The derailment exempt thread

[TBoneTX 45,567]

7 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

the important line being as solid as it gets

Congratulations on again becoming the ancestor of a descendant.

[laylalex 7,293]

Congrats Burnt!!! Best wishes for a healthy pregnancy. 👶

[laylalex 7,293]

Trying to remember that Alex has his own life, and I don't need to be at every event he attends -- tonight he got "pushed" (his word) into attending a goodbye dinner/drinks in SF. Reservations were made to include me but I'm just not feeling quite up to it yet. 😕 He's fine now but... I'm jealous. I mean, he got his way about the move -- I had envisioned a minibreak, taking our time going down Highway 1, rolling through Half Moon Bay and Monterey and Big Sur, where we could break on Saturday night at a lodge, and then pootle on to Hearst Castle and Avila Beach and a detour to Ojai for an overnight at a spa for some yoga and massages, and then down through to Malibu and Santa Monica on Monday morning. But he said no, colossal waste of time and money. We compromised (he wanted a straight shot through the Central Valley) and now we're breaking one night at Paso Robles for some wine tasting (and my massage!). Anyway, I'm just feeling a little... meh. Tomorrow is our last full Saturday in Berkeley and I'm a little sad. Also this wine is decent (cheapie sparkly from Whole Foods) so there's that.  

[TBoneTX 45,567]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

he said no, colossal waste of time and money.

I rather like this dude's attitude and priorities.

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

Apparently the first one wasn't good enough so she did another, even though she's already seen our family doctor.

 

The stick of gum trick that destroyed my sleep last night:

 

 

The digital one that thinks she's more pregnant than our family doctor thinks (LMP), 3+ apparently means 5+.. increasing my suspicions this was made by a woman:

 

Daughter goes back to school on Tuesday and I know she's going to tell every single person, so we're going to get flooded with congratulation texts/emails/cards this week. 

Edited January 4, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

1 hour ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Apparently the first one wasn't good enough so she did another, even though she's already seen our family doctor.

 

The stick of gum trick that destroyed my sleep last night:

 

 

The digital one that thinks she's more pregnant than our family doctor thinks (LMP), 3+ apparently means 5+.. increasing my suspicions this was made by a woman:

 

Daughter goes back to school on Tuesday and I know she's going to tell every single person, so we're going to get flooded with congratulation texts/emails/cards this week. 

congrats

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

Congrats BR.  Hope you're financially prepared enough to support 3+ new chilluns...

[laylalex 7,293]

It's my last Saturday here. Feeling a bit sad about moving on. 😭 Alex of course is stoked because he will have an entire closet to himself and one of the bedrooms as a study. He also teased me mercilessly about getting a tan now that we're going to be living near the beach after I ranted about the importance of sun protection. Then he made a tasteless joke about the importance of protection. Maybe I'm just a bit oversensitive tonight. 

[TBoneTX 45,567]

19 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

The digital one that thinks she's more pregnant than our family doctor thinks (LMP), 3+ apparently means 5+..

In the other thread in the other forum, we have a rule of NO FALLOPIAN CHAT, please be apprised.

This is because the male participants will soon run off screaming into the night.

Turn your attention to names.

For a boy, how about:  Seamus McGillicuddy Reynolds, Jr.?

For a girl, how about:  Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit* Reynolds?

   *we must support the idea of strong women who can do anything, even be President

[TBoneTX 45,567]

3 hours ago, laylalex said:

he made a tasteless joke

I rather like this dude's attitude and priorities.

[Dashinka 24,626]

23 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Apparently the first one wasn't good enough so she did another, even though she's already seen our family doctor.

 

The stick of gum trick that destroyed my sleep last night:

 

 

The digital one that thinks she's more pregnant than our family doctor thinks (LMP), 3+ apparently means 5+.. increasing my suspicions this was made by a woman:

 

Daughter goes back to school on Tuesday and I know she's going to tell every single person, so we're going to get flooded with congratulation texts/emails/cards this week. 

Does that mean triplets?  😀

 

Congrats!

[Neonred 3,576]

On 1/4/2020 at 8:12 AM, Burnt Reynolds said:

Apparently the first one wasn't good enough so she did another, even though she's already seen our family doctor.

 

The stick of gum trick that destroyed my sleep last night:

 

 

The digital one that thinks she's more pregnant than our family doctor thinks (LMP), 3+ apparently means 5+.. increasing my suspicions this was made by a woman:

 

Daughter goes back to school on Tuesday and I know she's going to tell every single person, so we're going to get flooded with congratulation texts/emails/cards this week. 

Congrats.  I've paid my dues and now my kids are having kids.  Just learned this past week that my son and his wife, who already have a 16 month old, are expecting another.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

my son and his wife, who already have a 16 month old, are expecting another.

Congratulations to you too on becoming the ancestor of a descendant, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Mrs. T-B.'s recent din-dins have been delicious in theory, except that she smothered everything in cilantro, which I have told her thousands of times is prohibited in our house (even one flake thereof) and is legitimate grounds for divorce.

 

Self-explanatory comment about (un)happy marriage:

 

Wife:  Why don't you like what I cook?

Husband:  Why don't you cook what I like?

Edited January 6, 2020 by TBoneTX

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

On 1/4/2020 at 11:56 PM, laylalex said:

It's my last Saturday here. Feeling a bit sad about moving on. 😭 Alex of course is stoked because he will have an entire closet to himself and one of the bedrooms as a study. He also teased me mercilessly about getting a tan now that we're going to be living near the beach after I ranted about the importance of sun protection. Then he made a tasteless joke about the importance of protection. Maybe I'm just a bit oversensitive tonight. 

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