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I'm getting this ad again -- I have no idea what I may have been searching to end up with these, given that I spend half my time on The Knot and Zola at the moment. Obviously if I am on wedding websites, I probably already have a sperm donor???

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Well, the die is cast. 15 years, 1 month and 2 days ago, I peeked over the back of a sofa at a boring party and found a tall, dark-haired guy squinting to read a magazine in low light and drinking out

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To all my VJ friends and acquaintances, I wish apologize for a link I inadvertently posted last week.  It was about Hunter, and the thread title was something about p0rnhub.  When I posted the link, I

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Just returned from a short hop to Key West to pick up "groceries" at the "European Market".  European my #######.  It's an Uzbek store, but close enough for my wife.   Discovered a new game

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38 minutes ago, laylalex said:

I'm getting this ad again -- I have no idea what I may have been searching to end up with these, given that I spend half my time on The Knot and Zola at the moment. Obviously if I am on wedding websites, I probably already have a sperm donor???

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maybe google thinks you need to be pregnant......

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

maybe google thinks you need to be pregnant......

Google is WRONG! :lol: My best friend is about to pop in the next week or so and I have to say, it has not looked like a ton of fun. 

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3 hours ago, laylalex said:

Google is WRONG! :lol: My best friend is about to pop in the next week or so and I have to say, it has not looked like a ton of fun. 

speaking of google. Any of you reprobates watched the social dilemma

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8 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Any of you reprobates watched the social dilemma

NB finds a thesaurus? 

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

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7 hours ago, laylalex said:

My best friend is about to pop in the next week or so and I have to say, it has not looked like a ton of fun. 

Giving birth has been described as like trying to pass a watermelon through one's nostril.

4 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

NB finds a thesaurus? 

Thesaurus, n. - a prehistoric reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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10 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

NB finds a thesaurus? 

Perhaps I am experiencing heuristics, perhaps not, but the optics look good 😳 

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Are you not talking?

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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17 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Are you not talking?

He's working. Or supposed to be working. And the AC is apparently perfect in his study right now with the door closed. Which is fine because he's blasting Mogwai and I can't stand them.

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To celebrate (?) receiving my last spousal support payment for Voldy on Friday, this evening I decided to see if I could get into his Netflix account.

 

I hope he enjoys the "Romantic Tear-jerkers Based on Books" and "Children & Family Movies starring Ashley Olsen" sub-categories, because he'll be seeing those at the top of his list for a while.

 

(I have promptly forgotten all about the password that was entirely too easy to guess.)

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11 minutes ago, laylalex said:

receiving my last spousal support payment

Quick -- marry again FAST, LL ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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4 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Quick -- marry again FAST, LL ma'am!

20 days. Except this time I am the money bags marrying the gold-digger, but we make it work. ;) He said he'll be patient enough for the ink to dry on the wills to start working on that undetectable and unfortunately early demise of mine....

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38 minutes ago, laylalex said:

20 days. Except this time I am the money bags marrying the gold-digger, but we make it work. ;) He said he'll be patient enough for the ink to dry on the wills to start working on that undetectable and unfortunately early demise of mine....

So you drained one man’s bank account in order to support his former friend in matrimony?  Clever.

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8 hours ago, Voice of Reason said:

So you drained one man’s bank account in order to support his former friend in matrimony?  Clever.

This is the kind of clear-headed thinking a second-tier Ivy League education brings you!! :lol: 🤓

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