The derailment exempt thread

[TBoneTX 45,090]

NOW who's bad at math around here?     

Edited August 1, 2020 by TBoneTX

[laylalex 7,284]

1 hour ago, Voice of Reason said:

I thought it was 72?

Alex just said: what good are the 72 virgins after the first day? 😕 

[Boiler 45,402]

Explains how he got his nick name.

 

We seem to have quite a few threads where ladies are refusing to go ahead with filing for adjustment of their SO's, could this be just good Risk Management?

 

 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

7 is 7 to many so 72 is 72 too many.  I would  rather have the 3pc special down at KFC at my age 

[laylalex 7,284]

1 minute ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

7 is 7 to many so 72 is 72 too many.  I would  rather have the 3pc special down at KFC at my age 

How about one to serve you the three piece?

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

35 minutes ago, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

7 is 7 to many so 72 is 72 too many.  I would  rather have the 3pc special down at KFC at my age 

and can you imagine - 72 mothers in law? 

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

[Burnt Reynolds 5,058]

Wife's labor started Thurs morning, son was delivered this morning at a little past midnight. 2 hours of sleep until this afternoon where I finally got some rest. Healthy baby boy and already discharged home the same morning. He came a bit earlier than his due date which was mid-late August, in fact, had he been born only a half hour earlier, he would've been 36 weeks and under whats called a 36 hour protocol. Instead born just after midnight and at 37 weeks, no complications at all. We also had like 5 nurses, 3 midwives, and 2 ob's (one doing residency) in the room, which I'm pretty sure made our delivery room pretty popular. Wife's pregnancy history is anything but orthodox, so it was definitely something contributory to medical literature. This was the baby a doctor declared miscarried in January, another reason to never merely believe a "title" (or authority) in absence of proof.

Edited August 2, 2020 by Burnt Reynolds

[laylalex 7,284]

48 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Wife's labor started Thurs morning, son was delivered this morning at a little past midnight. 2 hours of sleep until this afternoon where I finally got some rest. Healthy baby boy and already discharged home the same morning. He came a bit earlier than his due date which was mid-late August, in fact, had he been born only a half hour earlier, he would've been 36 weeks and under whats called a 36 hour protocol. Instead born just after midnight and at 37 weeks, no complications at all. We also had like 5 nurses, 3 midwives, and 2 ob's (one doing residency) in the room, which I'm pretty sure made our delivery room pretty popular. Wife's pregnancy history is anything but orthodox, so it was definitely something contributory to medical literature. This was the baby a doctor declared miscarried in January, another reason to never merely believe a "title" (or authority) in absence of proof.

Congratulations, Papa Burnt and Mrs. Reynolds!!! ❤️ Glad to hear mom and baby boy are healthy and well. Get some rest, all of you.

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

57 minutes ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Wife's labor started Thurs morning, son was delivered this morning at a little past midnight. 2 hours of sleep until this afternoon where I finally got some rest. Healthy baby boy and already discharged home the same morning. He came a bit earlier than his due date which was mid-late August, in fact, had he been born only a half hour earlier, he would've been 36 weeks and under whats called a 36 hour protocol. Instead born just after midnight and at 37 weeks, no complications at all. We also had like 5 nurses, 3 midwives, and 2 ob's (one doing residency) in the room, which I'm pretty sure made our delivery room pretty popular. Wife's pregnancy history is anything but orthodox, so it was definitely something contributory to medical literature. This was the baby a doctor declared miscarried in January, another reason to never merely believe a "title" (or authority) in absence of proof.

congrats.  if you name the little one "ewok" you will be a lifetime platinum member.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

congrats.  if you name the little one "ewok" you will be a lifetime platinum member.

Ahem.  You don't have that level of clearance.

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

3 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

Wife's labor started Thurs morning, son was delivered this morning at a little past midnight. 2 hours of sleep until this afternoon where I finally got some rest. Healthy baby boy and already discharged home the same morning. He came a bit earlier than his due date which was mid-late August, in fact, had he been born only a half hour earlier, he would've been 36 weeks and under whats called a 36 hour protocol. Instead born just after midnight and at 37 weeks, no complications at all. We also had like 5 nurses, 3 midwives, and 2 ob's (one doing residency) in the room, which I'm pretty sure made our delivery room pretty popular. Wife's pregnancy history is anything but orthodox, so it was definitely something contributory to medical literature. This was the baby a doctor declared miscarried in January, another reason to never merely believe a "title" (or authority) in absence of proof.

Congratulations on the birth of your baby boy.  

[TBoneTX 45,090]

4 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

son was delivered this morning

Congratulations on becoming the ancestor of a descendant, si man!

4 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

2 hours of sleep

And you won't sleep much more than this for the first 3 years.

4 hours ago, Burnt Reynolds said:

it was definitely something contributory to medical literature

Insist that a case report be written -- absolutely insist.

3 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

name the little one "ewok"

The name, if not Seamus Aloysius McGillicuddy Reynolds, should be:

T-Bone Ban Hammer Laylalex Boiler Reynolds the NB2nd, si man.

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,370]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

6.5 you are straying into Tbone airspace