silverman's comedic genius...

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.d...EDITOR/51111001

Silverman talks about the way people talk about the things they know nothing about and don't know how to talk about. She takes the kinds of stupid, bigoted things people actually say (or think, even if they don't realize it) and takes them just one step further. One of her most famous lines begins as one of those self-dramatizing celebrity revelations you see famous people make on talk shows and famous-people-news shows: "I was raped by a doctor,” she confesses, pausing to give a heavy, uncomfortable silence its proper weight. “Which is so bittersweet for a Jewish girl...” As she delivers the joke, you can feel her thinking it through to its illogically logical conclusion. Her jokes turn themselves around on the audience the way Hitchcock turns voyeurism around on Jimmy Stewart (and the audience) in "Rear Window." Suddenly you're looking at yourself through the other side of the lens.

When she treats abortion as if it were the most off-hand thing in the world, she makes you see the absurdity and superficiality of "pro-life" depictions of The Kinds Of Women Who Seek Abortions, as if an abortion itself was an enjoyable activity worth compulsively or spontaneously craving: "I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion — and it turns out I was just thirsty."

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:lol:

I liked it. And I don't feel offended by it. It's just a joke.



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The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

Will it make a man lose his sense of humour too?

I have a sense of humor. Yours is pretty fukced up if you think this joke was funny.

lemme drink a few beers and i'll get back to you :lol:

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not sure since i dont drink, could it be that these things do happen with(some) women that doooo like argue excessively, talk continually, couldnt drive, wont apoligize etc

The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

I am 100% in agreeance here.

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2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

:lol: I think the drunk man will give in first.

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The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

Will it make a man lose his sense of humour too?

I have a sense of humor. Yours is pretty fukced up if you think this joke was funny.

lemme drink a few beers and i'll get back to you :lol:

Isa & I just laughed at this thread ... for many reasons ... :lol:

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Not funny.

Esp. not funny when the OP doesn't even drink or DOESN'T EVEN KNOW know what this 'joke' is about...

Where's the joke? :unsure:

not sure since i dont drink, could it be that these things do happen with(some) women that doooo like argue excessively, talk continually, couldnt drive, wont apoligize etc

Do you often repeat things you've heard just to say them??? :blink:

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Lol... this post just cracked me up :lol:

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1. Not funny, agreed.

2. I hate when people post e-mail forwards, but seriously, why would you post them when you don't even understand them?

3. Why would a woman post a joke that was offensive to women?

4. Seriously, enough with the e-mail forwards.

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Wow. some uptight people. Lighten up.

I can think of a religion that's 10x more derogatory towards women... but I'm keeping my mouth shut.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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1. Not funny, agreed.

2. I hate when people post e-mail forwards, but seriously, why would you post them when you don't even understand them?

3. Why would a woman post a joke that was offensive to women?

4. Seriously, enough with the e-mail forwards.

I have this feeling she understood it very well. Can you prove otherwise? :P

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1. Not funny, agreed.

2. I hate when people post e-mail forwards, but seriously, why would you post them when you don't even understand them?

3. Why would a woman post a joke that was offensive to women?

4. Seriously, enough with the e-mail forwards.

I have this feeling she understood it very well. Can you prove otherwise? :P

Yes. She posted in this thread that she doesn't understand it since she doesn't drink. Then someone else had to explain to her what her own posted joke meant.

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1. Not funny, agreed.

2. I hate when people post e-mail forwards, but seriously, why would you post them when you don't even understand them?

3. Why would a woman post a joke that was offensive to women?

4. Seriously, enough with the e-mail forwards.

I have this feeling she understood it very well. Can you prove otherwise? :P

Yes. She posted in this thread that she doesn't understand it since she doesn't drink. Then someone else had to explain to her what her own posted joke meant.

Sarcasm ...

I just have this feeling (no proof) she's old enough ... and experienced enough ... to know a few things. We can ask her in the morning if you like.

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