The derailment exempt thread

[Ban Hammer 13,417]

7 hours ago, laylalex said:

True! I did get my results back just now but I am waiting to hear from the doctor what they mean. They are encouraging because my white blood cell count and c-reactive proteins are both down, and nearing normal levels. But I am still in what is often crippling pain, like last night. I couldn't even open the closet door because of it. Doctor told me yesterday than another round of steroids would work, but if I need to see the rheumo, he wants me unwell and displaying symptoms. So until I know what his recommendation is, I have to sit tight and suffer a bit more. I did get some stronger pain relievers though, to be used judiciously.

[Ban Hammer 13,417]

and now a dad joke for layla
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I used to be a lumberjack.  I cut down exactly 82,716 trees.
i know this number because I kept a log....

Edited June 23, 2021 by Ban Hammer

[laylalex 7,293]

36 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

and now a dad joke for layla
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I used to be a lumberjack.  I cut down exactly 82,716 trees.
i know this number because I kept a log....

That's awful.

 

I will have to ask the source tonight for a new one to fight back!

[Boiler 45,715]

Has there been any Voldy talk re Godparents?

[laylalex 7,293]

14 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Has there been any Voldy talk re Godparents?

Ha! No. And I am pretty sure neither Al nor I will be asked. It's still a little... delicate.  

[LIBrty4all 3,754]

On 6/16/2021 at 12:05 AM, TBoneTX said:

Perhaps we can put our differences aside and agree that THIS is the most crucial website ever:

http://corndog.io

 

Reminds me of the jokes someone around here likes to tell.

[TBoneTX 45,568]

1 hour ago, LIBrty4all said:

Reminds me of the jokes someone around here likes to tell.

[T-B.'s ears perk up]

[laylalex 7,293]

On 6/22/2021 at 7:26 PM, laylalex said:

That's awful.

 

I will have to ask the source tonight for a new one to fight back!

Okay, I have two this evening:

 

First for TBone--

 

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

 

Second for Ban Hammer--

 

What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

[TBoneTX 45,568]

12 hours ago, laylalex said:

two monkeys who share an Amazon account

We superior simians would never stoop to such commercialism as would mere human beings, hmmmph LL ma'am.

[yuna628 9,686]

1) pounding headache all day

2) dad needing a skin graft and wanting me to describe what it looks like to him. ummmmm.... man I don't know it's a weird patch of skin they took from another place and slapped it over a hole and it looks er.... kinda gross. Feeling queasy now.

3) an earthquake

4) i think the neighbor has infested the area with a harmful insect and now i'm bantering back and forth with the DoA about what to do.

5) my BiL risking the lives of my baby nieces by getting COVID because ''the government might microchip him with a vaccine" O_o

[Ban Hammer 13,417]

26 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

1) pounding headache all day

2) dad needing a skin graft and wanting me to describe what it looks like to him. ummmmm.... man I don't know it's a weird patch of skin they took from another place and slapped it over a hole and it looks er.... kinda gross. Feeling queasy now.

3) an earthquake

4) i think the neighbor has infested the area with a harmful insect and now i'm bantering back and forth with the DoA about what to do.

5) my BiL risking the lives of my baby nieces by getting COVID because ''the government might microchip him with a vaccine" O_o

ref #1 - is your husband related to lord piledriver?  
ref #4 - what insect?

[laylalex 7,293]

5 hours ago, yuna628 said:

 

5) my BiL risking the lives of my baby nieces by getting COVID because ''the government might microchip him with a vaccine" O_o

Let me guess, he heard it on the Facebooks.

 

[yuna628 9,686]

46 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Let me guess, he heard it on the Facebooks.

 

Worse. Youtube told him the truth apparently.

 

Ugh.... now they are all sick.. even the babies. 

[TBoneTX 45,568]

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

1) pounding headache all day

2) dad needing a skin graft and wanting me to describe what it looks like to him. ummmmm.... man I don't know it's a weird patch of skin they took from another place and slapped it over a hole and it looks er.... kinda gross. Feeling queasy now.

3) an earthquake

4) i think the neighbor has infested the area with a harmful insect and now i'm bantering back and forth with the DoA about what to do.

5) my BiL risking the lives of my baby nieces by getting COVID because ''the government might microchip him with a vaccine" O_o

"And besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

[yuna628 9,686]

On 6/25/2021 at 4:54 PM, Ban Hammer said:

ref #1 - is your husband related to lord piledriver?  
ref #4 - what insect?

Spotted Lanternflies are apparently considered an invasive and harmful species. They are also freakishly gross. Some parts of the state are under a quarantine, some are not. They also created a buffer zone. We are instructed to report any we find. Apparently I've found some outside the quarantine and buffer zone and that's sent the department into a tizzy. They want to send some scientist person to see what to do. I am not happy they (babies) are chowing down on some flowers I planted. They are currently about the size of a ladybeetle, but too fast to grab. Eventually they will grow up to be big (cicada sized), destroy trees and fruit. They are suggesting some kind of soap because apparently there's nothing else that can kill them? Personally I hope the scientist will be able to wrangle them and take 'em to the lab for testing.