The derailment exempt thread

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

4 hours ago, laylalex said:

It's so weird. Right now I'm looking at ads for Dior makeup and Fleur de Mal lingerie. That fits. But every so often...

I got ones for "Find Your Filipina Beauty!" recently too.

No thank you. My wife has enough of her friends trying to sell her that MLM makeup and weightloss #######

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

23 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

So apparently Google is trying to tell you something...... It is time to come out of the closet. 

You know all women really want a gay husband 

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

8 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

You know all women really want a gay husband 

Yeah I don't think that is the case. 

So @laylalex what exactly has Alex been searching while you are away?

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

15 minutes ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

Yeah I don't think that is the case. 

So @laylalex what exactly has Alex been searching while you are away?

Dang dude.. she did say they shared a laptop. You are very perspective 

[laylalex 7,293]

1 hour ago, Cyberfx1024 said:

Yeah I don't think that is the case. 

So @laylalex what exactly has Alex been searching while you are away?

 

1 hour ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

Dang dude.. she did say they shared a laptop. You are very perspective 

This was on my phone and he does NOT share that with me. 

 

Now I'm wondering if this is covert sneak attack action from Voldy to get back at me using his Netflix account and messing up all his recommendations for years.   Voldy was definitely not gay himself, though when some (honestly really handsome) guy once made a pass at him, he wasn't offended. On the contrary, he thought it was proof that he was irresistible to good-looking people of all persuasions. 

 

I asked Al what really goes on at boarding schools, and was there ever anything between him and Voldy, seeing as they lived together for the better part of five years at school and university. He said, and I quote, "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR #^@%!*' MIND?" I took that as a no.  

 

I have to point out in my defense that I have been referred to as "terminally straight" by one of my gay friends. As in, one of these men is going to be the death of me some day!

[TBoneTX 45,572]

The most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, si LL ma'am.

[yuna628 9,686]

So I survived Isaias, but we took some tornado damage and that's not good. The town is also under water. This year deserves a good kicking. 

[TBoneTX 45,572]

5 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

we took some tornado damage

You personally, Y ma'am?  Even if not specifically you, how terrible.

5 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

The town is also under water.

Like the U.S. economy...

6 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

This year deserves a good kicking.

Propounding violence toward annual calendars!!!  Reported!!!!!!!

[yuna628 9,686]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

You personally, Y ma'am?  Even if not specifically you, how terrible.

Like the U.S. economy...

Propounding violence toward annual calendars!!!  Reported!!!!!!!

Not me physically. But it ripped rows of my neighbor's trees out and dropped them back down onto my fence, shrubs, and other items. The whole fence appears beyond repair I think which is nothing to sniff at to replace as it's a big property.

 

We had a lot of swift water rescues, evacs, and drownings last night.

Edited August 5, 2020 by yuna628

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Terrible.  Call the insurance co. and comfort those worse off...

[Ban Hammer 13,421]

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

46 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

Reciprocating mankini attachment?

[Ban Hammer 13,421]

2 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Reciprocating mankini attachment?

i don't know you any more.

for any who have seen the reports of that explosion in beirut, here's a before and after satellite pic of the area

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

16 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

i don't know you any more.

Fully semi-auto* reciprocating mankini attachment.. with firing pin? 

Edited August 5, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

51 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

i don't know you any more.

for any who have seen the reports of that explosion in beirut, here's a before and after satellite pic of the area

That's what happens when you store nearly 3,000 tons of ammonium nitrate improperly.