The derailment exempt thread

[laylalex 7,284]

19 minutes ago, Boiler said:

Mirror?

 

I had not and sort of wish I had not, where was his box?

 

 

Haven't been able to watch the match. It's getting DVRd now but I'm trying to get out the door in 20 minutes. I'll let you know when I catch up in the hotel later. 

 

Being told right now to stop typing and dry my hair. So I will submit to the patriarchy and do just that. 

[Boiler 45,411]

I saw the score....

 

But my Football team won again and we are now clear at the top. Match report received from Brother who attended. Actually Voldy's old area. I think.

 

I did speak to Michelle, my stylist, so have an appointment for Monday.

 

One of the advantages of Colorado, and losing it, is that hair dries very quickly. After Monday a quick shake will do it.

 

And a nice day so we have some major melt, and consequentially mud.

[laylalex 7,284]

Question: Is "we need to descale the kettle" code for sexual congress? I think I just accidentally disappointed someone.

[Ban Hammer 13,293]

11 hours ago, laylalex said:

Question: Is "we need to descale the kettle" code for sexual congress? I think I just accidentally disappointed someone.

i guess it could be, if there are scales on it.............

[laylalex 7,284]

So Alex's office is taking preventative measures and everyone is working from home until further notice starting tomorrow. No one is sick or knows of being in contact with an infected person, but quite a few of the guys in the office travel frequently, Al included, to London, San Francisco, New York and Frankfurt. No more travel for anyone! Not even to the office. 

 

Not sure what I will do with him hanging around the place. I suppose we'll get used to it after a while.

[Ban Hammer 13,293]

55 minutes ago, laylalex said:

 

Not sure what I will do with him hanging around the place. I suppose we'll get used to it after a while.

descale the kettle?

[laylalex 7,284]

7 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

descale the kettle?

I am afraid there might be more descaling of the kettle than I signed up for, during the weekday at least.  

[Neonred 3,553]

2 hours ago, laylalex said:

So Alex's office is taking preventative measures and everyone is working from home until further notice starting tomorrow. No one is sick or knows of being in contact with an infected person, but quite a few of the guys in the office travel frequently, Al included, to London, San Francisco, New York and Frankfurt. No more travel for anyone! Not even to the office. 

 

 

I like this idea.  I need to find a way to work remotely from home.

[laylalex 7,284]

12 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I like this idea.  I need to find a way to work remotely from home.

Is it feasible for you? I mean, for Al, he's just at a computer or hanging out in one of the breakrooms eating Doritos as far as I can tell, so he can do those things at home. 

[Neonred 3,553]

1 hour ago, laylalex said:

Is it feasible for you? I mean, for Al, he's just at a computer or hanging out in one of the breakrooms eating Doritos as far as I can tell, so he can do those things at home. 

Well, I'm a dentist.....

[laylalex 7,284]

20 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Well, I'm a dentist.....

Hmmmmm... I can see how that might cause some equipment complications.  

[TBoneTX 45,155]

8 hours ago, laylalex said:

Not sure what I will do with him hanging around the place.

As already suggested, and a constant supply of sammiches.

[laylalex 7,284]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

As already suggested, and a constant supply of sammiches.

Descaling the kettle is out of the question. Because I have a new one now. 

[Ban Hammer 13,293]

12 hours ago, laylalex said:

Hmmmmm... I can see how that might cause some equipment complications.  

  it is against TOS to state someone may have equipment complications.........

[TBoneTX 45,155]

17 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

  it is against TOS to state someone may have equipment complications.........

But can't complications be automatically assumed if members are of a certain age?