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1 minute ago, laylalex said:

Beautiful prime rib!!!

 

All these music references make me feel really young. :lol: If you don't stop it, I will post a bunch of beach goth/dark surf videos again.

I’m not gonna lie nor brag, just stating a fact.  It was amazing. 2nd time doing it at home.  Can’t figure out why I haven’t done it 50 times already.

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Well, the die is cast. 15 years, 1 month and 2 days ago, I peeked over the back of a sofa at a boring party and found a tall, dark-haired guy squinting to read a magazine in low light and drinking out

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To all my VJ friends and acquaintances, I wish apologize for a link I inadvertently posted last week.  It was about Hunter, and the thread title was something about p0rnhub.  When I posted the link, I

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Just returned from a short hop to Key West to pick up "groceries" at the "European Market".  European my #######.  It's an Uzbek store, but close enough for my wife.   Discovered a new game

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1 minute ago, ALFKAD said:

I’m not gonna lie nor brag, just stating a fact.  It was amazing. 2nd time doing it at home.  Can’t figure out why I haven’t done it 50 times already.

So that was done on the grill it was resting on in that picture? Cool. We have a rooftop residents' barbecue/grill area at the new place, and this looks very tempting to try.

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5 minutes ago, laylalex said:

So that was done on the grill it was resting on in that picture? Cool. We have a rooftop residents' barbecue/grill area at the new place, and this looks very tempting to try.

Yes, a Kamado Joe grill.  Very different from a conventional grill.  Temperature control of a Kamado grill is amazing.


 

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”

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Alex, 30 years from now.    :P

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Alex, 30 years from now.    :P

I just had the following conversation with him:

 

L: So I'm going to slice the leftover beef tomorrow night, and make the onion gravy like you wanted, and we'll have it with a baguette and some horseradish. Oh, and I'm roasting the asparagus and mushrooms. Was there anything else?

A: (staring at his laptop on the other side of the room) ...

L: I said, was there anything else?

A: Eh? 

L: Do you have any idea what I just said?

A: No. I heard you talking but my brain filtered out the content. I was watching a video of a postman kicking a package down the street. Here, let me send it to you.

L: Are you kidding me? I was talking about food! You like food!

A: Oh, please repeat then. 

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Mormon Tabernacle Choir

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Wow, takes me back to freshman year of high school.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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5 hours ago, laylalex said:

That's it, I think you're all old enough to be my dad. :lol: 

Well, I do have a 34 year old daughter.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Me: Goes to sleep early, YAAAS I'M GETTING SOME SLEEP FOR ONCE.

 

*wife wakes me up at midnight, husband your breath smells. *

 

Me: :ranting:  WAT

 

Wife: No it really stinks, hands what looks like a massive stick of gum.

 

Me: Dude...

 

Wife: Open it..

 

Me: *glares at wife*.. unravels it, opens, looks like a weird stick, grab phone for light, shine at it.. its a pregnancy test with two solid lines, the important line being as solid as it gets.

 

Me: Oh [expletive]

 

Her: *tackles me*

 

Me: Woohoo #3 coming and we're done! Also, RIP today's sleep.

 

Couldn't suck down enough liquid diabetes to be functional today.

 
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