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Ban Hammer   13,332

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U.S.—All Americans on the internet have been awarded an honorary degree in international affairs for their expert opinions on foreign policy, sources confirmed Thursday.

 

The degrees are being handed out by colleges across the nation as the institutions wanted to honor those people who are suddenly experts on the Middle East, terrorism, and the intricacies of Iranian government. Anyone who gives his or her expert opinion on the Middle East, terrorism, blowback, foreign intervention, or the likely outcome of the killing of Suleimani will be sent an honorary certificate in the mail. 

"It is time for us to recognize the millions of Americans who are suddenly experts on complex foreign policy," said one school dean in Boston as he printed out thousands of certificates to mail all across the country.

more at https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-on-internet-awarded-honorary-degree-in-international-affairs

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5 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

Might as throw in a cert for expert opinions on high crimes, misdemeanors, and impeachable offenses as well.  Double Masters Degrees for all.

Why not throw in a Nobel to boot?

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