Beer Contains Female Hormones!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Beer Contains Female Hormones!

This is serious stuff...

Last month scientists at National University of Lesotho released the results of a recen t analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotiona l.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh.

[mawilson 2,133]

Not to mention that

9) It gives you tits

[Sinergy 3]

[Jenn! 918]

Could that be any more derogatory towards women?

[peejay 327]

Not to mention that

9) It gives you tits

I have pectorals...not tits. Hairy chests and tits don't go together.

I need beer anyway, whether it has female hormones or not. All guys should explore their feminine side.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I blame it on beer.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Not to mention that

9) It gives you tits

I have pectorals...not tits. Hairy chests and tits don't go together.

I need beer anyway, whether it has female hormones or not. All guys should explore their feminine side.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I blame it on beer.

seems it makes people do true confessions also...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Could that be any more derogatory towards women?

No kidding.

[Fandango 1,440]

Could that be any more derogatory towards women?

No kidding.

x 2

Cannot believe anyone found this funny.

[featherB 1]

Could that be any more derogatory towards women?

No kidding.

x 2

Cannot believe anyone found this funny.

Make that x 3.

I did think 'oh, man boobs' when I saw the thread title... but no.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh

it is a joke no worse that any blonde jokes etc

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh

it is a joke no worse that any blonde jokes etc

Where's the joke?

[brnidokiegurl 0]

not sure since i dont drink, could it be that these things do happen with(some) women that doooo like argue excessively, talk continually, couldnt drive, wont apoligize etc

Edited June 12, 2007 by brnidokiegurl

[Jenn! 918]

not sure since i dont drink, could it be that these things do happen with(some) women that doooo like argue excessively, talk continually, couldnt drive, wont apoligize etc

The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

[mawilson 2,133]

The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

Will it make a man lose his sense of humour too?

[Jenn! 918]

The "joke" is saying that women are like that sober (can't think rationally etc.). In short, a whole bunch of alcohol will bring a man down to the level of a woman.

Will it make a man lose his sense of humour too?

I have a sense of humor. Yours is pretty fukced up if you think this joke was funny.